Tuesday, July 29th 2008
That's Not Something You Want To Take Credit For
Justin Timberfake wants everyone to know that he's the tool responsible for bringing the nauseating trucker cap trend to the masses. He told Fashion Rocks (via Marc Malkin), “It’s funny. I keep hearing Ashton Kutcher say how he was responsible for trucker caps. I’ve heard him make that statement before. Trace and I were wearing them when we were seventeen."
Hos have been wearing fugly ass trucker caps since the beginning of time. Jesus even wore one. Seriously, the fact that Justin wants credit for that ugly shit confirms his status as one of the biggest twats in history.
I'd rather wear a (DO NOT CLICK) diseased penis (DON'T) on my head than a nasty trucker cap.
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by Sayonara on July 29, 2008 - 3:32pm.
I refuse to click on that picture.
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Me too. No way...nope...not gonna happend.
Submitted by mahaatma on July 29, 2008 - 6:31pm.
i think Jesus was more of a self promoter... "I make the wine, babe"
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"If you can just get your mind together,
then come across to me.
We'll hold hands and then we'll watch the sun rise... from the bottom of the sea."
mahaatma on July 29, 2008 - 6:31pm.
...what did Jesus' trucker hat say?
"No Fat Chicks"
"Team Me"
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
did he also invent a pain in my goddamn ass? I only ask because he's been one of those since he was 17 too.
dreamyhypnotique: you might be right about him inventing that last one!
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And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me
@Submitted by krazykelly on July 29, 2008 - 6:20pm.
How the fuck can a 17 year old have such a nastified vag?
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Paris donated her photos donated as of her "community service" duty.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
I refuse to click on that picture.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
does the penis fall off after awhile or what? that was SICK!
Your face!
...what did Jesus' trucker hat say?....Disciples Gone Wild?...or maybe...Gas, Grass, or Ass - nobody rides for free?....
Tsk, tsk, tsk, MK; when are you going to learn that we NEVER listen to the do not click? At any rate, genital warts is actually LESS disgusting than some of the other stuff you've linked us to...
OT: JT and AK are LIKE genital warts: easy to come by and hard to get rid of (or so I've read)
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
JT also invented the aeroplane, the cure for polio, gunpowder, hip hop, and the quadruple shaft dildo with rectal stimulator.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 29, 2008 - 4:26pm.
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Nah, it means you're cool. Lol.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Momus the Sarcastic on July 29, 2008 - 6:25pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 29, 2008 - 3:18pm.
Trucker cap perched at jaunty 30 degree angle = Insta-Douche
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Just add beer.
- Canned beer in a beer cozy with WORLD'S GREATEST LOVER printed on it.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on July 29, 2008 - 6:09pm.
Nice pics! Great to hang 'em on your refrigerator when you're on a diet.
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Or want to become celibate.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Albino Squirrel on July 29, 2008 - 6:21pm.
I swear men would fight about who was the first to pick their nose.
it was me!!... HAHAHAHA!
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"If you can just get your mind together,
then come across to me.
We'll hold hands and then we'll watch the sun rise... from the bottom of the sea."
@ESE,
If either of those two knew how to drive a Semi it would be one with all the christmas lights and nudies on the mudflaps. I need to go to store and get DC so I can join you. LOL.
@Frito,
I told everyone when I won one. And I am old. Does that mean I have outdorked you?
You can't outdork the above douches...we will never be in their league. yay!
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Submitted by Clarisse on July 29, 2008 - 3:18pm.
Trucker cap perched at jaunty 30 degree angle = Insta-Douche
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Just add beer.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 29, 2008 - 4:16pm.
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Thanks! I've never won or been a runner up for that before, that really made my day. I'm such a dork that I even told my mom. (Blushes)
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Timberdouche is just jellis cause Demi's strap on is bigger than Biel's.
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DO
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he is my favorite . He is seeking someone online now. I saw him at """""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" last week. What kind of relationship is he looking for on that site?
So is Trace Justin's boyfriend?
Submitted by krazykelly on July 30, 2008 - 6:20am.
How the fuck can a 17 year old have such a nastified vag?
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LMAO, I'm such a dumb fuck, I just HAD to see the pus-filled pussy.
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
Submitted by Hysteria on July 29, 2008 - 6:11pm
If you love the peen, don't. Just.Don't.
The first pic that pops up is not the worst one.
There are thumbnails above it, and from what you can tell from the thumbnail, you don't want to see it up close.
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Didn't Justin Timberfake also whine a while back about how his "Ba-da-da-da-dum" for McDonald's "I'm Loving It" campaign was responsible for a rise in their sales, which he also didn't get adequate credit for. Is he not aware that there's really no one around keeping score of all the supposedly great things he does for humankind???
I swear men would fight about who was the first to pick their nose.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 29, 2008 - 6:17pm.
