Tuesday, July 29th 2008
This Is What Heaven Must Look Like.....
....Well, except for that bag of donut grease ogling at the Empress of Lucite. His hairy eyeballs are not worthy of staring at such pristine elegance. He should be on his doughy knees, kissing her lucite footprints. Even the trees and that trash can are staring at Shauna Sand's magnificent beauty. You can't help but not!
Shauna spent an exhausting afternoon at the pool in Miami on Sunday. Seriously, it must be so tiring being that gorgeous. It's good thing I wasn't there. Not only would I have stolen her exquisite lucite heels while she was in the pool, but I also would have downed gallons of that pool water after she got out. That shit is like blessed holy water from the heavens.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 29, 2008 - 1:09pm.
Nova, sorry if I offended you, I just think there comes a time to let the belly ring go.....I took mine out because of that....but that is just my opinion.....they just look silly to me after a certain age....(I actually think they are "over" now anyway)
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Huh? Me offended?? Naaaaa no worries...im cool. :D I think keeping my belly ring is okay...yeah im 33, but I dont show my belly to everyone and its really rare that i wear a bikini out in public. Sooo...im cool with keeping it for now. :D To each his/her own. :D
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We were laying around in the woods and stuff, and I don't know how she did it but she got poison ivy on her brain and the only way she can scratch it is if she thinks about sandpaper.
-Stephen Wright
Submitted by oklahoma on July 29, 2008 - 4:12pm.
LCT you're funny!! I loves you.. *drools all over self*
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Ooooh, I lobs yoh toh, my leetle salsa deesh.
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Bloop me like you’ll never see me again.
Oh yeah, and how about those OLD women who tart it up and fool you when you see them from behind and then you get the full frontal and it's a horrible shock? This woman the other day; long brown hair, tight designer jeans, really high heels. We passed her because she was walking kind of slow, slinging her ass around. She caught up to us at the stoplight and she was like 65. No joke. Wrinkles and everything. It was alarming.
I hope all her old skin comes back to haunt her. She's seen more cuts than a Thanksgiving Day turkey. BARF.
her rear is cute, but too flat. if she reads this, she might decide to get butt roast impants, ala Kim the BigAssian.
I don't think she looks all that great from behind, myself. Granted, she has a better body than I do.
I just can't get past the fact that this woman is supposedly smart. Actually, I do know a few women who are very intelligent and successful (a high-ranking exec at a Fortune 500 company and a doctor) and if you didn't know better, you'd think they were retired call girls. I just always assume that if you have an advanced degree and a serious job that you would want people to take you seriously. Guess not everyone does.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 29, 2008 - 3:50pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 29, 2008 - 12:19pm.
I also hate when ladies in their mid-30's try desperately to hold on to their youth/sexiness by wearing a fucking belly ring.....
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What about the ones that dress like they're in their late teens/early 20s, still drink their faces off, get tattoos of things they'll regret in 5 minutes because they think it's whats cool and hip and try to talk about things like blowjobs and sex with anyone who will listen?
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LCT you're funny!! I loves you.. *drools all over self*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
awesome photographs.
Where are the goldfish in her tacky ass lucite heels?
Submitted by BeBe_Kitten on July 29, 2008 - 3:30pm.
"pip pip, cheerio"
myspace.com/bebekitten
Pip Cheerio? The same Pip Cheerio that went crazy on people and was stealing passwords with some keylogger virus last year on the d-list yahoo group? Now you're some blonde bombshell on myspace? Sure...
Nova, sorry if I offended you, I just think there comes a time to let the belly ring go.....I took mine out because of that....but that is just my opinion.....they just look silly to me after a certain age....(I actually think they are "over" now anyway)
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As soon as you are able, then I am willing, to make the break that we are on the brink of; my cup is on the table, my love is spilling, waiting here for you to take a drink of
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 29, 2008 - 3:58pm.
LCT!! I thought we agreed to keep those conversations private.
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Don't worry, I didn't tell anyone about the leather and cock rings. That's OUR secret.
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Bloop me like you’ll never see me again.
Not sure what to say/think about her anymore but...Que asco.
http://www.myspace.com/chirispanks
she is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on -""""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a dating?
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 29, 2008 - 12:50pm.
try to talk about things like blowjobs and sex with anyone who will listen?
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LCT!! I thought we agreed to keep those conversations private.
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"I'm OK. You're...fucked up"
Whats this about belly rings?? I'm 33 and have had mine for 10 years. It even survived having twins....although i did have to take it out at about 20wks preggo. But after i had them it went right back in...no prob. I likey mine and it still looks pretty good. :P
Shauna's wouldnt look bad either if she hadnt had that weird lipo that makes her tummy look weird. Well...that plus she's had THREE children. I hate her face, but her body is doing pretty good. *hides*
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We were laying around in the woods and stuff, and I don't know how she did it but she got poison ivy on her brain and the only way she can scratch it is if she thinks about sandpaper.
-Stephen Wright
I wonder if Lorenzo Lamas wretches at these photos.
Shauna's got to be in on the joke by now -- NO ONE unironically wears lucite platforms to the pool.
Submitted by M.E. on July 29, 2008 - 12:45pm.
As long as it wasn't the turkey lover, you should be ok.
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."
hahahhaa LCT!
M.E.....mine is just a little hole at the top of my belly button. My piecer must have been a good one! I have a really nice belly button, so I'm glad he didn't fuck it up....:)
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As soon as you are able, then I am willing, to make the break that we are on the brink of; my cup is on the table, my love is spilling, waiting here for you to take a drink of
Submitted by girl_cheese on July 29, 2008 - 3:38pm.
Love the fat hairy guy with moobs. Can a person file charges for assault on their eyeballs?
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Ahh yes...the irresistible biological urge of the male species to visually nail every female within 50 feet. I often watch guys from my office window loitering about in the parking lot across the street...a woman walks by and they look straight ahead and the *second* she's past them, they're giving themselves a whiplash and havin' a goooood long gander. And they ain't too fussy either, I've noticed.
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Bubbles: Are you a married man, Mr Hutton?
Mr Hutton: Yes, I am.
Bubbles: And yet you allow yourself to be alone in a room with a rather beautiful woman. That's very dangereuse, don't you think?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 29, 2008 - 12:19pm.
I also hate when ladies in their mid-30's try desperately to hold on to their youth/sexiness by wearing a fucking belly ring.....
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What about the ones that dress like they're in their late teens/early 20s, still drink their faces off, get tattoos of things they'll regret in 5 minutes because they think it's whats cool and hip and try to talk about things like blowjobs and sex with anyone who will listen?
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Bloop me like you’ll never see me again.
PSL - the only time my belly shows in public is at the pool or beach. And luckily, I'm thin with a nice tummy and can still pull it off. For now.
When you take them out the scar is NASSY!
heheee Sorry M.E.
though I am sure you don't walk around with your belly showing all the time like Ms Sand here...I do think there is a time to let it go ....:)
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As soon as you are able, then I am willing, to make the break that we are on the brink of; my cup is on the table, my love is spilling, waiting here for you to take a drink of
*blushing*
I just responded to an email from our IT tech and I somehow accidentily pasted a PM from the forum on the email when I sent it.
*panic look*
*stares down at belly ring*
Nope, fuck you horz. Not taking it out.
Did she mug Mimi or JLo for the hideous hat?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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you guys have just explained the reasons why I cannot whore myself out to a rich man.....I don't know how some of these girls can......especially since Viagra!
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As soon as you are able, then I am willing, to make the break that we are on the brink of; my cup is on the table, my love is spilling, waiting here for you to take a drink of
Oh, smart thinking Nits. I better watch my back from now on.
Hell yes I know the episode numbers Sheeps. I tole you I'm super geeked for the Simpsons.
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
Nitty,
Your phone is ringing...answer it!
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...whatever.
haha, i bet that bag of donut grease is suckin it in
Love the fat hairy guy with moobs. Can a person file charges for assault on their eyeballs?
Submitted by DeeDee on July 29, 2008 - 12:35pm.
You know the epis by number?? hahahahaha
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."
