Wednesday, July 30th 2008

Special Delivery!

Just looking at that blood box makes me feel dizzy. Give me an orange!

My favorite little crackie, Amy Wino, received a special delivery outside of her home today. Let's not jump to conclusions! This could be anything. Yes, it could mean she's a vampire and this is a special gift from Marc Anthony's personal stash. It could also be a crack dealer pretending to be a blood delivery man. She could also be giving a blood....ugh....I'm feeling queezy again.

I don't know whether to hold my head and dry weep for Wino or to pass out at the thought of her giving blood.

Mr. Paparazzi



parkrangerpete's picture

a new liver and half a lung?

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Richard Strangdog's picture

From DAE: Winehouse was given oxygen on her way to hospital where doctors decided not to pass tubes down her throat in case they damaged her voice.

Too late!!! Booze, crack, heroin and smokes beat ya to it, docs!!!!

Maybe that idiot father of hers is insisting on a blood test for the mystery 'spike'.

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jussayin's picture

back crackdemon back

LMAO!!!
if I ever find out she's giving blood I will turn Jehovah Witness so fast heads will spin

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Im thinkin shes a vamp.

i could be wrong though
i mean just look at her face
isnt she like ....weird lookin?

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what.....ummm....ahhhh..... it just keeps getting CRAZIER WTF * slowly backing while holding up cross screaming back crackdemon back *

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Submitted by Beverley on July 30, 2008 - 10:13am.
I wonder that the blood didn't immediately curdle after entering her veins and walk out in protest.
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Yeah. All I can think of is that scene in John Carpenter's "The Thing" where they are testing all of the blood with a stripped electrical wire for a reaction. When they hit the monster's blood the blood freaks out and jumps from the container and the monster goes berserk.

I bet that's what the transfused blood would do to get away from Wino.

WTFOMGLOL's picture

She probably keeps a supply in the fridge so she can delude herself into pretending she still gets a period every month.

DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

Amy Winehouse's dad 'believes her drink was spiked with ecstasy'

Amy Winehouse's father believes her drink was spiked with ecstasy before she was rushed to hospital suffering convulsions it is claimed.

The singer was taken to University College Hospital after her father, Mitch, found her having a fit in her flat in Camden, north London.

Her spokesman said Winehouse, 24, had suffered a reaction to medication she is taking to help her quit class A drugs.

But Mr Winehouse, 54, reportedly believes his daughter had her drink laced and has raised his suspicions with police.

A source said: "Mitch is furious. He's certain someone put E in Amy's drink - and he's determined to get to the bottom of it.

"He is convinced that one of her hangers-on was responsible and he's waiting for a toxicology report to show what caused her to have a fit.

"If his suspicions are proved right, he wants someone to be punished. He is seriously unhappy about Amy's flat being a stop-over for randoms and wants an end to it."

Winehouse was given oxygen on her way to hospital where doctors decided not to pass tubes down her throat in case they damaged her voice.

She spent a night under observation before she was discharged the following day.

A spokesman for Scotland Yard said no formal allegation had been made

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/2472994/Amy-Win...

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KA's picture

They could be delivering meds that have to stay cold. Like methadone.

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 30, 2008 - 6:27pm.
Where is DAE so that she can edify us?

My guess is that they are doing blood work on an in-home basis.

If that guy can find a vein he is a freaking genius and should be crowned the next Queen of England.

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Sorry Deb, but I have NO idea, why they're taking blood to her (or even taking blood from her, maybe)

I'm just as confussed. This however is not normal, I know that much. I dunno, it seems really weird to me.

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madam s.'s picture

Wouldn't that be creepy if in fact it was a Strip-O-Gram?

M.E.'s picture

Wino is a junkie, coke, crack, heroin, she takes whatever is available.

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Submitted by madam s. on July 30, 2008 - 12:18pm.
I know I'm really finicky, but I don't accept blood from a guy in ratty jeans riding a moped going door to door.
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Gah! You're so high maintenance....

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M.E.'s picture

Maybe daddy Wino requested a blood transfusion?

Fuck who knows.

Team Valtrex's picture

At first I thought that was a delivery at the Jolie-Pitt residence. I figured Angie started a sweatshop where the blobs make necklaces they sell to support the adoptees.

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I would guess that they are taking a sample of her blood...she NOT giving any. I doubt she even has any left and if there is any it's a putrid cess pool of drugs and smegma by now.

