Wednesday, July 30th 2008
Judge Judy Is Not Taking Any Chances
In case you missed it, here's a video of yesterday's earthquake interrupting the "Judy Judy" set. Judge Judy sort of looks around at the beginning of the quake. She was thinking, "I know I'm powerful, but damn." When the shaking really starts, Judge Judy busts out of that bitch. She was probably halfway home when the quake ended. She wasn't taking any chances.
The two bitches in the front must be visitors, because they are just standing there with farty looks on their faces. I mean, they were asking for a light to fall on their heads!
The last time I was in California and there was an earthquake, I just hit the fucking floor like an idiot. Like being on the floor is really going to prevent shit from falling on you.
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WTF?!?! Nobody ducked and covered with those giant studio lights above them?!?! I know it seems ridic to think that maybe getting under a chair or table will prevent 100 pound equipment from falling and hurting you, but the least these idiots can do is protect their goddamn necks before thereare 50 more spinal cord injuries! Damn people!! I grew up in LA and the only thing I remember from my LAUSD education is how to quickly duck!! IDIOTS!
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Mike: Maybe March 2002, Channel Islands (4.6)?
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/eqinthenews/2002/ci12659440/
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 30, 2008 - 8:13am.
This is a real question for CA people:
What are you supposed to do when and if the Big One hits?
I'm just curious.
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get down on the floor, put your head between your knees . . . and kiss your ass goodbye. ...
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Sheeps-Felt quakes on about a weekly basis while I was living there. They're kind of like the nationalist black vans that drive around blasting "gaijins go home" through the PA systems, a minor annoyance.
the DUDE! abides...
I was in ONE earthquake, in Cali. I ran for the doorway and hung on to the wall for dear life. My friend says to me, "WTF are you doing???" I said, "I'm saving myself!" After that, I pretty much learned there is no saving yourself from an earthquake. You either get lucky or you don't. I'll take my chances here in MN with the tornados, thanks.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 30, 2008 - 10:35am.
hahahahha...Jay Leno had a joke that the EQ wasn't so bad, unless you were having Lasik Eye Surgery or a vasectomy! hahahahhahaha
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LOL. Trudat. Being in the O.R. during an earthquake now THAT would be scary!. _______________________________________________
Let me dirty up your mind.
"Stay in bed if you are there when the earthquake strikes. Hold on and protect your head with a pillow, unless you are under a heavy light fixture that could fall. In that case, move to the nearest safe place."
Nice.
Thank You Sheeps.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Judge Judy ain't say bye, peace out, sayonara, not even a so long bitches....now that's hardcore!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
I hope no Dlisters (or anyone else) was affected too badly during that.
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Submitted by DUDE on July 30, 2008 - 8:36am.
Sorry, bad syntax. I meant that, after living in those 2 places and having been thru a bunch of quakes, dropping and holding on wouldn't save you.
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."
Here's a list of stuff you're supposed to do during an EQ. Most people do the exact opposite or just clench.
http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/local&id=6294567
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."
Submitted by Sheeps on July 30, 2008 - 8:24am.
But I've lived in Tokyo and LA both for a long time, and I don't think that would save you in the event of a really big EQ.
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the DUDE! abides...
hahahahha...Jay Leno had a joke that the EQ wasn't so bad, unless you were having Lasik Eye Surgery or a vasectomy! hahahahhahaha
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I love me some Judge Judy. Wow, Bird should have picked her up in a firemans' lift and jetted. That's his money cow. Bwahahaha!
Submitted by M.E. on July 30, 2008 - 11:27am.
Mike - BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!
Which one was it that you slept through?
I think it was 2002, early part of the year? I was living in Santa Monica.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 30, 2008 - 11:30am.
Anyone need some cheering up?
http://www.theliberalblogger.com/forum/attachments/f3/14447d1192988576-m...
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BWAAAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAA...tnx LCT!
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 30, 2008 - 8:13am.
This is a real question for CA people:
What are you supposed to do when and if the Big One hits?
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start swimmin for Nevada.
Sheeps on July 30, 2008 - 11:24am
Now I know CA building codes and what not dictate certain things to make buildings less likely to collapse and sustain to a degree the integrity of the structure, is it also why there is apparently no basements in CA homes?
I am such a dork about it but since EQ's are below ground, damage assessments are more precarious, no?
Ack, I think about shit like that.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Sheeps, that is exactly why I told Bradiful we pray...there is nothing we can do!
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Roll down the window and let the wind blow back your hair; the nights busted open these two lanes could take us anywhere
Mike - BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!
Which one was it that you slept through?
I've felt one earthquake, back in April when one hit in Illinois. It was around 4:30 am, and it was strong enough to wake me up. Scary shit. I can handle tornadoes, but earthquakes... no thanks. Crazy thing is, since i live in the St. Louis area, i'm right on the New Madrid fault, aka home to one of the biggest earthquakes ever. Lovely.
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Judge Judy wasted NO TIME getting under her desk. BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!
Those poor two dips who just stood there like "DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR".
Yeah, falling ceiling lights suck.
I lived in L.A. for four years, and I managed to sleep through the worst earthquake they had during my stay. Someone called me (waking me up) shortly after the quake asking, "Are you okay, are you okay?" I said, "No, I have a slight hangover."
I was in an earthquake one time that lasted over a minute. The two things that struck me were that it was silent (I always expected it to be really loud for some reason) and that we were sliding back and forth and to and fro. There was no up/down action.
Tornados freak me out. I can't handle that. I was in Wyoming once visiting family and there was one outside and I think it was the scariest time of my life. I would not make it living where people deal with those.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 30, 2008 - 8:13am.
This is a real question for CA people:
What are you supposed to do when and if the Big One hits?
First, the thing that makes EQs so different is they're completely unexpected. Unlike a hurricane or even a plane falling out of the sky, there's no warning. Second, as others have said over the past day, what you're supposed to do and what people do are very different. Most people either don't move--from fear or bravery--or run around like chickens.
The standard advice is to get away from glass or heavy objects and get under something solid, then hold onto it. But I've lived in Tokyo and LA both for a long time, and I don't think that would save you in the event of a really big EQ. Everything in the room just flies or slides around in a big one and you can't protect yourself very well.
Between 1 earthquake and the riots back in '92, my stay in Oceanside, CA was brief.
Michigan may be boring and on the verge of collapsing coz of mortages and the shitty auto industry, but there aren't any constant natural diasters to worry about. I think I'll stay here.
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Submitted by Athina on July 30, 2008 - 11:47am.
She is an absolute TWAT with no leadership skills and I have no respect for her whatsoever. It was HER courtroom and she showed absolutely no concern for anyone else's safety in that room. She just bolted to save her own ass. The defendant and the Petitioner were left standing there not knowing where to go, as well as her deputy. No concern, no instructions to "keep calm" or anything.
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That's because she probably got her degree from Ivy Tech. If she was a real judge with a real job, she wouldn't be on TV. D:
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She is an absolute TWAT with no leadership skills and I have no respect for her whatsoever. It was HER courtroom and she showed absolutely no concern for anyone else's safety in that room. She just bolted to save her own ass. The Defendant and the Petitioner were left standing there not knowing where to go, as well as her deputy. No concern, no instructions to "keep calm" or anything.
parissucksliterally on July 30, 2008 - 11:14am
Ah, I see.
I hope it never does in our lifetime but holy hell if it does.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
why are the guards telling people to take a seat and not run out?? bitch please, you cant stop me! im leAving!
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I love the bitch who's like STOP... STOPPPP... SLOOOWLY... SLOOOOOOWLY...
She HBIC, not Judge Judy.
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Damn, that bitch was out!! Where was Bird?
My cousin and I was in Tokyo visiting his girlfriend when we experienced one. We were sleeping in the day because we were out all night. I thought he was shaking me and I'm like what do you want in my sleep mode but the shaking was hard and things started to move and I'm like what the fuck is going on shitting in my pants. The girlfriend was so nonchalant when she said oh, it was an earthquake. Earthquake?!!?!? That experience is not funny it's certainly not fun.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Bradiful.....pray. That is what we need to do.
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Roll down the window and let the wind blow back your hair; the nights busted open these two lanes could take us anywhere
I can handle hurricanes & tornadoes.(live in the Southeast) Been in both. Earthquakes, on the other hand freak me the FUCK out. What do you do? Where do you go? The EARTH is fuckin' MOOOVING man! So, yeah, if I'm ever in CA when one is happening, you'll recognize me as the chick running around screaming. Cuz that'll help.
*The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.*
This is a real question for CA people:
What are you supposed to do when and if the Big One hits?
I'm just curious.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Judge Judy acted perfectly...she didn't tell anyone to stay calm and tipped the fuck out the door with robe a-flappin'...love her!
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Wow.
We had a miniscule quake here about 10 or so years ago...I was on the phone with a friend and he felt it but I didn't, and I accused him of drinking his lunch.
Glad everyone is fine.
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There was a funny vid on the news last night of a hot new reporter from out of town who was filming a segment when the shaking started. She went from demure to foul-mouthed longshoreman in 2 seconds.
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."
Seriously....half of the Californias would probably die if we had a super huge earthquake. When one starts, no one runs, ducks or does anything. We just look at each other and roll our eyes. lol
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I like when they tell you to stand in a doorway- like the doorways are still standing after a building collapses?
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Roll down the window and let the wind blow back your hair; the nights busted open these two lanes could take us anywhere
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"The last time I was in California and there was an earthquake, I just hit the fucking floor like an idiot. Like being on the floor is really going to prevent shit from falling on you"
was there anyone under you?
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