Care for a Russkie?
hi, Deb!... Russkie?.. i'm awake ain't i?!?!
OT: i'd like to see real truckers kick the shit out of both these two... yeah, i'm in a mood
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"If you can just get your mind together,
then come across to me.
We'll hold hands and then we'll watch the sun rise... from the bottom of the sea."
Whenever MK tells us to NOT click on the link, I always click on it because i know it will be something perverted or utterly disgusting. I could not stop staring at the 1st picture of the diseased vagina. How the fuck can a 17 year old have such a nastified vag? Her labia looks more stretched out than Michelle Duggar's grand canyon vagina. And pubes long enough to braid too!
And I honestly can't fucking believe some chicks find these godawful douchebags sexy.
*puke*
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
Fortunately, the peen pic wouldn't load for me, thank God. I don't get how so many chicks think that Justin Timberlame is hot. I just see it.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 29, 2008 - 6:11pm.
"Oh for the love of Dog! What is it about me that always makes me click on one of MKs links? Why can't I just leave well enough alone?"
I'm right there with you. For some reason, it was that second "DON'T" that made me do it. Now I need to bleach my brain to try and remove those images.
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"3 boys named Maddox, Pax and Knox. Those three should start a boy band and call themselves Triple X."
Trucker cap perched at jaunty 30 degree angle = Insta-Douche.
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
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Hi ESE!
I take my penishment anywhere I can get it. Care for a Russkie?
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Raquin on July 29, 2008 - 6:10pm.
People, STFU! Everyone and their daddies started wearing trucker caps when these fucks brought them into style back in 2000.
- I'm pretty sure the Truckers Union would beg to differ and a few $4 truck stop hookers....
These AWFUL hats have been around and worn proudly by many, many years before these two skank farmers harvested their first crop of shittery.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
@Frito,
Congrats on The Caption This...you rock funny little girl!
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 29, 2008 - 6:11pm.
Oh for the love of Dog! What is it about me that always makes me click on one of MKs links?
you're a glutton for penishment... hehehe!
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"If you can just get your mind together,
then come across to me.
We'll hold hands and then we'll watch the sun rise... from the bottom of the sea."
the only thing cooler than a trucker cap is ... anything other than a trucker cap.
I see a case and Ima go rest on it.
why the hell didn't i listen? it says right there...."do not click".
ITS ONLY FUNNY UNTIL SOMEONE GETS HURT. THEN ITS FUCKING HILLARIOUS!
Submitted by Raquin on July 29, 2008 - 6:10pm.
People, STFU! Everyone and their daddies started wearing trucker caps when these fucks brought them into style back in 2000.
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Actually - you just made me wonder: Didn't trucker caps get popular WAY back in the day with the likes of Smokey and the Bandit and the Dukes of Hazard and shit?
As a kid - I always thought of it as a "rocker" thing.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
STFU Justin. STFU Ashton. God these assholes are such tools.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by paris herpes on July 29, 2008 - 3:04pm.
ITA with the "don't click" warning.
As for the hats, why would anyone want to steal AK's thunder over something as stupid as who started this lame fashion trend? Is JT going to take credit for popularizing fucking Britney Spears next?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Justin is always bitching about something. I'd rather look at the peen pics than his smug ass face.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 29, 2008 - 5:07pm.
*****note to self: from now on, when MK himself tells you not to click, DO NOT FUCKING CLICK
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lol!! I'm going to take your word.
Oh for the love of Dog! What is it about me that always makes me click on one of MKs links? Why can't I just leave well enough alone?
I feel like Nancy Kerrigan laying on a floor and yelling "Why!" everytime.
OT: You could put a ball cap on Penis Number 2 and it would look amazingly like Justin Timberlake.
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People, STFU! Everyone and their daddies started wearing trucker caps when these fucks brought them into style back in 2000. EVERYONE! I'm not going to lie, I remember as soon as I saw Justin wearing the Von Dutch hat on Punk'd I went out and bought 3 the next day. I'm not a follower, but Ashton and Justin were definitely both trend setters back then. As for wearing trucker hats now, ew, who does that?
Maybe he's still just ticked at Ashton for the Punked stunt. Either way, who cares. I can't stand either of them.
One: Sometimes I'm SO glad I don't have a penis.
Two: I got a bunch of friends from Cuba who barely know who these assholes are and they've been wearing trucker hats for EVA! They look cute in them too:)
d♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
MK, I dig your appetite for the morbid. I thought I was alone in that department.
Nice pics! Great to hang 'em on your refrigerator when you're on a diet.
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
That's about as cool as bragging about giving your gf/bf genital warts.
Listen: if it was anyone, it was Pharell or Johnny Knoxville.
My grandpa rocked the green John Deere hat before these tools were born! Asshats! And the name Trace bugs the shit outta me. *ducking rocks from dlisters named Trace*
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
Justin is such an ick. I know he's had his hook nose repaired too.