The Fight Goes On!
International supermodel and anti-Chanel activist Phoebe Price held a demonstration outside of the Chanel store on Robertson Blvd the other day. Okay, this wasn't so much as a demonstration as it was PP posing for the paps. And looking naturally beautiful while doing so.
PP was probably there to show those dumb whores at Chanel what they are missing out on - chicken cutlet glamour! Okay, the truth is they didn't let her into the store. I'm joking! If PP took shits, she wouldn't even wipe herself with their tacky crap!
Don't ask me what's going on with her mega lawsuit against Chanel. I think the Supreme Court is handling it or something.
In the first thumbnail below, does PP realize that the pap is trying to get a clear shot of her copper wire bush? She is so transfixed with the camera lens that she has no idea what's going on. A true pro.
UPDATE: Here's a video from FinalPixx of PP outside of the store. She tells the paps that she must have left an impact, because Chanel has shut down. Actually, they were doing a little work in the front of the store, so people had to enter from the back. The store is still open. Don't tell PP that!
P.S. - Below in thumbnail #6, that's not a missing tooth! That's a black diamond!
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Is she deaf as well as stupid? Can't she hear the paps laughing at her as they egg her on?
Such a pitiful mess...sigh...
I'm surprised PP isn't avoiding the camera with her left side - she has some serious Wino-esque gappage going on wif her teefs.
I'm bored with you now.
Submitted by flannery on July 30, 2008 - 6:25am.
HAHAHAHAA! Chola Communion Look AHAHAHAA!
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I love her outfit... too bad she is a drunk.
Submitted by Gry: "She's such a "Day of The Locust"-style Hollywood hopeful that she is strangely fascinating in her way."
Holy sheet, you're right! You nailed it. That is EXACTLY what I was sort of feeling about her, but couldn't put my finger on it. *shivers*
Well I don't know about you, but I think from now on in, Chanel's name will be forever linked with PP, angry supermodel. Pauvre Chanel. They must be puffing away furiously on their Gitane and plotting over their croissants: *Sacre bleu! How iz we gonna get lost of ziz womens wiz za fire on za head et za fromage cottage on za legs?" puff puff puff
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"I have a conversation book; I brought it out from home.It tells you the French for knife and fork and likewise brush and comb;It learns you how to ask the time, the names of all the stars;And how to order oysters and how to buy cigars"
sweetie is rocking the Chola Communion look with those brows and doily dress. so vile.
I thought she had a 'feud' with Dior? This cunt is making her way through the designers, isn't she? Fugly slag.
Team Phoebe!
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Cheers to Ricki Lake!!! So spot on!
she is totally delusional, I agree. Once I heard her speak, I knew there really was something wrong with her.
wow Sheeps, you went that far to research PP's "case"? I'll buy you a margie sometime....
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Submitted by NaNoop on July 29, 2008 - 8:49pm.
Thank you! Nobody's shocked, right? Ummm *holding out collection plate*
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."
That is the most flattering and classy outfit I have ever seen her wear.
And: Submitted by madam s.: "I used to think she was just very, very stupid, but now I truly believe she is retarded and/or mentally ill."
NOT retarded, but definitely mentally ill. She is definitely delusional. My friend who got hooked on painkillers was delusional on them. She told me things in all serious that I absolutely KNEW were not true. But she believed them.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 29, 2008 - 1:31pm.
I just searched the LA County court records: no suit by PP vs. Chanel. (Cost me $4.50 so you bitches better, umm, buy me something.) She did just file last week a small claims case (under $5k) in Beverly Hills against some poor insurance brokers in the West Valley. They probably denied her claim for cellulite-reduction.
Hear ye! Hear ye! Sheeps for Hot Slut of the Month. THAT'S taking one for the team!!!
Submitted by iHeartHaters on July 29, 2008 - 1:21pm.
*correction: 2nd and 6th thumbnails...she has a toof missing in back.
Fuckin' figures. Some Southern Belle.
