Tuesday, July 29th 2008
That's Not Something You Want To Take Credit For
Justin Timberfake wants everyone to know that he's the tool responsible for bringing the nauseating trucker cap trend to the masses. He told Fashion Rocks (via Marc Malkin), “It’s funny. I keep hearing Ashton Kutcher say how he was responsible for trucker caps. I’ve heard him make that statement before. Trace and I were wearing them when we were seventeen."
Hos have been wearing fugly ass trucker caps since the beginning of time. Jesus even wore one. Seriously, the fact that Justin wants credit for that ugly shit confirms his status as one of the biggest twats in history.
I'd rather wear a (DO NOT CLICK) diseased penis (DON'T) on my head than a nasty trucker cap.
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TECHNICALLY he didnt say that he started it. :P
Either way....it was a douchetastic trend. OH...and chicks who wear them are the WORST!!!
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Trucker hats are the shit. Sorry, M.K.
It's a West Coast thing.
Why do asshats wear asshats?
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I'd also say Justin invented a coochie-killer. After he has it, nobody else decent wants it. Britney? Nada. Cameron? Nada. When you're stuck settling for KFed and Kelly Slater, something bad is wrong.
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The world has gone douche.
Bradiful, I was looking for a clip of Phill Hartman playing Jesus and I could not find it.
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 29, 2008 - 7:11pm.
don't worry about on-topic... i got that covered!... hehehe!
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"If you can just get your mind together,
then come across to me.
We'll hold hands and then we'll watch the sun rise... from the bottom of the sea."
Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 29, 2008 - 7:11pm.
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I have an equally bad mouth!
(see prior posts)
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"I'm the whoriest whore whoever whored..." MK
Submitted by krazykelly on July 29, 2008 - 6:57pm.
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What the muthafuckin' fuck?
Is that Jenna Jameson?
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"I'm the whoriest whore whoever whored..." MK
ESE,
I have terrible potty mouth...Bald Fat Fuck used to say, "ohhh classy" This from a man whom I had to forcibly remove his ball cap for sex.
Shit, shame it wasn't a trucker hat...I would have been on topic!
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by Sheeps on July 29, 2008 - 4:07pm.
Justin's also responsible for bringing sexy back.
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which is pretty awesome for a dude whose testicles haven't descended yet.
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"I'm OK. You're...fucked up"
Submitted by Sheeps on July 29, 2008 - 7:07pm.
Justin's also responsible for bringing sexy back.
that one's gonna get ya "gonged"... kidding, kidding!
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"If you can just get your mind together,
then come across to me.
We'll hold hands and then we'll watch the sun rise... from the bottom of the sea."
Justin's also responsible for bringing sexy back.
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."
What a couple of retards. I've seen hundreds of men wearing trucker hats at NASCAR races since before either one of these douchebags had pubes.
A GGW trucker hat on Justin Timberlake is quite possibly the douchiest thing I have ever seen.
Between that and the diseased penis pictures, I think I need to rinse my eyes out with rubbing alcohol.
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Battle of the douche bags.
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 29, 2008 - 6:58pm.
ESE,
Absofuckinglutely!
woo-hoo!!.. i not only get to keep my EEG, but i got her to curse!!
OT: hhmmm... i swear, i'll try next time
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"If you can just get your mind together,
then come across to me.
We'll hold hands and then we'll watch the sun rise... from the bottom of the sea."
Who's Trace? And thats gross! I got a mental image =[
ESE,
Absofuckinglutely!
Mrs. K.,
I saw you and missy fighting over jim and wondered how you got over that little defect in his character.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 29, 2008 - 3:43pm.
ESE, I too would adore jim if he had some love for Wino.
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I adore Jim despite the fact that he has no love for Wino.
That's how me and Jim roll
"I love him just the way he is"
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"I'm OK. You're...fucked up"
Submitted by Zambonie on July 29, 2008 - 5:51pm.
it's sad what passes for male these days
I can't belive these two are "sought after"-for their "talent", looks-puke, whatever
douchebags
zambonie-well said
MK gets a dime for everytime someone clicks a link from dListed to one of these crusty sites.
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Every time you tell us not to click on a link MK, you know we will. My response is too Pavlovian to be changed at this point!
OT: I want to see them settle their differences with a death match. Who ever kills the other first, wins, but then we get to officially kill the tool that brought trucker hats back. Win-win!
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Something in the milk ain't clean!
it's sad what passes for male these days
OMG, he looks so handsome. He is my favorite. Just saw him on millionaire dating site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site/.
Um, my dear old Dad has been wearing them before these twats were born. And they have always looked dumb. Sorry Dad.
BRADIFUL BITCH,
Told them about the ElderPorn. They were definitely not interested. One said, "if I wanted to look at some old fool's flabby ass I wouldn't turn off the light!" My aunties very funny.
My contribution for Jesus stuff:
I does love me yes, I does.
Cause the bible tells me soes.
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...whatever.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 29, 2008 - 6:43pm.
