That's Not Something You Want To Take Credit For

I'm sure one of you astute bitches has already pointed this out, but...didn't truckers start the trucker hat trend? Like a long time ago? Maybe even before either of these maxi-pads was born?

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Hell is full of ten-year-olds who wanted exactly the same thing!

Justin looks like Punch from Punch and Judy. He's not that great looking, and I'm sick of watching him having sex.

I hope he gets hit by an 18 wheeler truck. I hope both of them do! Now, THAT would be ironic.

So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?

I think Summer's Eve has a trucker hat for both of these trendsetters!

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

he is SUCHH a douche.
ashton is hotter so give him the damn credit dammit =/

This is seriously the funniest thing I have read all day! JT is a pathetic pussy.

The only hot dude I ever saw wearing a trucker hat, well, I fucked him. We fucked the shit out of each other. When the haze of amazing sex wore off, I saw him for what he was - somewhat of a douche. I'd have said "a major douche", but I'm still a little dickmatized to this day.

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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!

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Hmm let's see, I can think of several people who wore trucker caps before these twats...
TRUCK DRIVERS
FARMERS
MY GRANDFATHER
80's BREAKDANCERS

Insipid little tool. And he can't sing.

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They are both useless and worthless. Ugh.

"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on July 30, 2008 - 4:04am.
Are Justin and Ashton both homosexuals? That has always been our impressia.

Also, someone (Justin herself?) has circulated powerful rumors that Justin has sizemeat - possibly even horsemeat!
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I am with you! We need to see the physical evidence because I don't believe it.

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

OH... MY... GAWD!!! I HATE THIS FRAUDULENT AZZ PU$$Y JUST ABOUT AS MUCH AS I HATE RIYONCEDONNA MANSON!

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So what she can't sing or dance, at least she's the best in the business - typical fan response

http://youtube.com/watch?v=U4gmQD0QjEg

oh my GOD!! are you kidding??!! my fucking dad wore trucker hats in the fucking 70's!!! before that cunt ass timberfuck was even born. please! he wishes he started the trend

Actually my Grandpa wore trucker hats before these douches were born. He wore flannel shirts too, so I think he should be credited with the grunge trend of the 90s as well.

*eye roll*

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Oh I don't know that it's that bad. It is actually a great equalizer. As in everybody looks equally stupid in them. They won't achieve any real greatness however as a fashion statement, until Phoebe Price, angry supermodel makes them her signature piece. (Phoebes if you're reading this: JOKIN')
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that's a beautiful piccie of ashton and an ugly one of jt. now we have seen their hats lets see their pants

what's with the penis line good god?

alright i'm just gonna say it.. justin timberlake is such a fuck! i just love that term. lol but he is, he just needs to sit the hell down.

"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3

arrogant pieces of shit both of them, i remember wearing baseball and trucker caps, as did & still do, a bunch of my friends way before those little pussy punks came on the radar. Leave it to a "celeb" to try and take credit for something men have been wearing for decades. What next you little fags, you gonna take credit for the T-shirt "craze"? "Wow, everyone is wearing T-shirts, i must have started that craze, i wear T-shirts too!!" Go fuckin' cry to your mama again Justin you little pussy, the IRS in knocking. If you did not have bodyguards around you 24/7 your ass would be kicked constantly cause you are a pussy who cant fight for himself, gotta pay some goon to do it for him.

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on July 30, 2008 - 4:04am
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Sam Elliot???????? *perking up* You don't say?

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Seriously, my grandpa was rocking the trucker hats back in the EIGHTIES! It wasn't mentioned in his obit, because he was a humble man.

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

yea who really cares, he's got nothing else to worry about? And perhaps Jesus did wear a trucker hat back in the day, the sun in the middle east is blistering

OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!

Are Justin and Ashton both homosexuals? That has always been our impressia.

Also, someone (Justin herself?) has circulated powerful rumors that Justin has sizemeat - possibly even horsemeat!

We, however, have seen NO photographic or other evidence of this and we have a policy of believing sizemeat stories ONLY with personal verificatia(having been deceived too many times in the past!). For instance, a number of years ago we had the privelege of observing Sam Elliot in the shower at Golds Gym Venice. (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Yes, we are STILL getting the vapors thinking about it.

I started the trend of narcissism and all o yall been copying me ever since.

Thank you MK, for making this website for me. 'preciate it.

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That's funny. I didn't even really read it. He never said he "invented" it. He just said he wore them. LOL! I do love the grapevine. It's so much juicier than the truth(iness).