I can not fathom the suicide-inducing urges spending an entire day with this vapid twat would produce. What is her damage?
The only possible scenario that comes to mind thinking about this is that she would only talk so much about herself that the only interest she would take in someone else would be to hear what THEY think of HER.
Nauseating walking and talking cadaver twit.
She looks classy. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" last week. Is she single now? Just curious!
Her IQ could be anywhere from 1-20....most likely in the single digit range.
She's such a "Day of The Locust"-style Hollywood hopeful that she is strangely fascinating in her way. In the Jazz Age she'd have pulled a Peg Entwistle and hurled herself to her death from atop the Hollywoodland sign or become a gangster's moll. How does she actually make money? Does she have a family or friends? What sort of dreadful experiences turn someone into this? Sometimes it's the littlest (in this case microscopic) people in Hollywood that are the most broken.
I kinda like her. I like her spunk anyways. As far as Chanel goes, she had an invite and should have been let in. I would have been kinda pissed too if I was Phoebe, but I wouldn't have handled it the way she is. I probably would have made it known what a lame, full-of-shit company Chanel is though. I can just about imagine how that PR lady at Chanel acted, like that stuck up, prudish saleslady in the Pretty Woman movie.
Submitted by ricki lake on July 29, 2008 - 8:06pm.
Oh fuck me. Great great great!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 29, 2008 - 10:40pm.
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LOL! Now, THAT's funny. It's cool how those little things escape you at first when you're not expecting them!
"When I look back, I tend to visualize her with granny panties on, but I think that's just my brain protecting itself from devastating memories."
O no! Maybe that's what it looks like down there when you get old! Ack!
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Submitted by angel_i on July 29, 2008 - 7:28pm.
I found an escaped crazy lady once. She was walking around in her socks with two sets of used cutlery. Strangely enough, I didn't notice that at first. At first I thought she was walking her cats and stopped to ask her how'd she'd taught them to do that. Apparently, its just that cats follow crazy people.
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Cutlery? I hope she wasn't gonna eat the cats. Ahem, she wasn't, uh Asian was she? Kidding!!!
Funny, I found an escaped Dementia patient from a nearby Nursing Home once. I didn't notice that anything was unusual at first either, until I heard my sister gasp. This cute little old lady had her hair all done up in pincurls with a nice pink sweater and pearls on, as well as a crocheted purse and her Sunday Shoes on. Unfortunately, she had forgotten her Sunday pants and Sunday underwear. When I look back, I tend to visualize her with granny panties on, but I think that's just my brain protecting itself from devastating memories.
Trust me, you don't want to know what it's gonna look like down there when you're 90.
Submitted by angel_i on July 29, 2008 - 10:27pm.
pp wanders off because her meds need adjusting...her dog is the only one in the relationship that has sense...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
Submitted by letinstar on July 29, 2008 - 10:20pm.
who leaves the gate open at the nut farm so pp can wander out? they should be sued...
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I found an escaped crazy lady once. She was walking around in her socks with two sets of used cutlery. Strangely enough, I didn't notice that at first. At first I thought she was walking her cats and stopped to ask her how'd she'd taught them to do that. Apparently, its just that cats follow crazy people.
I'm sure Phoebe got her dog just because she couldn't figure out how else to keep them away;)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
who leaves the gate open at the nut farm so pp can wander out? they should be sued...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
"Hey, you! You guys! Look at me!
It's glamour model Phoebe!
I love Chanel clothes,
I prance, and I pose,
Yet can't get in the party!"
"Coco, you see, she's my friend,
A friend to the bitter end!
You get the gist,
I am on that list,
I'm wearing the latest trends!"
"Alright, okay, I'm going,
But soon! Soon I'll be showing
you all who I am!
A star, not a ham!
Soon, my fame will be growing!"
The whore slunk away in shame,
Her suckness increasingly lame.
The cow went to bed,
and woke up quite dead,
For even God hated this dame.
