Tuesday, July 29th 2008
This Is What Heaven Must Look Like.....
....Well, except for that bag of donut grease ogling at the Empress of Lucite. His hairy eyeballs are not worthy of staring at such pristine elegance. He should be on his doughy knees, kissing her lucite footprints. Even the trees and that trash can are staring at Shauna Sand's magnificent beauty. You can't help but not!
Shauna spent an exhausting afternoon at the pool in Miami on Sunday. Seriously, it must be so tiring being that gorgeous. It's good thing I wasn't there. Not only would I have stolen her exquisite lucite heels while she was in the pool, but I also would have downed gallons of that pool water after she got out. That shit is like blessed holy water from the heavens.
Submitted by cinnamonst1x on July 31, 2008 - 12:58am.
Frumpy, fat, Walmart whales hating on other people! Hilarious!
Yep, because only fat ugly people use the internet.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
You can bet that her psychotherapist's working record on her at least is a foot thick! I bet her house is filled floor to ceiling with dysmorphic mirrors, much like a twisted funhouse. She obviously uses these warped mirrors to apply make-up and to plan for her next cosmetic surgery safari. The light bulbs in her house have all been replaced with strobe lights to simulate camera flashes that she craves. Yuck, just yuck!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Frumpy, fat, Walmart whales hating on other people! Hilarious!
Those heels.......so......exquisite.......
Exquisite Lucite Heel Fan from Scotland
I like her shoes, but then again, I am the lord of hooker shoes. I admit it, I'm a tacky bitch.
What's not so pretty is that at the end of the day is your feet after you take them off. Miasmic, calloused feetsies is pretty much the only sacrifice you have to make, though, imo.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
I swear she never takes those shoes off. She sleeps with them heels on...
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Japanese Girls
That first pic is awesome...and like that bitch ate those fries on her plate in the second pic...why exactly is she famous? Phoebe Price is more famous than her...and those HEELS! Gawd, perfect for the center stage, no?
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**Cake, or death?** Eddie Izzard
DeeDee has that same Luis Vutton bag: $27.00.
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."
Lorenzo is probably sitting back laughing his ass off at how stupid she looks. She looks totally ridiculous, even more so when you hear her speak. Everybody gives Phoebe Price so much shit. At least Phoebe looks halfway decent looking and not like some cheap $10 hooker like SS.
Go to Miami...lay out.Go to LA...lay out.
Amazing.How wonderful it is that we have a dynamic economy that can support such a lifestyle.
she "models" and she has her own line of Lucite Shoes....plus she sells stuff on ebay.....lol
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Roll down the window and let the wind blow back your hair; the nights busted open these two lanes could take us anywhere
Does her income come from alimony? She's one of those M.A.W.s who are always frolicking and never working. Somebody's gotta be paying her way.
Man it's been a long time....
So do you think she takes off her lucites before she dips her feet in the pool?
***** IT'S MISS PIGGY BITCH! *****
BUNCH OF DAMN BAT CAVE SLUTS I TELL YOU TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR OK! BRITNEY IS #1- COMINGBACK 10/08
ss and tara reid are pretty much tied for grossest butchered lipo belly...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
What I wouldn't give to see this bitch bust ass in those shoes! You know she's had to have done it numerous times. Somebody throw some small marbles on the sidewalk when they see her coming.
@Mike hawk
They sell them at fantasy lingerie/porn shops all over nyc especially 8th st and the west village, but you can probably find them at just about any fantasy shop! Plus you can order them online from Fredericks of Hollywood!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Her food looks good, but I think she's holding it for someone else and is smoking...a joint?!
Your face!
i wonder if those things are glued to her feet
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"Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere"
- Mae West
Look at the glamour!!!!!!
She is the queen of elegance!!!!
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How do you describe a feeling?
Man,I gotta get my GF a pair of those hot shoes! I guess they're only available in LA, though.
