Is Big Brother's Jessie A Major Homo?
Jessie Godderz from Big Brother 10 is the bodybuilder and resident twat of the house. I seriously can't stand him for the simple fact that he's fucking with Renny. Nobody messes with my Renny.
A week or so ago, a few semi-nude pictures of Jessie leaked. GaySocialite's claims that Jessie's friends leaked the pictures. They also claim that Jessie is a closeted wiener gobbler. One of their friends said, "He isn't ready for his parents, or the public, to know that he is gay. Jessie isn't actually open with his sexuality, but he doesn't hide it too well either. We just don't talk about it."
Um....the fourth thumbnail below is as gay as it gets. I'm sure Tommy Girl has already photoshopped his face into that picture. Gross.
Towleroad also made a good point. Jessie may not like chicks or other dudes, but he definitely loves himself. Seriously, he wants to make a million roid babies with himself. He's probably broken several mirrors from trying to do sex to his own reflection.
That being said, I'd hit it, but I'd have to bring my own dildo. You know he totally has roly poly peen.
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Can't get hot over the oiled-down ripped gay look. He belongs in a military-themed porno. Title suggestions?
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
what, exactly, is roly poly peen??
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Submitted by Justina on July 29, 2008 - 3:23pm.
He strikes me as a really aggressive and bossy power bottom.
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We should set him up with Jeffy Lewis from Flipping Out. Man that guy is a grouchy bitch! They can fight for the title of Receiver:P
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Ew.He has the Bai Ling nipples.
nast.
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"I'm the whoriest whore whoever whored..." MK
*gulp!*
*blink!*
woah - that last thumbnail is *fanning self*
Y.U.M.M.Y.
Submitted by day shift stripper on July 29, 2008 - 5:14pm.
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Holy fucking fuck!
Jerking off to his own Goddamn self.WoW!
Fuck that.
period.
He will (and has probably already)get/got what his little lying,fake,insecure ass deserves.
fucking fuck.
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"I'm the whoriest whore whoever whored..." MK
He strikes me as a really aggressive and bossy power bottom.
Submitted by day shift stripper on July 29, 2008 - 2:14pm.
what a Piece of SHIT to do that to you! I'm sorry you went through that....
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As soon as you are able, then I am willing, to make the break that we are on the brink of; my cup is on the table, my love is spilling, waiting here for you to take a drink of
Submitted by day shift stripper on July 29, 2008 - 4:14pm.
Guys with personalities like that really freak me out. I dated one (for a SHORT time), and he was always telling me to lose weight because he could "get any girl he wants" and I should "consider myself lucky." I think he's a closet case, because he was NEVER able to get off with a girl (10+ girls, so it wasn't them) and was obsessed with anal sex, to the point where he forced it on me.
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Whoa. Your high school boyfriend forced you to have anal sex. Oh, no girl!
I don't and won't watch Big Brother but caught BB After Hours by accident the other night and when I saw him, my first reaction was "Who's that 'mo?" Total bottom - not the power variety.
ha! My boss usually catches me on Dlisted with some big tittied blond up on the screen that he drools over and tells me how much of a whore she is and he just came in and said "what kind of whores you looking at today" and when I scrolled up he said "I pay you for this?"
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And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me
Guys with personalities like that really freak me out. I dated one (for a SHORT time), and he was always telling me to lose weight because he could "get any girl he wants" and I should "consider myself lucky." I think he's a closet case, because he was NEVER able to get off with a girl (10+ girls, so it wasn't them) and was obsessed with anal sex, to the point where he forced it on me.
After I dumped him, he turned into a cokehead and gained about 150 pounds. He quit high school, never went to college and hasn't had a job in 4 years. He DOES jerk off to pictures of himself, and he admits it!
Yeah, a girl would be so lucky.
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"What's a 'radical footrub'? They rub your feet and tell you to overthrow the government at the same time?" -Joe Rogan
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FLA
LMAO!!
For reals! Gross. Imagine some nasty ass bitch sticking their fingers in someone's ass or snatch them wiping his/her hands on the fucking couch?
I don't watch that show either
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he is my favorite . He is seeking someone online now. I saw him at """""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" last week. What kind of relationship is he looking for on that site?
Not impressed
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
...I'm sure he's hung like Needle Dick the bug fucker....these guys are always a disappointment in the peen department...the brain department too...
After the Orlie(?) and April sex clips on here I won't ever catch another episode of BB again.
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Bloop me like you’ll never see me again.
um... I don't watch that show, have no idea if he's a tool or a teddy bear, but based on these pics I guess GAY. Gay or not, he's fucking make me wanna bite my bottom lip hot. Like ohmahgawd. The hottest thing on a man, IMO, is his upper legs (so masculine!), and that motherfucker's booty to thigh area is SPECTACULAR.
*fans self*
*puts phone on vibrate*
*calls self a dozen times*
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And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me
I REFUSE TO WATCH BIG BROTHER!
the concept alone is so very stupid!
I dont care how much money you will give my ass you cant make me share my living space with people who put beer bottles in their coochie.