Submitted by harikaributterknife on July 29, 2008 - 2:32pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on July 29, 2008 - 3:13pm.
Moobman is sexay! Me likey when sophisticated gentlemen wear too small gold jewelry to the beach.
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how come all the rich ones are fat and ugly?
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And have perm mullets.....extra sexay!
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
DeeDee, I purposefully never make fun of overweight older men sporting lovely gold jewelry. Did I mention I lived in Sicily for five years?
DebfrmHell, you forgot to mention, fully clothed, on your list!!!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Oooooo, Treehouse of Horror X! Good episode, Sheeps.
Too bad the pool isn't filled with boiling Lucite. We need to preserve an elegant creature like Shauna for eternity!
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
Just as I read this post, Fuggy-Fug's "Glamorous" came on my iPod. It's a sign from the Lawd. He is well pleased with his daughter Shauuuwwwwwna.
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Hi5.
Submitted by DeeDee on July 29, 2008 - 3:13pm.
Moobman is sexay! Me likey when sophisticated gentlemen wear too small gold jewelry to the beach.
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how come all the rich ones are fat and ugly?
Submitted by NitWitty,
I said you were my younger skinner sister!!!!
Get your ass back to Goodwill and get those pumps. MK would love to add them to his collection! @size11 he could probably wear them on Saturday night. LOL
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...whatever.
Total Butterface
Nice ass.
Her body from behind is pretty hot.. and it seems she's got a naturally small frame if she eats sandwiches and french fries on a regular basis. Good for her! I don't get the cheapy sun hat with the Louis Vuitton tote.. or i guess it's, I don't get the tote with the outfit. I myself am guilty of the stripper shoes tho, like 3yrs ago I had a pair that lit up when I walked *hangs head*.. yeah, i know :/ Sometimes for giggles I bust 'em out when I have company over.. however I wouldn't wear them out anymore. That's now Shauna's territory.
"pip pip, cheerio"
myspace.com/bebekitten
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 29, 2008 - 3:28pm.
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*tearing out belly piercing* *sob*
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Bubbles: Are you a married man, Mr Hutton?
Mr Hutton: Yes, I am.
Bubbles: And yet you allow yourself to be alone in a room with a rather beautiful woman. That's very dangereuse, don't you think?
1. I can't wait til she falls off her shoes one day.
2. Doesn't plastic MELT in the sun?
3. Rename to "Her Ghetto High-Luciteness"
Hey DeeDee: I thought of you last night when I saw that Simpsons superhero episode, where Comic Book Guy hangs Bart and Lisa over a vat of bubbling Lucite.
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."
Sleazy Bake oven! ahahahahaaha
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 29, 2008 - 2:24pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe
Oh My Goodness!!!! We could be TWINS I tell ya!
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Hey, wait! That's what you said about me, and I'm not "there," yet! hahahaha
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 29, 2008 - 12:19pm.
I also hate when ladies in their mid-30's try desperately to hold on to their youth/sexiness by wearing a fucking belly ring.....
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Mmmmmmmmmmmm, good point, PSL!!
*dialing Piercings-R-Us to cancel my appointment*
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"I'm OK. You're...fucked up"
I hope they amp up the chemicals after Sleazy Bake Oven gets done soaking her talons. Gross.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 29, 2008 - 3:24pm.
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DEB I knew there was a reason I liked you so much! Maybe we were separated at birth! But I'm sure you went on to be the *pretty* sister, hee hee.
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Bubbles: Are you a married man, Mr Hutton?
Mr Hutton: Yes, I am.
Bubbles: And yet you allow yourself to be alone in a room with a rather beautiful woman. That's very dangereuse, don't you think?
Submitted by Two Drink Min on July 29, 2008 - 11:26am.
M.E. - I am thinking it's Tara Reid syndrome.
WHAT does this woman do that she can pool all day.
I am willing there are far more attractive (sorry MK) D Listers that could suck up someone's cash
to look good, get lipo and suck drinks at the pool. OK I AM BITTER! I work my ass off for barely a vacation!!!
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*stands next to Two Drink in the I'm bitter line*