Life Is Good For KFed
When is KFed going to stop dressing like Rosie O'Donnell! It sickens me that I find him hot.
KFed showed up to the X Games Celebrity Skins Classic yesterday to play a round of douche golf. Kendra Wilkinson was there, so this was definitely a game of d-bag golf. KFed told People that his life is just peachy, "Been having a good summer, I can't complain. I've worked here and there a little bit. Definitely staying at home with the family."
There he goes talking about that "work" thing again! Nobody is buying it. Spending all day trying to pop corn with your cell phone is hardly work.
When asked about when his follow-up to amazing rap masterpiece "Playing with Fire" is coming out, he said, "I don't know, I'm going to make everybody wait on that." Who's this "everybody" he's talking about?
KFed also took a moment to check on his kids during the event. That's what he told the photographers anyway. He was probably just checking on his bank account. Same thing, actually.
Wireimage, Wenn
The second KFed starts dating any woman, Unfitney will have a MAJOR meltdown.
you've got to respect a man that can hit his balls with a club...
In related news: Unfitney's conservatorship may not end until December.
In case you read otherwise, sources tell us Britney's conservatorship will definitely not end tomorrow. There are reports Britney Spears will become a free woman tomorrow when lawyers for the conservatorship go to court to announce their intentions. Well here are their intentions. They will ask the judge to continue the conservatorship until the fall. We hear it may last until the end of the year.
Jamie Spears won't be in court. The lawyers will deal with a few bookkeeping matters in chambers, but that's it.
from - BH.
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥
Last Xtina sighting - July 20th 2008
""I've worked here and there a little bit.""
ahhh the leisurely life a lazy good for nuthin/con/pimp/bum.
Yeah he's a douche but Shitney is a bigger one. I hope he gets all her money, what's left of it anyway.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
I know....I would totally do him if he didn't wear those stupid ass shorts as manpris. Just decide - shorts or pants!!!
Submitted by oklahoma on July 30, 2008 - 2:47pm.
YOU=Chocostarfish is a GD stalker.. And needs a head check STAT!!
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I guess there is no love loss here. HA HA HA
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Missy, sweats @ a performance with the Boston Pops. Outrageous!
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on July 30, 2008 - 1:57pm.
I will make a bet with anyone on this board for $10,000 that as soon as Kendra Wilkinson breaks free from Hugh Hefner, the first guy she dates will be black.....
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She is probably getting some behind Hef's back right now.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Submitted by M.E. on July 30, 2008 - 12:38pm.
Honest question.....if any of you were getting $20K a month for child support, plus whatever the $$ was from the prenup settlement, what would you do with your extra time?
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Chill+ Relax = Chillax
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
I know Britney was/is a mess (understatement), but this douche left Shar while she was pregnant for her. He was hot for Britney (or her money) and just took off. SO, if Brit was all that then why didn't he love her enough to try and make the 2 year marriage work? I think his character is weak. Him being labled daddy of the year for taking care of his 2 sons seems a bit contrived. Of course he's taking care of these 2 because mommy is paying him to. He acted like he had no responsibility to the other 2 children he had with Shar. I'm just saying that this guy is motivated by money. Money monger down to the bone. Yeah, I said it.
Listening to "H" & 10,000 days...
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Bill Hicks - Arizona Bay
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpmgO4BTNCc
I commented late on this last night, but since you brought it up again, I love Tool...."Intolerance" and "Prison Sex" are my favs....
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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
- Fiona Apple "Parting Gift"
*writes Slattern down*
Sandbitch,
I rocked 10,000 Days all the way home last night!
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
Submitted by Sandbitch on July 30, 2008 - 3:53pm.
Download H. by tool....youll like it more! Youll like it more than than a big fat dripping pulsating peen up your butt!
* just kidding *
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And if you dont expect too much from me, you might not be let down!
@Clarisse
Bint is THE best word. Very versatile, stupid bint, ugly bint...
