Wednesday, July 30th 2008
Blessed By Bruce
Brucie Willis was walking around with his daughters in Beverly Hills yesterday, when he got all mad at some pap for getting too close. Brucie emptied his entire water bottle on the pap's Jetta. Or is that a Passat? Why do I care?
Anyway, Brucie wasted precious water! And what the hell is water going to do? It's not like he's throwing it on Pete Doherty or Amy Wino! Those two would melt on contact.
I wish Brucie would throw water all over my computer screen. It might make his daughters look semi-attractive.
Click here to see video of Brucie getting all mad and shit.
Wenn
Brucie needs to get into the father role a little sooner - like before leaving the house. No young teenage daughter of mine would get out of the house with her lady lumps hanging out like that!
No. John McClane DOES NOT WEAR SANDALS!!! I don't believe it was him at all. Must be fake. *Breaks down in a fit of sobbing*
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Submitted by Leatherette on July 30, 2008 - 10:21am.
Submitted by Am on July 30, 2008 - 10:18am.
I ain't sayin' Bruce was right to do that. But I can understand. The kids should not feel as if they are being stalked.
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and we shouldn't feel like The Chin That Ate Westwood is stalking us.
Srsly, Bruce: DEMI TOOKEN JAY LENO'S MAN JUICE AND BAKED IT -- GIVE IT UP ALREADY.
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You are wrong wrong wrong. HA HA HA HA HA HA
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
It's a Jetta
UGH all the girls don't have a chance. But Rumor is totally the fuglyest!
OMG, he looks so handsome. He is my favorite. Just saw him on milllionaire personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site/.
Bruce looks hot! Way hot!!
I think the youngest daughter is going to be hot.
Looks like he's trying to mess up the shot the guy's getting from inside the car. But I don't know why. He should be glad someone still wants to take photos of him. And he looks pretty darned good.
Maybe he's embarrassed on behalf his scantily-clad daughter. Looking a wee bit skanky there, missy. (My daughter wouldn't even attempt to get out of the house looking like that. She's knoooows better.)
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"My job is to make sure you do your job, so my jurisdiction's pretty much in your face." - ????
loozer, I think all feet are fug, too. LOL
Your own babies feet are cute, but that's about it.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Submitted by peaches on July 30, 2008 - 10:53am.
Now Bruce has never been much of a media whore, but to walk down a public st in Beverly hills, what can one expect? He at least doesn't make shady deals with the paps,but walking into their territory ain't so smart!
Agreed.
Submitted by thehoustongirl on July 30, 2008 - 10:12am.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 30, 2008 - 11:22am.
I have seen KFed (going to read his post) with slide sandals on with low cut (ankle)socks...that's a good look also.
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That IS a good look. Whenever I want to appear as if I just got finished with a 100 mile bike ride, I put on my Adilettes and a pair of low cut cycle anklets.
Boy magnet.
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"I'm OK. You're...fucked up"
And here I thought Bruce was a bad-ass?
Britney would have at least hurled a Frapp on it!
And worse case scenario, he could have turned Rumer upside down and busted a hole in the glass with her gigantic cranium!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 30, 2008 - 11:22am.
Submitted by thehoustongirl on July 30, 2008 - 9:19am.
How about this look?
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RIGHT ON Mrs. Kravitz! LOL!!
I have seen KFed (going to read his post) with slide sandals on with low cut (ankle)socks...that's a good look also.
If you're not at the BEACH or poolside, no excuse for the gnarly sandals!
BLEH! remember that creepy ass dude Dean (Tori Spelling hub) with his PAINTED TOENAILS with sandals. Man oh man!
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
Submitted by thehoustongirl on July 30, 2008 - 11:19am.
HATE grown men with SANDALS! GAH! no one wants to see your fucking long ass toes!
lol. I have short, stubby toes, so do not fret. I avoided sandals for several years because I think (all) feet are ugly. However, I bought a nice pair of sandals this summer and love them. They are comfortable and so much cooler on your feet than socks and sneakers when it is 90 degrees outside. So I have put my personal comfort ahead of others perceptions.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
Wow. What a tough guy.
The pap should have put his winshield cleaner on so all the soap and water sprayed at Bruce.
Willis is a has been and never was.
Fucking dork. lmao
Look how he walks and chews his gum like a cocky motherfucker. Like he's big and bad. ooooooh.
I truly wish the public would just stop patronizing these asstards movies, etc. When they are broke and living in the street again, they will be begging for someone to just look at them.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
his girls are all ugly, i would not want anyone to take their pics either if i had girls that ugly. i'd be embarrassed.
He should be grateful that anyone is paying any attention to him anymore! If I were that pap, I would have turned on the wipers so the water went back at him!
Submitted by thehoustongirl on July 30, 2008 - 9:19am.
How about this look?
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"I'm OK. You're...fucked up"
HATE grown men with SANDALS! GAH! no one wants to see your fucking long ass toes!
