Thursday, July 31st 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 30th!
A crack head will find a way... - Margo
Runners-up:
"Try to call collect now, bitch!" - TheBreakdown
"Maybe two girls weren't so bad after all," thought the cup, but quickly the moment was over. - moike
Ghetto phone home!
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"When it comes to men, don't pay attention to word they say, but pay attention to absolutely everything they do".
Professor Randy Paush
Congrats Thebreakdown!
Congrats winners!
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
ya, not funny all around. Boo MK.
A poor follow up to yesterday's legendary performance by so many.
Hey who stole Grampa Mcsame's phone?
LOL! Congrats to all the winners!!!
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Surfing the apocalypse.
I loved "Try to call collect now, bitch!"
~ That was the best one! Hilarious!
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"I just want to wet her lips and stick her to something." ~ Man Of The Year (about Angelina Ho-Lee)
Can we call it a recession, now?
Congratulations to the winners - nice job on a tough CT!
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Congratulations horz!
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
LOLOLOL
*dead @ try to call collect now b1tch!*
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So what she can't sing or dance, & isn't original so big deal! At least she's the best in the business - typical fan response
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_RCiROaXvTU
Concrackulations, y'all! :-) Good ones! Funny! :-)
==Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now I have my cootie shot==
Papa Spears gives Brit Brit a phone that can double as a cup for her purple drank.
As stated in the revised custody agreement, Britney is now allowed daily phone calls to her cheeto babies. A source close to the star says, "She is really bonding with her kids, it is amazing to see the change in their relationship!"
Recently, quite a few celebrities and pro athletes were said to appear on the millionaire luxury club "W e a l t h y L o v e s. c o m" to hook up with hot girls, ladies, models... OMG!!! Are these famous guys fond of internet dating for now?? Maybe they are indeed so rich that they feel boring sometimes to need new things? It was reported on MSN Charlie Sheen has found his girl there last May
The other end of this string is hanging out the bottom of Britney Spears's cutoffs. Looks like we have 3-7 days of her not being illegitimately impregnated. I'll sleep easier tonight.
good god this is one large red cup of G-H-E-T-T-O!
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"When it comes to men, don't pay attention to word they say, but pay attention to absolutely everything they do".
Professor Randy Paush
Son! when i was your age...................
Apple releases its new phone, the iCup. Comes with your personal Genius Bar. Just add iLickr and iCe.
Things do have a way of coming full circle; next year cell phones come back brick-sized--with a car antenna attached!
That's one way to stop the kids from calling mom and dad collect.
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"I just want to wet her lips and stick her to something." ~ Man Of The Year (about Angelina Ho-Lee)
Introducing the new "Floss and Spit" booth. Perfect for hookers or gold diggers on the go.
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
Alas, this is the only phone that Scott Storch can afford now.
Al Gore's "greening of America" has gone too far.
The first conversation on this phone will forever be known as "Two Idiots, One Cup."
This phone must be in Poughkeepsie. They are too damn cheap to use a glass.
This is so fucking funny!!
"Police are narrowing the case down to either Russel Crowe or Naomi Campbell."
Somewhere a little kid sits at home in his garage waiting for a phone call from this phone.
if I read "can you hear me know" one more time .....
it was the frickin' very first answer LOL
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
"Where do you put the Quarter"?
Andy Dick
Colin Ferrell would really be fucked in this phone booth!
Can you hear me now?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Verne Troyer came from humble beginnings: here we see his first studio apt. in New York City.
The locals in Kenwood, Louisiana have been trying to call Britney to deliver the word of Jesus. They still have no clue as to why the message isn't getting through.
Carrot-top was here.
The geniuses at AT&T(equila) devised the perfect cell phone for college students: The Flip Cup/Flip Phone aka FCFP.... don't leave your college dorm without it.
John McCain's emergency 'Red Phone'
CORPORATE MEMO:
Dear employee's,
In an effort to hear your concerns about the direction we, your executive team, are taking this company in, we have installed this "We Care" phone. Please feel free to use it to voice your opinions and criticisms.
Management
PS...Remember who signs your checks.
I've been waiting for my iPhone 3G delivery so long that I'm at least happy to know what it looks like!
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter
The new iPhone 4G. The G stands for Ghetto.
Still better than Sprint.
the scientology version of a telephone.
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"Stanley, that better be me you're having sex with"
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Finally a phone for people who like to drink 'n' dial.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
I'd rather have that cup than my damned Sprint phone - it's flakier than a crackhead store clerk.
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
'Can you hear me now? Good.'
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
This red cup was so traumatized after being used by Britney as a port-a-pisser that, after finding it couldn't call for help because the phone had been jacked, it promptly hung itself.
Why do you love me
Why do you need me
Always and forever
We met in a chat room
Now our love can fully bloom
Sure, the World Wide Web is great
But you, you make me 'salvivate'
Yes, I love technology
But not as much as you, you see
But I still love technology
Always and forever
AAPR? Hi! I am interested in buying a Medicare Supplement underwritten by UnitedHealthcare~ ??? What to do you mean??? Customer Service is in New Delhi?????
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
LaDouche! LaDouche! Where are you? You have a phone call!
==Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now I have my cootie shot==
We are reading a lot of fake news these days. Did you remember the news about Britney's pregnancy, Lindsay's joining on the famous rich men seeking affairs """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""? Is this news true or not? who knows...
While changing into this Superman outfit, Clark Kent left his cup behind.
I always take these opportune moments to fill the cup with wine, close the booth, and talk on my cell phone in privacy.