ESE, I too would adore jim if he had some love for Wino.
but.. but.. i have no love for Wino... you're still gonna be the EEG to my ESE aren't ya?!
OT: nah... silly that you even thought there was a chance
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"If you can just get your mind together,
then come across to me.
We'll hold hands and then we'll watch the sun rise... from the bottom of the sea."
MY EYES
Submitted by beebee on July 29, 2008 - 3:37pm.
How do you know of the quadruple shaft dildo with rectal stimulator's existence, hmm?
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It was a joke about Justin and his gayness with Trace -- as in, Justin's fingers are shafts and his thumb is the rectal stimulator.
He's so full of himself that he thinks he invented fisting.
*filed under TMI*
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MK WHY? WHY DO YOU LINK THESE THINGS?
I think I almost died
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DebFrmHell on July 29, 2008 - 6:41pm
Your aunties got game, don't they?
No Canasta nights for them.
Did you show them the peepaw&meemaw porn sites?
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 29, 2008 - 6:41pm.
zomay on July 29, 2008 - 6:37pm
WWID?
What Would I Do?
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LMAO! I think you're prolly right.
I was gonna say:
Keep on Truckin'
but then I wanted to say that up there.
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Miss American Dream.
Those diseased penises are NASTY!!! I can't believe I clicked on that shit, gross.
This however has to be the best pic - http://www.condyloma.org/Penis4.htm
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Thank you! One more reason to hate Justin pube-head Timberlake.
I don't know why anyone would want credit for bringing those those vile things out of the truck stops.
Submitted by RJII on July 29, 2008 - 3:38pm.
This is why you blow first...to get a close-up. Condoms don't prevent everything.
ESE, I too would adore jim if he had some love for Wino.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Ugh. It's really a tough call to say who is the bigger douchenozzle between these two.
I'm going to agree with whoever said that the hats in question was more of a "rocker" thing and definitely predates either of these two morons.
Trends like that rarely get started by celebrities, they just get overexposed and co-opted by celebrities.
OMG so fucking gross, why do I always click? Normally I laugh when I see it, but today I just threw up a little.
I am beyond over Justin and Ashton, go away already and never come back.
What a fucking tard. I remember trucker hats from the 80's. Was Douchebag Timberlake wearing one in his mama's fetus?
But does Justin understand that no one else started wearing those fugly "trucker caps" until Ashton started wearing it. Who gives a shit about who had it first??? Its all about who made it popular. And I think that prize goes to Ashton... Sorry Justin! You lose!
Ho buster #1! Jokes are funny, hate is not a joke nor is it funny!
@Bradi,
I was telling my elderly (72 & 68) aunts about your pressie from Full Frontal Friday and Brad Pitt...lol. You should have seen the two of them hunched over screen and clicking everyone on site to see the peens...ROFLMAO. The 72yr old was still on that site when I left, gazing at peens like she had never seen one before. I don't even think she missed me.
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...whatever.
zomay on July 29, 2008 - 6:37pm
WWID?
What Would I Do?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by jim on July 29, 2008 - 6:38pm.
NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY, IT IS ALWAYS SAID WITH SUCH CONVICTION... I RESPECT THAT!... JUST HAD TO TELL YOU!
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"If you can just get your mind together,
then come across to me.
We'll hold hands and then we'll watch the sun rise... from the bottom of the sea."
Damn, damn, damn, MK. I'm gonna first look over the penis from now on, before I sit. Why Lord, do I always click?
Anyway, I think Demi's meat is cute. But Justin is just aweful all the way round. I bet one of those lil penis' are his, esp. since he did it with Shitney and Cameron.
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FUCKING LOSERS WHO THE FUCK CARES, THESE 2 ARE SCUH FUCKING TOOLS!! GO TO A FARM AND YOU WILL SEE WHO IS WEARING THE FARMER HATS YOU FUCKS,,OH AND THE TRUCKERS YOU SHIT BAGS!!
How do you know of the quadruple shaft dildo with rectal stimulator's existence, hmm?
Submitted by krazykelly on July 29, 2008 - 6:20pm.
How the fuck can a 17 year old have such a nastified vag?
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Ugh. You clicked around? And now you made me do it too! Those are accursed homewrecking hos, I'm sure. Well, that's what I'm telling myself anyway.
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BRADIFUL BITCH on July 29, 2008 - 3:34pm.
mahaatma on July 29, 2008 - 6:31pm.
...what did Jesus' trucker hat say?
"No Fat Chicks"
"Team Me"
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 29, 2008 - 3:28pm.
JT also invented the aeroplane, the cure for polio, gunpowder, hip hop, and the quadruple shaft dildo with rectal stimulator.
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Wow! He a modern-day Leonardo DaVinci. Did JT also invent secret codes and knows the whereabouts of the Holy Grail?
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I'm not clicking on that link.
What about the redneck truckers that were wearing those hats since way back in the day? JT needs to STFU. What an idiot.