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DebFrmHell's picture

@Missy,
Methinks Methadone.

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Secret Original's picture

30 minutes or the transfusion's free?

paulapoo's picture

She doesn't have any blood.

missy's picture

Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 30, 2008 - 12:37pm.
Submitted by jussayin,
They will not let you do it yourself...LOL. Hell, they don't even like it when you point out a particularly juicy vein!

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haha, no I always tell the nurse where to go, and they listen, but youre right, they never let you do it yourself. Ive requested. Some of those nurses are brutal the way they jab you!

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http://www.welt.de/english-news/arti2266425/What_caused_Amy_Winehouses_c...

so in this article they say that shes on opiate replacement drugs. suboxone maybe? then shes been drinking on that medication, which is fucking her all up.

I thought she was just a crackie but she must have a dope habit too.

super sad and scary :(

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Submitted by jussayin,
They will not let you do it yourself...LOL. Hell, they don't even like it when you point out a particularly juicy vein!

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 30, 2008 - 1:27pm.
If that guy can find a vein he is a freaking genius and should be crowned the next Queen of England.

Methinks you can just hand Amy a needle and a belt and she got that all taken care of.....
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Brian's picture

Her blood would be a biohazard like none ever seen before.

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NitWitty's picture

When I was preggers and on bed rest. A nurse would come to my home several times a week, and once a month would draw blood. She was just released from the hospital and so my guess is they are picking up a sample of urine or blood from her house.

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DebFrmHell's picture

Where is DAE so that she can edify us?

My guess is that they are doing blood work on an in-home basis.

If that guy can find a vein he is a freaking genius and should be crowned the next Queen of England.

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...whatever.

madam s.'s picture

I'm assuming the guy who gets stuck delivering the "Non-Urgent Blood" has to use the pedal bike.

jussayin's picture

is there non-urgent blood? And if it's so urgent, why the fuck are they delivering it to homes?!? I smell bullshit and I think it's just the new way to deliver crack!

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joe shmoe's picture

Have you *ever* sat through those interrogations before you donate blood? They are bloody unbelievable. (At least here in Canada) They go like this: Have you ever had sex with an African HIV tranny with body piercings? (And if so, was he hot?) Are you a slut? (yes or no answer, no *sort of*) Do you think SamRo is hot? (gratuitous sex question just to mess with your head) Got any piercings on your hooha? (and can I see them, if so?)

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peaches's picture

I don't think She's giving blood, folks, I would think She's actually GETTING it!

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peaches's picture

Sometimes I find myself wish death on her simply out of mercy! I never like to wish ill will on people, but if it's more for mercy so she doesn't suffer anyomore, is that different? Because it seems like She doesn't ever want to get better. You can't force these people to get better, they genuinly have to want it. You can cut off their finances, but than they'll start steeling your stuff and turning tricks so they can get their drugs!!!

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madam s.'s picture

I know I'm really finicky, but I don't accept blood from a guy in ratty jeans riding a moped going door to door.

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Submitted by OXA on July 30, 2008 - 12:16pm.
i still have august 5th in the deathpool.

Just please leave the 13th out! That's my birfday.

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weenielover's picture

how is that box staying on the back of that scooter? looks suspicially photoshopped to me...

madam s.'s picture

Delivered in less than 30 minutes or it's free! And hopefully she got that deal where you get the free breadsticks with every order.

Mel-Tang's picture

Without looking at the picture, I just dove in and read the article.

As I was reading, I was downing some chips and salsa.

I am currently in shock and don't know what to do next.

Thank you.

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Green Is Good's picture

There's not enough Virgin blood to feed Wino's craving.

OXA's picture

i still have august 5th in the deathpool.

Euphoria's picture

Maybe they plan to perform a full transfusion...out with the old, in with the new. Doubt it will help her, though. The drugs are in her brain, eyeballs, lips and other places I don't wish to think about.

missy's picture

they would never let her give blood. Im not ever eligible to give blood because Ive used IV drugs. _____________________________________________

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NitWitty's picture

Hope whoever has to draw her blood, double gloves and dissenfects every pore of their body afterwards. Egads, you know her blood has toxic fumes and probably emits a biological cloud when it touches the air.
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WTF?
I bet Skeletina sent her a get well pressie.

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ILoveRArmitage's picture

I wonder that the blood didn't immediately curdle after entering her veins and walk out in protest.

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