Breaking! SamRo Isn't Wearing A Hat!

Dich the bull dyke meth faced looser DJ already!

aww Sam looks, Lindsay on the other hand not so much.

They totally watched Mama Mia.

I actually think SamRo's kinda cute.

I dont think they're in on it. Something about Lindsey strikes me as extremely manipulative and calculating.....

I dont know,

I know a lot of girls like her who slept with a billion dudes and now are all of a sudden lessie...theres something sad and pathetic about it...

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I am too, connected to you to slip away...FADE AWAYaa... Days away I still feel you, touching me....changing me...

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is that a Devon Rex Kitten?
and SeH, I gotta send love to your Bunny!! Love the cute bunny rabbits!
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So SamRo is going the Ingrid Cesares cute pixie lesbien route now? Well Lindsay is no Madonna!

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Have they confirmed their bumping the twats fantastic Stateside yet?

Because her brother's hot model piece confirmed they were bumping yes-yes holes in the UK a while back.

So, it's official: Hohan is a clam-clucka.

'Heaux Confessionals'
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yay lezzie lovin! I think that whatever they are doing, they are both in on it and are friends first and foremost.

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Liking that Dr. M came back! Agrees to what she said too.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 30, 2008 - 11:36am.

angel, she was also WASTED....which is why she looked so giddy! lol
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Trudat. That's kinda sad - I can get that giddy without getting wasted...or wait - does that make ME sad?

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angel, she was also WASTED....which is why she looked so giddy! lol

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She (Samantha) kind of reminds me of Mike D from the Beastie Boys. At times she looks sort of cute, but most others she is kind of scary, like a scarecrow that wants to devour trespassing vagina.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 30, 2008 - 11:30am.

putsomestank...nope....fortunately my mind is a vacuum for all the important news...I could not forget something as important as the Paris/Lilo love affair...
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I remember too!

http://www.beliefnet.com/imgs/tout/story/ParisLindsayBritney.jpg

She looks SO happy in this picture. I never see her that giddy anymore.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

putsomestank...nope....fortunately my mind is a vacuum for all the important news...I could not forget something as important as the Paris/Lilo love affair...

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RoLo as a unit name works for me. I think ro has some sort of emaciated thing going. I'll bet her butt is just a flap of skin hanging down, ribs showing in front and back--not for me.

I'm remembering the large tennis shoes with loose laces is 1986--I remember dancing to Prince's song Kiss wearing some.

Or has it been so long they are back "in"?

Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 30, 2008 - 11:16am.
Paris tortured Lindsay for a long time....Lindsay was in love with her.

Thank you! I thought I was the only who remembered those stories.

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Submitted by Green Is Good on July 30, 2008 - 10:14am.

Submitted by KA on July 30, 2008 - 8:55am.

Every pic I see of Linds, she has that scowl on her face like, "Ugh, who are YOU with the camera?" Well DUH, you attention whore.
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For reals.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

Paris tortured Lindsay for a long time....Lindsay was in love with her.

Lindsay does looks so much better pale than orange, but she still needs to quit the short-shorts....

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A wanna be DJ and a faux lesbian/has been actress at the age of 21. So please remind me again why I should give a shit and why I have to see 10 million pictures of them everyday. They look so dirty I can smell the stank thru my monitor. Greezy ass bitches.

"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.

Except for her horrendous posture, SamRo looks better?

I like SamRo, she always looks so cute and seem to have a big gap between her thighs :P
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Linds really needs to come up with some new facial expressions to work with. She always looks seriously constipated. At least she had some variety when she was high all of the time.

I'm really starting to like SamRo; I like her sense of style (well, I like Agnysseessss Deynne (sic)'s style too). So what the FUCK does she see in Lohan?

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She's still feeding her fleshly desires -
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First it was with drugs and alcohol -
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Now it's with lesbian sex -
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These are choices she has made -
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Because she is weak -
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And a spoiled little brat -
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Next she will be having sex with her boyfriend's little brother -
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Yes - she will go back to men -
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Or - she will be having sex with Ali's boyfriend -
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Whatever Lindsay wants = she gets -
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She's really just a troubled little girl with major daddy issues -
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I used to think she was strong -
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I kept waiting for her to prove herself -
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To self-discipline herself -
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This could still happen -
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It's nice to see Lohan in her natural pale skin color. So much better than orange.

Submitted by KA on July 30, 2008 - 8:55am.

Every pic I see of Linds, she has that scowl on her face like, "Ugh, who are YOU with the camera?" Well DUH, you attention whore.

PS. the scowls are gonna put lines on her face. Botox can only fix so much.
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I thought I was the only one who thought that, too.

