Tuesday, July 29th 2008
This Is What Heaven Must Look Like.....
....Well, except for that bag of donut grease ogling at the Empress of Lucite. His hairy eyeballs are not worthy of staring at such pristine elegance. He should be on his doughy knees, kissing her lucite footprints. Even the trees and that trash can are staring at Shauna Sand's magnificent beauty. You can't help but not!
Shauna spent an exhausting afternoon at the pool in Miami on Sunday. Seriously, it must be so tiring being that gorgeous. It's good thing I wasn't there. Not only would I have stolen her exquisite lucite heels while she was in the pool, but I also would have downed gallons of that pool water after she got out. That shit is like blessed holy water from the heavens.
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MK, you've got to quit sniffing Lucite. This woman is the epitomy of skankiness.
Gawd...wearing those little lucite darlings at the pool??!? She IS good! I bow down to her bumpy-because-of-too-much-lipo tummy!!
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We were laying around in the woods and stuff, and I don't know how she did it but she got poison ivy on her brain and the only way she can scratch it is if she thinks about sandpaper.
-Stephen Wright
Submitted by joe shmoe on July 29, 2008 - 3:24pm.
hi, joe!... don't worry, i spend most of my time talking to myself... and trying to ignore what i say!LOL!
OT: i personally think Sheeps' mom looks better!LOL!
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"I had a dream, when I was young.
A dream of sweet illusion.
A glimpse of hope and unity,
and visions of one sweet union..."
Uvula - Yea, I guess.
See everyone, Sheeps is ok!!!! heehee
ESE, I love that fucking song...I figured you'd like the siggie too.....
I'm surprised Shauna isn't wearing a thong.
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As soon as you are able, then I am willing, to make the break that we are on the brink of; my cup is on the table, my love is spilling, waiting here for you to take a drink of
M.E. - I am thinking it's Tara Reid syndrome.
WHAT does this woman do that she can pool all day.
I am willing there are far more attractive (sorry MK) D Listers that could suck up someone's cash
to look good, get lipo and suck drinks at the pool. OK I AM BITTER! I work my ass off for barely a vacation!!!
Submitted by joe shmoe
Oh My Goodness!!!! We could be TWINS I tell ya!
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...whatever.
Hahahaha Nit! Maybe she dropped her ciggy in there.
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
Submitted by M.E. on July 29, 2008 - 2:23pm.
Why does her stomache have all those bumps all over it? I noticed them in the last set of photos too.
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Bad lipo?
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 29, 2008 - 3:22pm.
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Hi ESE! I saw that you were up and chatting around 4 am this morning? I only saw your comment later or I would have replied to it;
On topic: I'd pay good money to see her fall off those shoes. eek imagine the sprain you'd get?
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Bubbles: Are you a married man, Mr Hutton?
Mr Hutton: Yes, I am.
Bubbles: And yet you allow yourself to be alone in a room with a rather beautiful woman. That's very dangereuse, don't you think?
She looks better than my mom, I'll say that.
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."
Why does her stomache have all those bumps all over it? I noticed them in the last set of photos too.
Submitted by angel_i: "If this was high art that fat guy would represent her inner self."
LOL. Genius.
Say something nice: she has less cellulite than Phoebe 'scares the shit out of me' Price
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 29, 2008 - 3:18pm.
hi, PSL!... wow, i haven't listened to REO in a lllooonnnggg time!... *turns cd player on*
OT: what?! it's Shauna Sand.. whaddya want from me? ok.. betcha if you look in her ear it's as clear as lucite to the other side
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"I had a dream, when I was young.
A dream of sweet illusion.
A glimpse of hope and unity,
and visions of one sweet union..."
Come on Micheal she doesnt take those heels off when she goes swimming!! Robertoooo
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 29, 2008 - 3:20pm
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Hi Deb! What dya think of my new avie?? Aren't I gorgeous? heehee
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Bubbles: Are you a married man, Mr Hutton?
Mr Hutton: Yes, I am.
Bubbles: And yet you allow yourself to be alone in a room with a rather beautiful woman. That's very dangereuse, don't you think?
Ew, ew, no, hell, ass and EW!!!!!!
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Shauna and all her friends and admirers.
Oh wait, she's all alone, her lucite luciousness shoes are the only friend she needs.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
I am surprised the old dude wasn't sucking it in while she walked by...wait...maybe he was!
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...whatever.
LMAO i love how she's posing with a plate of greasy food, like she eats food, plz..
-=meow hiss purr=-
Submitted by jim on July 29, 2008 - 12:16pm.
Oh, Jim.
I knew this was your comment as soon as I saw the first few words at the top of the "Recent Comments" list, and I wrote this song about that experience.
Getting to know you,
Getting to know all about you.
Getting to like you,
Getting to hope you like me.
Getting to know you, putting it my way,
But nicely,
You are precisely,
My cup of tea.
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"I'm OK. You're...fucked up"
I also hate when ladies in their mid-30's try desperately to hold on to their youth/sexiness by wearing a fucking belly ring.....I had one for 12 years, but knew when to give it up....
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As soon as you are able, then I am willing, to make the break that we are on the brink of; my cup is on the table, my love is spilling, waiting here for you to take a drink of
@DeeDee, we know it can't be her dignity. She sold that in the 9th grade.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
If this was high art that fat guy would represent her inner self. I've decided to look at it like that anyway - even if it is a pap slap.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
and WHOOT! I survived another deep-underdirtcover-brotha EARTHQUAKE.
I'm so suprised that she didn't fall and bust her ass.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Hey ESE! I have a new song for you to get in your head!
Shauna is trash.
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As soon as you are able, then I am willing, to make the break that we are on the brink of; my cup is on the table, my love is spilling, waiting here for you to take a drink of
I wonder what she is looking for in thumbnail #7? Her brain?
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
I'D FUCK THIS HO WITH A STEEL BELTED CONDOM, MUST BE NICE TO LIVE YOUR LIFE ON SOMEONE ELSE'S DOUGH!!
Thumbnail #2 is a classic....Her stomach is looking a little "Tara Reid-ish"
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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@Nitty,
Size 11s??? Paris Hilton donates to Goodwill???
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...whatever.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 29, 2008 - 12:14pm.
she looks great from behind...I'll give her that.
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Agreed, but the bovine bresticles? YUCK!
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"I'm OK. You're...fucked up"
and yet another reason i'm not going to heaven.. yeah, like i have a choice
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"I had a dream, when I was young.
A dream of sweet illusion.
A glimpse of hope and unity,
and visions of one sweet union..."
she looks great from behind...I'll give her that.
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As soon as you are able, then I am willing, to make the break that we are on the brink of; my cup is on the table, my love is spilling, waiting here for you to take a drink of
Moobman is sexay! Me likey when sophisticated gentlemen wear too small gold jewelry to the beach.
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
Vadge needs to nix the kabalala water and drink some heavenly Shauna pool juice, then maybe she can heal that busted face.
This would have been a great caption that pic!
Who the hell goes to the pool in full makeup? Damn, and that bitch is fug with the makeup- imagine without? Maybe she's doing us a favor.
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god, i wanna see her fall off those stupid shoes...
Here eyes are too close together.
Looks like she's searching for cooties in that second to last pic! Found a glorious pair of size 11 lucite heels this weekend at the Goodwill! You just know some big ol' Tranny thought they were the bomb wearing those things.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
did she dump her kids with lorenzo or what?