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
Bruce - who is well known for having a taste for sausage - is looking pretty hot. We can almost overlook the stinkfish next to him (yuck!)
It's true...I'd hit it.
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"I'm OK. You're...fucked up"
He's just angry because all three of his daughters turned out scary ugly.
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Roll down the window and let the wind blow back your hair; the nights busted open these two lanes could take us anywhere
He seems like the kind of guy who honestly wants to defend his family, however I feel that sometimes celebrities (not necessarily BW) portray a tough guy bravado with photographers that they wouldn't necessarily have with random people on the street because the photographers pose no real physical threat, and they can come off looking macho and brave with no real danger of confrontation.
I'd like to see "tough guy" stars pull crap with an off-duty cop or firefighter who doesn't care "Do you know who I am?" and they'd probably end up with a night stick in their jaw.
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Whatever, PeePaw is HOT.
Bruce should have pull a Jack Nick. And took a golf club to the window. Now thats Entertainment!
Ho buster #1! Jokes are funny, hate is not a joke nor is it funny!
@madam s.
I was thinking the same exact thing. Which one's his GF?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
I wonder how many of those little girls he's slept with. They're about the right age for him, no?
Submitted by sparkys nemesis on July 30, 2008 - 10:51am.
i have never heard that Bruce was anti-semite.
I knew he was bald and some times an ass hole.....
and he makes ugly children.....
Now Bruce has never been much of a media whore, but to walk down a public st in Beverly hills, what can one expect? He at least doesn't make shady deals with the paps,but walking into their territory ain't so smart!
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Oh some idiot once poured coffee on my husband's car. This reminds me of what Bruce did...with a water bottle. Scaaary:))) Bruce is just an old anti-Semite who happens to score young chicks.
BRUCE is keeping it sexy i see...
He should suck it in just like Seal should, dumb asses
This is why Bruce is a bad-ass action hero. Don't fuck with him or he will wash your car!
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Put on your slippers and sit by the fire
You've reached your top and you just can't get any higher
You're in your place and you know where you are
In your Shangri-la
~the Kinks~
YIKES! Who's the chick with the bandana??
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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.
He's pissed cuase he didn't shave and the were taking pictures of him. And I think his daughter isn't a complete loss, she's OK
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Submitted by angel_i on July 30, 2008 - 10:28am.
Unless he makes a habit of breaking their cameras.
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Then the other paps love it. ;)
But even if he breaks cameras, the paps will sue, and they usually get a settlement (as well as another story and possible photo op)...it's always a win-win for the paps and their handlers.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Grade-A talentless asshole.
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
Love The Bruce. He's probably been hearing what people say about Rumer "Stop Calling Me Jay Leno" Willis and is pissed at every pap now because his kid is ugly.
Too bad he didn't have an extra large jumbo frapp or slushie to dump all over the windshield. That would have been hilarious.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Submitted by The C word on July 30, 2008 - 10:25am.
So basically he added fuel to the fire.
If anything, he's just given them even more reason to harass him...the paps love it when celebs react like this.
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Unless he makes a habit of breaking their cameras.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
He's also walking down Camden or another of the main streets in Beverly Hills. Paps sit there all day waiting for photo opps. Find a normal street to walk on and you won't get harassed.
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."
So basically he added fuel to the fire.
If anything, he's just given them even more reason to harass him...the paps love it when celebs react like this.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
@Loozer, Nu-huh! Nothing could beat Heartbeat! And that video. It had Paul Schaffer and Deezwil Zappa in it along with a story line! Take that Bruce Willis.
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Do you smoke $400 a week in weed?
Do you have a $200 weave?
That's Bughetto.
Submitted by loozer on July 30, 2008 - 9:23am.
I ♥♥♥ The Staple Singers!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
For you whippersnappers too young to remember the 80's:
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In Bruce's defense, he had the good sense to cover The Staple Singers and he sang a helluva lot better than Don Johnson.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
Submitted by putsomestankonit on July 30, 2008 - 10:20am.
I think deep down these assholes love the attention they get from the paps. Without they would wither and die.
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without it they'd be like Phoebe Price -- she's a walking pap-stalking billboard for what lurks behind every successful celeb.
Submitted by Am on July 30, 2008 - 10:18am.
I ain't sayin' Bruce was right to do that. But I can understand. The kids should not feel as if they are being stalked.
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and we shouldn't feel like The Chin That Ate Westwood is stalking us.
Srsly, Bruce: DEMI TOOKEN JAY LENO'S MAN JUICE AND BAKED IT -- GIVE IT UP ALREADY.
I think deep down these assholes love the attention they get from the paps. Without they would wither and die.
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Do you smoke $400 a week in weed?
Do you have a $200 weave?
That's Bughetto.
OMG, he looks so handsome. He is my favorite. Just saw him on milllionaire personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site/.