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Submitted by fionalicious on July 30, 2008 - 12:57am.

it makes me feel bad to like someone's work yet absolutely dislike the person.
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I don't hate his music but it doesn't catch me, really.

Anyhoo - It used to be more about the work. We never have known so much about celebs...we knew a lot of rumours that we knew were just that. Now, we have covert operatives (paps) installed at an enormous number of locations so we can know just how fucked up (or to be fair, at times - human) everyone is.

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keep searchin'!.. and.. yes, i'll take a refresher!

OT: don't mind me, i'm way beyond on topic

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it makes me feel bad to like someone's work yet absolutely dislike the person.

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Too funny to be true.
But seriously Jorge, dump the witch bitch before u're sorry!

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 29, 2008 - 9:21pm.

I know there's a solid joke there; I'm just struggling to find it.

Can I refresh that Caucasian for you?

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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."

ARRRGGGHHHH FUCK!

That's some nasty ass dick cheese I just saw

Oh why did I click on that fucking link

MK I'm gonna kill you

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Justin Timberlake's a boob.

What did he do in the first place that gave him all this attention? He dumped Britney Spears, made a huuuuge deal about it, fucked a bunch of (boring) women STILL out of his league, and coined one of the most fucktarded and annoying phrases of the millennium.

So what?! He didn't do anything amazing! I wish I could have invented the saying "I'm Bringing Sexy Back", but unfortunately, I'm not that lame and up my own ass.

Justin TImberlake's an asshole, but I'd personally like to find the people who kissed his ass to give him this false sense of entitlement and falcon-punch them!

So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?

Submitted by Sheeps on July 29, 2008 - 11:42pm.
(ESE: Eat me.)

aaaw... that was just uncalled for!...where are my shears?!LOL!

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"Well, I got thrown out of work on the Kokomo.
Well, don't ask me what I'm doing, 'cause I don't know, yeah!"

Despite his wealth JT still reminds me of one of those boys who spray copious amounts of Axe or similar body fragrances on themselves until they're choking on the fumes, thinking the smell will fade the glorious "white trash" sign hovering over their heads.

I also picture Shivermetimberlake wearing one of those cunty button-up shirts with the flames/racing stripes decoration on it.

Something is seriously missing from his life if he feels the need to vindicate himself over trivial things like credit for a nauseating fad. My guess is that he's missing the other member sof N*sync giving him le grande bukake after every concert.

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Trucker caps are as ugly as JT. AK is actually a pretty good actor. He did great in the Butterfly Effect, and he looks good a trucker cap too.

I'm still confused: Did he invent trucker caps as fashion before or after he brought sexy back?

(ESE: Eat me.)

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Submitted by ExoticPittsburgh on July 29, 2008 - 11:18pm.

I'm Irish, I don't need a Q-Tip.

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Submitted by jussayin on July 29, 2008 - 11:22pm.
poll: is JT a bigger twat than these chicks dropping 18 babies?
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JT is a bigger twat than MY twat, and that's saying something. :)

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Submitted by ExoticPittsburgh on July 29, 2008 - 8:18pm.

I did NOT just read that. Tell me I didn't.....

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poll: is JT a bigger twat than these chicks dropping 18 babies?

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hot damn, ho, here we go again.

No, no. The horse vagina was nothing that anybody whose ever visited a farm couldn't handle. The close second for me (besides the turtle) was the suggestions for cats in heat (getting them off with a Q-tip). That was obscene.

They should just fight about which won of them makes the worst movies.

Oooh, the "Presidential Legging". That sounds fancy.

haha, ExoticPittsburgh....the horse vagina link was even more disturbing.

What we need now is a trucker hat that says Kookoo Bananas.

Also, wasn't it more like the Kurt Cobain crowd that brought that shit back?

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JT's actual quote was that he was DOING truckers at the age of seventeen. The hats were just a bonus for a job well done.

First of all, that was even worse than the bleeding turtle penis. I've tortured myself with many a nurse's textbook, but those were by far the most lurid, detailed images of Herpes I have ever seen. They had a profound affect on me, making me feel this odd mixture of compassion and responsibility. Very strange feeling. And about trucker caps: They are the Panama Hats of the 2000's. Yeah, I remember when Whitesnake and others brought back the Panama Hat. And it makes a case that we are headed, inevitably, toward the ultimate trend of wearing a dollop of fresh human feces on our heads. And J.T. is just one glamourous stop on the journey toward the end of fashion.

You'd think......but I also found out that they haven't gotten their shipment in yet, and that the knee padded legging model is called "The Presidential Legging". That Lindsay, she's all klass.

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I thought Big Lots was the only place that carried Lohan leggings?