You know I try my hardest to get fat like that dewd
('cos chicks dig that)
I just can't pull it off
Ugh that is some nast. From the dark roots and ratty hair to the floppy boobs and wacked stomach, it is just a whole lot of nastiness. I don't know how this woman was ever Playmate material. I can't imagine she was ever pretty.
There's no way she ate that food on that plate she's holding. She doesn't eat that much food in a week. She's probably holding it for the girl behind her while she puts her towel down to sit on it.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 29, 2008 - 1:37pm.
Has the world stopped shakin Cali gals???
Nova,
*belly button ring bump!!!* I'm old, but i still rock my navel ring!! That i got *coff*coff* 15 years agooooooooooooo
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LOL!!! you go hunny! Yeah...imma gonna continue to sport it till only GOD knows when. :D
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"Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 29, 2008 - 1:30pm.
Submitted by oklahoma on July 29, 2008 - 4:26pm.
Nova, You silly goose.. You're hardly of any age at all being only 33.. Live it up doll!! Live it up.. If I had a belly button ring (which would be awesome) I'd love it and cuddle it, and lick it w/ my super long tongue.. But I don't.. So I'll just lick yours.. *bends down* mmmm, linty..
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Wait until it gets infected and has pus, THEN it'll be super delish.
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HA...i pop out of the office for a bit and come back to find you have all been lovin up on me...lol. ;P
As for infection....,my belly ring hasnt had one since back when it was still healing. I found that when you get one, you really cant wear anything that rubs up against it...like my jeans did. Soooooo...anywho...mine healed beautifully and has been so for 9 years or so. :P...no pus here!!....and NO lint either...yuck...lol.
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"Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?"
You just know her feet are all kinds of fucked up.
Submitted by M.E. on July 29, 2008 - 3:45pm.
*blushing*
I just responded to an email from our IT tech and I somehow accidentily pasted a PM from the forum on the email when I sent it.
*panic look*
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Been there done that but it was with a co-worker. LOL
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
yes LCT, I got the wonderful scabbage I got to peel off in the mornings....heehee....but my guy must have been really good, because I only have a tiny hole.......I got so friggin horny after getting pierced- I totally understand why people go back for more....if I liked any other piercings I would have...
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As soon as you are able, then I am willing, to make the break that we are on the brink of; my cup is on the table, my love is spilling, waiting here for you to take a drink of
If she gained about 15 pounds, let her color fade a bit and bagged her head she'd look AWESOME!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
And oh yeah, to put my 2 cents in on the belly button piercing thing: it took mine about 2 years to heal completely. Some dipshits at tatoo places will tell you they'll heal in about 6 months; not true. I don't know why they take so long to heal. I guess it's because bellys aren't made from fatty cartlidge like earlobes.
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on July 29, 2008 - 3:16pm.
Thumbnail #2 is a classic....Her stomach is looking a little "Tara Reid-ish"
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You hit the nail on the head my dear. That is an ugly site!
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
BigTom - you must be new here.
paris herpes - Totally. I'm 35 & although I look at being 20 as being really young (which I thought was old when I was 18), I realize being in your 30 is not that old. I still have a belly button ring (although I don't remember the last time it was shown in public) & I still get tattoos. Just cause you hit 33 or 34 etc, doesn't mean you die.
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People Suck!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 29, 2008 - 4:32pm.
LCT, you just made me think of the goop that comes out after you get pierced...it is nasty....mine took almost 10 months to totally heal....you have to turn it every day and clean it, and all this nasty goop crap comes out...it's really gross......lol
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Wow, you're a lucky one. Mine still hadn't healed after 2 years and now I have a big fucking belly asshole. It's all wrinkled and puckered. I guess it's not so bad. It's white, not brown.
Did you get the crusty nastiness that you had to literally 'scab' off?
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Bloop me like you’ll never see me again.
Talk about being rode hard & put up wet! Daayuum! My 16 year old horse looks better than her after an 8 hour trail ride in 90 degree weather.
teehee, shows = shoes...but she puts on a total show so I could keep that typo!
Your face!