I mean can you imagine sharing forks and spoons with some skanks who just did ass to mouth in the shower stall while some pepaw was watching in a camera room!
Its as deadly as Paris Hiltons snatch!
Just evict him already. His fifteen minutes were up half an hour ago.
My gaydar broke earlier when I looked at Chase Crawford, I thought I'd never get it to work again until now...the gauge was all over the place. Oops. It done broke again
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ESE,
Thank you!
*lays head in ESE's lap*
On topic...Can you imagine the commentary when this douche is having sexy times..."Shit i am so fucking hot! I have got the body of a God! Oh yeah, that's how you want it! I make you feel good! HEY! Don't touch the hair!"
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on July 29, 2008 - 4:48pm.
if i had a cock i would put it in his butt
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Bloop me like you’ll never see me again.
Regardless of whether he's gay or not, the dude is a MAJOR tool. Seriously. He's a textbook loser from high school who decided that what he lacked in social skills, he'd make up for with his body. Which means, he's as shallow as they come. Which means, he's likely gay. j/k!
id hit it but id have to tape his mouth shut so he wouldnt talk about himself
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body by gross as ufck.
at least he's not smoking though.
Of course he's gay. A straight man couldn't be THAT bitchy.
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Bloop me like you’ll never see me again.
joe schmoe, I agree 100%.
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As soon as you are able, then I am willing, to make the break that we are on the brink of; my cup is on the table, my love is spilling, waiting here for you to take a drink of
Submitted by day shift stripper on July 29, 2008 - 3:54pm.
Yeah, thumbnail #4 is probably his usual position.
This dude makes me sick.
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agreed he's a self absorbed prick
What does he need a partner for? He looks like he gets off just staring at himself in the mirror. ugh!
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Bubbles: Are you a married man, Mr Hutton?
Mr Hutton: Yes, I am.
Bubbles: And yet you allow yourself to be alone in a room with a rather beautiful woman. That's very dangereuse, don't you think?
Does anyone remember those tiny little rolls of sweet tarts that get handed out on Halloween that have got to be at the most an inch and a half long? I'm thinking this douche bag's peen is at most that long for him to overcompensate like this. That segment on The Soup about him was funny as hell.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by Clarisse on July 29, 2008 - 4:53pm.
Meh? ? (I will say Meh if i wanna!)
don't ever hesitate to use "meh"... hell, it's how i get through life!
OT: meh, don't care
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"If you can just get your mind together,
then come across to me.
We'll hold hands and then we'll watch the sun rise... from the bottom of the sea."
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on July 29, 2008 - 4:48pm.
LMAOOOOO
I hope his bitch ass gets booted off. I can't stand him or his boy toy lil' baby memphy.
OMG he is fu*king fine as hell! Pretty to look at all I need is some duck tape for the mouth (no talking), and for him to be willing...wait rope that'll do it!
Pic 1: HOT
Pic 2: gay
Pic 3: gay
Pic 4: GAY!!!
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Yeah, thumbnail #4 is probably his usual position.
This dude makes me sick.
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"What's a 'radical footrub'? They rub your feet and tell you to overthrow the government at the same time?" -Joe Rogan
http://www.myspace.com/zoloftpony
*roly poly peen*?? *scratching head*..Mk you mean like a chubby peen? What's wrong with that? Just more of him to love
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Bubbles: Are you a married man, Mr Hutton?
Mr Hutton: Yes, I am.
Bubbles: And yet you allow yourself to be alone in a room with a rather beautiful woman. That's very dangereuse, don't you think?
Meh? ? (I will say Meh if i wanna!)
Pass. That man will never love anyone more than himself...pass pass pass...
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
Submitted by Leatherette on July 29, 2008 - 4:51pm.
Hmmmm..... i never did that for a man before.....
*hands you G-spot 3000*
Look at the G-spot vibrating like the socal faults!
Boy is asking for an earthquake in his ass!
From my experience the shortest guys drive the biggest trucks.
Judging by these pics hes either really short, really gay or has a really small dick.
Submitted by Leatherette on July 29, 2008 - 2:50pm
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
MK, I dub thee 'Captain Obvious' for posting such a question!
DUHHHHH and yeah I'd still hit it...HARD!!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
he's too buffed up for me, i like a cut guy, but he's too big (probably not where it counts either)
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FROM SEEING PIX # 4 ....HOMO....
Totally gay.
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on July 29, 2008 - 4:50pm.
Submitted by Leatherette on July 29, 2008 - 4:49pm.
do it! hes asking for it!
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a dildo with HAVE TO DO then!
Submitted by paris herpes on July 29, 2008 - 4:49pm.
oh girl power butt all the way.
he just has that look in his eye ya know?
his brown eye!
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 29, 2008 - 4:48pm.
It looks like he has some razor burn in the main picture. He also seems narcissistic to the point that if you went out with him he'd ask you "how are you?" at the beginning of the date but for the next three hours you have to endure him talking about how "politics is why I don't land big acting gigs" before an awkward trip to his apartment where he poses for you for a while before revealing his 4" dick.
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AW, DreamyHyp! There goes my fantasy 12-incher :'(