Oh, that's just sad.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
A mermaid, with legal writ,
A pampered ho throwing a fit.
Litigious white skank,
needs to be shanked,
And burned in a pile of shit.
As Bono would say, every time PP preens for the cameras, a child in Africa dies.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
The poor little titian whore
Barely got through the door.
Chanel said, "Bitch, what?
You fucking fug slut."
And booted poor Pheebs out the door.
Jeez, make it stop! It's too embarrassing to watch this nitwit do "tricks" for the paps who are just making fun of her.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Hahaha MK, black diamond! PP needs to visit the dentist instead of hiring a litigation management team.
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Submitted by Mr. President on July 29, 2008 - 6:39pm.
Even her cellulite has abandoned her.
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No. Its just in hiding under 12 layers of spandex. The last time it got caught on camera PP gave it a severe shaking, did several cartwheels and then a stern talking to when they got home.
It's unfortunate that Benigans closed. She could pose there too. And I'd care just as much.
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A little song.
A little dance.
A little seltzer down your pants.
the brain of a retarded kitten in a human body...the science channel needs to do some kind of special on her.
Even her cellulite has abandoned her.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Dumb ass twat waffle.
I love the dude that bursts out laughing...who the fuck is this chick?...she so "un-important", I mean to look her up and always forget
Submitted by madam s. on July 29, 2008 - 8:26pm.
I used to think she was just very, very stupid, but now I truly believe she is retarded and/or mentally ill. Seriously.
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I'd side with severely mentally ill. . . she creeps me out >_<
Submitted by Manimal5 on July 29, 2008 - 6:01pm.
PP must be rehearsing her next movie role, delusional lunatic outside of store.
I wonder who else is there holding off all the paps...oh yeah that's right there aren't any other paps.
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She probably promised some vagrant a free blow job if he were to snap pictures of her atrocious leopard spotted self "posing" outside of the Chanel store. I can JUST see that bitch whipping out her magenta Razr phone and begging some odious bum to make it look like the paps actually give two flying rats about this murderous looking wench. LOL.
She looks classy. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" last week. Is she single now? Just curious!
There is something VERY wrong when I look in that woman's eyes. She looks like she's in secret cohoots with the likes of Charles Manson or something. LOL...it's actually horrendously scary though! :( Actually....it's a goddamn shame, because I would petition for a one-time only 30 minute release of Manson on the condition that he slay this she-beast and put her out of her misery for eternity.... :-X
*If the above post causes distress, it's because looking at PP's face actually caused my brain cells to decay and decompose at an unheard of rate. . .O_o
I can just imagine this stupid slag in South Africa, or in some New York slum's soup kitchen on a holiday, helping poor people and wearing her jackass dresses and making those idiotic poses while the unfortunate people around her are wondering when she's going to just spoon the beans and give them a butter roll already.
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I'm beginning to reach saturation level on this inane bimbo. She would appear at the opening of a mail slot in downtown Buttfuck if someone snapped a picture.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
You know I was looking at her and suddenly it hit me who she reminds me of..a cross between Jim Carey in MASK and Eric Stolz in MASK(starring Cher anyone remember this movie?) it's like those two melted together.
Seriously how does she make her living. We all know she's not a model anywhere and her extra roles wouldn't pay that much for her to just walk around town all day. Anyone?
I used to think she was just very, very stupid, but now I truly believe she is retarded and/or mentally ill. Seriously.
Somewhere in the North Pole, a whoreing little Christmas elf is wondering who stole her favorite shoes.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Bitch has been sticking way too many moth balls up her HUGE nostrils. Brain is fried from all the fumes. She's lost all sense of reality.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
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Agreed, LunaChick, dems so fugly-ass shoes. I was coming to leave a comment about it and wisely checked previous comments first... great minds think alike regarding shitty shoes...
PP reeks of desperation, absolutely reeks. At lease that's what I'm smelling here in Westwood, just a mile or so from Chanel.
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