Tuesday, July 29th 2008

Is Big Brother's Jessie A Major Homo?

Jessie Godderz from Big Brother 10 is the bodybuilder and resident twat of the house. I seriously can't stand him for the simple fact that he's fucking with Renny. Nobody messes with my Renny.

A week or so ago, a few semi-nude pictures of Jessie leaked. GaySocialite's claims that Jessie's friends leaked the pictures. They also claim that Jessie is a closeted wiener gobbler. One of their friends said, "He isn't ready for his parents, or the public, to know that he is gay. Jessie isn't actually open with his sexuality, but he doesn't hide it too well either. We just don't talk about it."

Um....the fourth thumbnail below is as gay as it gets. I'm sure Tommy Girl has already photoshopped his face into that picture. Gross.

Towleroad also made a good point. Jessie may not like chicks or other dudes, but he definitely loves himself. Seriously, he wants to make a million roid babies with himself. He's probably broken several mirrors from trying to do sex to his own reflection.

That being said, I'd hit it, but I'd have to bring my own dildo. You know he totally has roly poly peen.




kites_are_fun's picture

I think that Shauna Sands should be put into the house......with her exquisite lucite heels and ravishing beauty, no red blooded man could resist....that will answer the question......

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What is above major homo?... oh yeah him. I bet his dick is 2 inches too. LOL I would still suck it. LOL

Dominique Devereaux's picture

I don't even know who this guy is, but was there someone who thought he was NOT a homo?

joe shmoe's picture

Is Jessie a homo? That's a rhetorical question, right?

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I despise Jesse for being a jerk to Renny. I'm pretty sure she is my Renny...

Awesome bod, but what the fuck is up with his face? His Bod, Memphis Face, Renny Personality...perfect

Definitly gay though, i'm on a mission to find out about his little wee-wee. Definitly small, and he definitly takes it from behind

jussayin's picture

dude make Richard Simmons look kinda straight....

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The Fly's picture

Def. has the homo ass. There've been studies...

I saw a clip of him for the first time (being in Australia and all) during the earthquake and his ass positioning on the couch was very mo. It's true...

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Khensu Hetep's picture

I WAS going to make dinner, but nevermind.

So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

MO MO MO.......BIG OL MO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BrownHankyWithWhiteStripes's picture

Well, Keesha kept Jessie on the block, so I'm hoping they'll flip and vote off his well-lubed ass this week. I'm wondering if Jessie putting up gay Steven the first week was a sign of his repressed homosexuality.
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Submitted by shandi on July 30, 2008 - 1:45am.

What in the HELL is that red triangle above his pants in the main picture?
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Crotch rot?

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shandi's picture

What in the HELL is that red triangle above his pants in the main picture? Is it some sort of tattoo? Or razor burn? It looks stupid.

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Gry's picture

I believe that there are some narcissists who are quite indifferent to the sex of their partners. It's more about the adoration they receive from giving what the they think is the greatest of all gifts: themselves.

But seriously, he'll be doing a solo scene in Blue Blake's "Bodybuilder Reform School: Spare The Rod" any day now.

lizardo911's picture

He's probably broken several mirrors from trying to do sex to his own reflection.

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OMG! ROFL! This dude is so, so gross. You know he has a small weiner peener! Small head upstairs; small head downstairs! LOL! He ain't even good-looking. He looks like a wax figure.

letinstar's picture

i find not one thing sexy about this hormoned and roided up person....
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gucci's picture

In the second pic, he looks like he's taking a huge dump.

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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parkrangerpete's picture

Uh thats fuckin gross. Put some clothes on meng.

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Mr. Mercury's picture

Sweet Jesus. Just what the world needs, another roided-out muscle queen parading her shortcomings in front of the world. It'll be a happy day in the gay world when we go back to having normal bodies and the "classics"...being able to grow a really good mustache and having a big dick. Old school hotness!

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almostfamous88's picture

lmfao.... 99% chance his dick is tiny and 102% chance he likes boys

gucci's picture

I can tell by looking at his middle that he's a "shorty".

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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jammer's picture

Yeah Jessie just needs to roll out...of the closet.
I can't believe he is still hating on my girl Renny over some bullshit that happened the first night...MINOR SHIT! Only a queen would hold a grudge like that. Only a queen.
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madam s.'s picture

Ewww. His body is so gross! And the poses! Ugh.