Slattern is another personal favourite.
And Sober is still my fave Tool song - I'm easily led.
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Bill Hicks - Arizona Bay
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpmgO4BTNCc
*snicker*
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I'll miss visits with you because I'm too busy crawling out of a K hole - MK
OMG, he looks so handsome. He is my favorite. Just saw him on milllionaire personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site/.
so, basically, this girl thinks kendra is an inspiration and kfed is a catch? God, what a future...
**whatever**
DAE!
My word for the day "bint"!!!
I love British slang!!!!
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
I dislike him
there had to be a good reason for Brit to file the divorce.
HE can go suck his own balls
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 30, 2008 - 8:07pm.
DAE:
Men don't go for the crazy ones.
are you sure about that?
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Well, 55% sure...I think...
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥
Last Xtina sighting - July 20th 2008
DAE:
Men don't go for the crazy ones.
are you sure about that?
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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
- Fiona Apple "Parting Gift"
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 30, 2008 - 3:02pm.
*BOOM BOOM, aint it great to be crrrrraaazy.
BOOM BOOM aint it great to be crrrrraazy.
Silly and kooky all day long
BOOM BOOM, aint it great to be crrrrraazy!
A horsie and a flea and three blind mice
Sitting on a corner shooting dice
The horsie slipped and fell on the flea
oopsie theres a horsie on me!
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I am too, connected to you to slip away...FADE AWAYaa... Days away I still feel you, touching me....changing me...
-TOOL
REWIND. Someone said KFed was a catch? What the fuck kind of drugs are you smoking Choco???
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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.
Submitted by oklahoma on July 30, 2008 - 7:59pm.
Bitch, I'd fuck you in the butt. But your boyfriend or even husband...
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something tells me she doesnt have a boyfriend or husband. The bint's posts are erm...crazy. Men don't go for the crazy ones.
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥
Last Xtina sighting - July 20th 2008
Submitted by Sensimina on July 30, 2008 - 2:58pm.
Ok Choco, keep ranting about what a catch KFed is. It does make one wonder about the kind of men you've allowed yourself to date, but I shall leave it at that/
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Oh, you wouldnt believe!
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I am too, connected to you to slip away...FADE AWAYaa... Days away I still feel you, touching me....changing me...
-TOOL
Submitted by choco starfish on July 30, 2008 - 2:54pm.
Submitted by oklahoma on July 30, 2008 - 2:52pm.
Fuck you bitch!
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ooooh, yeah...fuck me in the butt!
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Bitch, I'd fuck you in the butt. But your boyfriend or even husband would like me too much, and prob just leave you for me, yep, he'd LEAVE you for me.. about sums it up..
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by Clarisse on July 30, 2008 - 2:17pm.
LCT!
Dammmmmit!
You can send them to myspace until the mod fixes my forum issue.
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I don't have myspace my dear :( Let me know when your forum is working again.
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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.
Ok Choco, keep ranting about what a catch KFed is. It does make one wonder about the kind of men you've allowed yourself to date, but I shall leave it at that/
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Submitted by oklahoma on July 30, 2008 - 2:52pm.
Fuck you bitch!
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ooooh, yeah...fuck me in the butt!
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I am too, connected to you to slip away...FADE AWAYaa... Days away I still feel you, touching me....changing me...
Fuck you bitch!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by Sensimina on July 30, 2008 - 2:44pm.
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Whats so bad about K-Fed? Think about it...he came up with a plan where he is set with money for life so hell be able to take carea his keeds!
He's not exploiting himself or the children nearly as much as Brit, whicih shows some level of character...
All he really did wrong was make a bad album and leave his wife, but not his responsibilty to his children with her...
hes not that BAD.
And, loves you Oklahoma! *smooches on your tooches*
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I am too, connected to you to slip away...FADE AWAYaa... Days away I still feel you, touching me....changing me...