Plus, her smoking and boozing will ruin her skin.

hey if she is happy...why not?
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Amy Wino is fore reals THE crackhead of this generation. Bitch ain't doing that shit for publicity. Bitch is a crackhead

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I guess Sam looks kinda fine here, with that new 'do and without the hat.
A light splash of 'girly' on her fits ok.

@SeH:

You are the CUTEST bunny! Well, not the cutest - MY bunny is the cutest - but yours is SO second. Ok, 4th - I have three bunnies:)

UM...

I just wanted to respond to the trailing thing. I think it's just that they have decided that RoLo (MY nickname for them!) has an agreement that LiLo is the star. She's the one who wants to dress just right! (or whatever *eyeroll*) and poses for the cameras and gets awards (imagine!) and SamRo is the backstage girl. I mean, even as a DJ - she likes to be at a party but doesn't want to be out there competing on the dance floor or up dancing on a speaker, you know? She's in the background.

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SamRo looks like a cute boy. I'm feeling very confused right now.

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Good. I'm glad not everyone's buying into hohan's bullshit.

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Submitted by letinstar on July 30, 2008 - 1:46pm.

still dirty looking even without the hat...i hope that hat is in the laundry or burned so it never surfaces again...

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The thing is, you just know it takes a whole ton of money to look that filthy.

(I manage it on a budget!)

Every pic I see of Linds, she has that scowl on her face like, "Ugh, who are YOU with the camera?" Well DUH, you attention whore.

PS. the scowls are gonna put lines on her face. Botox can only fix so much.

still dirty looking even without the hat...i hope that hat is in the laundry or burned so it never surfaces again...
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Submitted by kacky on July 30, 2008 - 8:17am.

Sam is her Lutfi. She even has the same first name.
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Astute observation. Sammy-Boy didn't bother driving AWAY from the Papps when Blowhan was passed out in the front of the car.

Submitted by stake_spike on July 30, 2008 - 9:35am.
Submitted by The C word on July 30, 2008 - 8:04am

Where's your avie from? I used to love that book when I was a kid.
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Hi stake_spike! It's from 'Miss Nelson is Missing' (Viola Swamp)...loved it too!

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FLA - HAHAHAHHAAA!!

Miss Priss - totally. Sam may even be in on it. They probably really are friends and theyve probly fucked a few times, but Sam may be getting a payout if Hohans star rises again because of this...

Im only guessing on these types of details, but we know that anything that is played out for the paps all the time is a calculated move for publicity.

(but I would not include Wino in that last generalization. shes just whacked out of her mind and traipses around the streets a lot)
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Submitted by Miss Priss: "IDK. Look at all the publicity Lindsay is getting. I think that's all she wants since her carreer was headed straight to the sewer. SamRo looks like she really cares about Linds. I like Sam too."

Agree 100% with everything you've said.

Submitted by The C word on July 30, 2008 - 8:04am

Where's your avie from? I used to love that book when I was a kid.

I don't know... remember all of the gossip about Paris and Lindsey?

Missy

Exactly. Lindsay is one of those bitches who would step on anybody to get to the top. I mean, look at her mother...and father for that reason.
I really think SamRo hates all the pap attention and she really loves Lindsay, but Lindsay has a plan and that includes all the pap attention she can get. Once she thinks her career is back on track, she'll dump Sam faster than you can say firecrtoch and she'll be in Italy fucking every dick in sight

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as much as i would love for the two to be together, i really do think its a publicity stunt. She isn't a lesbian, she's bi. look at her childhood growing up. it would make perfect sense for her to turn to women. Especially after you've f*cked every guy in hollywood. she probably feels used and embarassed.

mas y mas..bow down, bitches!!!

This isn't the first time Linds has skanked it up with another woman. And I don't think it will be her last.

Submitted by stake_spike on July 30, 2008 - 8:26am.

We're saying the same thing though...

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Submitted by missy on July 30, 2008 - 8:22am

I disagree. It's seems like she's pretending to be a lesbian to get press. She has never gotten this much press before. Her career was in serious decline, yet now that she's a "lesbian" she's all over every blog, website and magazine. It sort of makes me feel sorry for SamRo, well not really.

Miss Priss - I think so too. Hohan is much more likeable in this SamHo thing. We all like her better... so her publicist come to her and says "Oh your image rating is really going up with the public thinking you and sam are an item. this could save your career"

I think Sam seems pretty cool, but I think Hohan is still the skank we all know and hate, just trying to reinvent herself so she can hop back on the hollyweird train which she has fallen off of so frequently.
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Yeah, I'm agreeing that this is all just about the show for Hohan. It's just like when she went out with that trashy goth guy from rehab - all about the controversy. That's the only thing she loves.

At least SamRo has her hot brother to turn to when it goes sour.