Sock-Monkey's picture

Something tells me - when you pull down his bloomers..we see the short, stubby pencil eraser. Not the pencil, the eraser.

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Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 29, 2008 - 5:40pm.
In that fourth thumbnail I keep picturing him saying to the guy taking the picture "Oh dear me, I seem to have dropped something. Could you possibly come around here behind me and...yes, that's it..."

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 29, 2008 - 4:48pm.
It looks like he has some razor burn in the main picture. He also seems narcissistic to the point that if you went out with him he'd ask you "how are you?" at the beginning of the date but for the next three hours you have to endure him talking about how "politics is why I don't land big acting gigs" before an awkward trip to his apartment where he poses for you for a while before revealing his 4" dick.

I'm guessing you don't watch the show. It'd have to be a special lady (man) indeed to even get a "how are you." More likely, "How do you think I'm doing?" Total ass. Total poseur.
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angel_i's picture

Camon! No straight man could pull off those last two poses with a serious face.

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ronnyk's picture

There's tape here in LA of taping of Judge Judy and Big Brother when the earthquake hit today.

Miss Jessie ran screaming "Oh god girl! My muscles! What about my muscles!"

Not really.

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gucci's picture

He needs a little more booty and he's too musculer. he's not bad looking in the face though.

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis

That last thumbnail was just all kinds of wrong.

Jessie is the biggest tool in the toolbox. What a jerk! Can't stand him on the show.

Talibah's picture

That black and white picture of him is the gayest pic of them all.

It screams "I take it up the ass!"

Mike Hawk's picture

I've never watched Big Brother, but....this guy is a major 'mo. No straight dude would ever pose nude on all fours. He might as well have "Fuck Me" written in lipstick on his left butt check.

In that fourth thumbnail I keep picturing him saying to the guy taking the picture "Oh dear me, I seem to have dropped something. Could you possibly come around here behind me and...yes, that's it..."

I'm sorry, is this s hypothetical question? Or a descriptive question? Like maybe MK is questioning whether he's a MAJOR Homo, or just a minor one. 'Cause the dude is definitely gay.

KA's picture

WOW. If he just kept his mouth shut and let me do sexy times with him, that'd be FINE BY ME! Just don't let me hear you speak. Noises are fine. Dirty talk is fine. Just no conversation.

btw, I do not watch trash like Big Brother.

paris herpes's picture

FLA if he's straight, he's the gayest straight power bottom in the history of the universe. I guess if I had a hard metal dildo he would be my sex slave. I'm not sure if I even want to contemplate this because the dude looks a complete asshole (no pun intended).

Your face!

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Submitted by Triscuit on July 29, 2008 - 5:43pm.

Thank you! Besos!

Ooh, Spanglish. Pinche exotic!

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DUDE's picture

Not for nothing, but the only time you'll see a straight guy in the B&W photo on your knees pose is when he's fixing the garbage disposal under the sink.

Gay, fatherfucking gay.

the DUDE! abides...

Gay or not Jessie looks like a total airhead...

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on July 29, 2008 - 5:36pm.

"Himbo" rather than "Rambo"?

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waywhiteboyj's picture

Make sure you bring some ear plugs as well, cuz the minute he speaks, it'll ruin any fantasy you're trying to enjoy.

OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!

LunaChick's picture

I can't stand this loser and that 'roid body does nothing for me. Ugh.

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mike's picture

C'mon, straight?

Granny Clampett's picture

Yeah definitely gay, probably a catcher...

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Submitted by day shift stripper on July 29, 2008 - 5:37pm.
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Good luck to you and your Dude!
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In the pr0no it can be Little Smokie day at the Messhall.

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

mishma's picture

Those piccys skeeve me out M8s

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Major Lee FUBAR

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

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Submitted by Jinxy McDeath on July 29, 2008 - 5:18pm.
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Submitted by Triscuit on July 29, 2008 - 5:24pm.

Thanks, guys. We may be a bunch of depraved sluts, but wrong is WRONG! <3

It fucked me up for a while, but I graduated college with a 4.0 and have been with my fiance for 3 1/2 years. Butt Boy can't even get chicks on MySpace.

Karma is delicious. :)

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