Shauna's lucite heels are TOTALLY exquisite. She must get the fattest corns from those shows. I'm sure she gets a pedicure every 3 days. Ah, the life of a (I don't know what the hell she does EVEN)!
Genevieve, when I was like 18 I thought 30 was old. But then I turned 30 last year and I still look like I'm 24 years old. Which is AWESOME! Most people are shocked and seriously I must weigh the same that I did when I was 18 too. So not much has changed, except my view on being 30. I take it to mean that thank god I'm not 20, which I recall being a difficult for me at the time because I was in college and didn't really want to be there at all.
O.M.F.G.who the hell is she someone tell me NOW PLEASE!!!!!!
hahahaha Triscuit.....that is my job....Motivational Weight'Loss Supervisor.
we are fine Clarisse...shaking is gone, fog is rolling in....I had my belly ring for 12 years...one day I looked down and said, "I don't want this anymore"... and took it out.
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As soon as you are able, then I am willing, to make the break that we are on the brink of; my cup is on the table, my love is spilling, waiting here for you to take a drink of
Has the world stopped shakin Cali gals???
Nova,
*belly button ring bump!!!* I'm old, but i still rock my navel ring!! That i got *coff*coff* 15 years agooooooooooooo
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 29, 2008 - 4:32pm.
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I don't know what you are talking about,cause I was too lazy and/or drunk to read(kidding?)
BUT...I will not be eating din~dins tonight!
Thank you for helping me keep my girlish,svelte figure!
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"I'm the whoriest whore whoever whored..." MK
Being in your mid 30s is not being old. If you think it is, you're probably in your teens or early 20s.
And on that note, I refuse to believe that Sands is younger then 40.
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People Suck!
I don't know why she thinks looking like a live-action Bratz doll is a good thing. And I hope she breaks an ankle..she needs a good 4 to 6 week break from those shoes
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Dlisted - Unfair and Imbalanced
LCT, you just made me think of the goop that comes out after you get pierced...it is nasty....mine took almost 10 months to totally heal....you have to turn it every day and clean it, and all this nasty goop crap comes out...it's really gross......lol
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As soon as you are able, then I am willing, to make the break that we are on the brink of; my cup is on the table, my love is spilling, waiting here for you to take a drink of
Submitted by oklahoma on July 29, 2008 - 4:26pm.
Nova, You silly goose.. You're hardly of any age at all being only 33.. Live it up doll!! Live it up.. If I had a belly button ring (which would be awesome) I'd love it and cuddle it, and lick it w/ my super long tongue.. But I don't.. So I'll just lick yours.. *bends down* mmmm, linty..
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Wait until it gets infected and has pus, THEN it'll be super delish.
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Bloop me like you’ll never see me again.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 29, 2008 - 4:25pm.
Sounds like a sitcom waiting to happen.
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Or an episode of 'Intervention'.
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Bloop me like you’ll never see me again.
Oklahoma
****dies happy*****
I miss you whore! call me later if you can
Nova, You silly goose.. You're hardly of any age at all being only 33.. Live it up doll!! Live it up.. If I had a belly button ring (which would be awesome) I'd love it and cuddle it, and lick it w/ my super long tongue.. But I don't.. So I'll just lick yours.. *bends down* mmmm, linty..
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 29, 2008 - 1:22pm.
Her 24 year old son just knocked up his 37 year old girlfriend, and her 17 year old son is living with his 34 year old girlfriend.
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Sounds like a sitcom waiting to happen.
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"I'm OK. You're...fucked up"
Thank God someone brought this shit up. It's been festering inside me like a bad fart.
My mom has this friend who's probably about 54 now, and she dresses like the biggest fucking tart in Brooklyn. She's probably about 30 pounds overweight but tries to get away with wearing size 6's, buys the most hideous Joan Rivers jewelry from the Shopping Network, dyes her hair the most ridiculous colours and allows her sons to date cougars.
Example. Her 24 year old son just knocked up his 37 year old girlfriend, and her 17 year old son is living with his 34 year old girlfriend.
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Bloop me like you’ll never see me again.