YOU=Chocostarfish is a GD stalker.. And needs a head check STAT!!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Choco starfish,
A douche like KFed is someone you fuck until you can't take it anymore and then dump them like the hot mess they are, never to speak to them again. They are not the man you end up dating or marrying. So FUCK no.
Douchiness of my man < Douchiness of KFed
BY FAR.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
I loove Kendra!
Three Six MAFIA!!!!
Shes the inspiration for my name....
K-Fed is a little douchy, but I bet...any of you, and you know I mean YOU, look at the men in your life and tell me they arent equal to or graeter than the douchyness of K-Fed. It just comes with being a man!
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I am too, connected to you to slip away...FADE AWAYaa... Days away I still feel you, touching me....changing me...
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on July 30, 2008 - 2:11pm.
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on July 30, 2008 - 10:57am.
I will make a bet with anyone on this board for $10,000 that as soon as Kendra Wilkinson breaks free from Hugh Hefner, the first guy she dates will be black.....
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who says she's not dating any black dudes now?
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The only "black dudes" bitch would be interested in are Venus and Serena Williams. Bitch is a hardcore dyke.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Submitted by You Knew Who on July 30, 2008 - 2:05pm.
I always find his sense of fashion, pret a wigga, so stylish.
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pret a wigga made my day uahauhauhuahuahahuahuahuhau
**whatever**
LCT!
Dammmmmit!
You can send them to myspace until the mod fixes my forum issue.
http://www.myspace.com/whenindisgrace
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on July 30, 2008 - 10:57am.
I will make a bet with anyone on this board for $10,000 that as soon as Kendra Wilkinson breaks free from Hugh Hefner, the first guy she dates will be black.....
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who says she's not dating any black dudes now?
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I'll miss visits with you because I'm too busy crawling out of a K hole - MK
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 30, 2008 - 9:50am.
It always irritates me a little when I see grown men dress like high school freshmen -- and not the cool freshmen who know how to dress, but the clueless ones.
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ugh I know. I didn't date high school guys who dressed like high school guys, why would I want to fuck with a grown ass man that dresses like the high school guys I used to reject?
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I'll miss visits with you because I'm too busy crawling out of a K hole - MK
X Games Celebrity Skins Classic - that HAS to be made up, that can't be the real name?
In related news - John McCain has a new commercial. Has Unfitney in it. (and Paris too)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHXYsw_ZDXg
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥
Last Xtina sighting - July 20th 2008
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on July 30, 2008 - 1:57pm.
I will make a bet with anyone on this board for $10,000 that as soon as Kendra Wilkinson breaks free from Hugh Hefner, the first guy she dates will be black.....
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I'd like to see someone take that bet. They'd be stupid if they did.. She's been hankerin for black dick since she was 3..
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Thank God Manpris are alive and well. I was worried that fashion trend had died. He's fat. And rich. And lives in the Valley *snirk*
I have always liked Kevin, never thought he was that bad of a guy. I also dated this 'white trashy' kind of guy who played in a band that looked like Kevin so that may have something to do with it. I cant help it I have a problem with hot white trash guys, must be my white trash upbringing. Apple never falls far...
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
I will make a bet with anyone on this board for $10,000 that as soon as Kendra Wilkinson breaks free from Hugh Hefner, the first guy she dates will be black.....
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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TT99: you should be shot, THEN stabbed for even suggesting the world needs another round of aural fuckery.
K-Fed is the luckiest bastard ever.
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Okay sluts, I admit it. I am one of the "everybody" of which he speaks. I have been waiting very patiently for the follow up CD to drop. Golf is nice and all, but please, get to work! We NEED to hear the music!
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Submitted by Clarisse on July 30, 2008 - 1:20pm.
LCT!
It may take me a while to retrieve, i'm having Forum issues....
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Well damnit! I have the urge to send you emails of exciting stories!
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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.
Grown men that dress like teenagers.
And women cross my great nation swoon after this hot ass mess?
Boggles the mind.
Demand more from you men, sluts!
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston