Thursday, July 31st 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 30th!
A crack head will find a way... - Margo
Runners-up:
"Try to call collect now, bitch!" - TheBreakdown
"Maybe two girls weren't so bad after all," thought the cup, but quickly the moment was over. - moike
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When you stumble upon a red plastic cup like that it screams someone left their "liquor on the go". Finders keepers.YAY ME !
This is just one shining example of quality customer service at Verizon.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Hello ? Can you here me now? I need customer service, this phone's not working.
And Congress almost voted no on the economic aid package to Gilligan's Island!!!
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They are the little marks that use their influence, to help a sentence make more sense!
Trying to appear tech savvy to voters, McCain has these installed at his campaign headquarters.
While I'm sure the reception is better than what I get now, I don't think I could fit that booth in my purse... :(
Punk'd Production meeting:
PRODUCER: Okay, this was probably funny on Candid Camera back in the 1400s.
ASHTON KUTCHER: But, don't ya get it, dude? We make it ring!
PRODUCER: Uh...and?
ASHTON: Are you missing your funny bone or what? I ain't where I am today 'cause I'm stupid!
Shauna Sands leaves her used lucite tampons everywhere.
It's all fun and games until someone steals the neighborhood drug phone.
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"I just want to wet her lips and stick her to something." ~ Man Of The Year (about Angelina Ho-Lee)
Wino may not have gotten the Bond theme gig, but the producers were nice enough to give her an "honorable mention" prize pack including a treasure map sending her to this top secret (Shh!) phone where she can contact 007. Now she'll always know where Blaaaaaake is, and no po-po can trace her crack order calls.
==Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now I have my cootie shot==
Those bitches at Alltel think they have the biggest circle do they? My circle has Britney and all of her cheeto eatin' purple drank slurpin' rednecks!
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"I just want to wet her lips and stick her to something." ~ Man Of The Year (about Angelina Ho-Lee)
Ugh. The last person who used this phone has breath that smells just like piss!
Rednecks and crackheads are the only ones stupid enough to fall for the "free local and short distance calls" lure.
For the life of her, Phoebe Price couldn't understand why her overseas calls to Chanel headquarters in Paris would never get through.
Woah!
I didn't know Britney added "inventor" to her long list of accomplishments.
If you feel you have reached this recording in error, please hang up and shout again.
Thanks to the current economic crisis, apparently the supermarket is not the only place where you get less for the same money.
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"I just want to wet her lips and stick her to something." ~ Man Of The Year (about Angelina Ho-Lee)
Loretta put that bag of cheetos down and git yer fat ass back to work at yer station! How you expectin' dis here Rednecks Sex Chat Line to make some dang money?
Awww :-) Kate Moss looks so cute in white sitting upon a red cup.
==Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now I have my cootie shot==
Baby wait, I can't hear you. Oh let me take the toothpicked olive out of my ear. OK. That party was awesome, I have a whole Chinette plate of pigs in a blanket to prove it!!!
Emo phone hangs up on life.
==Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now I have my cootie shot==
Here we have an image of a giant can of Rockstar stalking its prey. In shadow, this large male waits for an unsuspecting cellphone deficient youth to fall victim to its crudely crafted bait trap.
"Who took my purple drank, bitches?!"
Typical, no phone book!
the 2009 phone from West Virginia Bell
(sorry Sensimina!)
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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
- Fiona Apple "Parting Gift"
Sadly, after Pay-Phone-Rabbit's nose got broken, the adventures were never the same.
Detroits recent investment to improve the saftey of its urban streets proved to be little more then an under whelming failure.
Britney’s idea of effective communication with her kids
Latest Nigerian telecom investment scam
Ring, ring, ring goes the dixie-cup phone
The strings are on but there's no-one home
Tick, tick, tock there's an echo or two
And I'm done
I'm hangin' up on you
==Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now I have my cootie shot==
Harlem's last pay phone.
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Get some class! Brit brit's version would be a an empty frap cup!
jgm22
Dubbya was so relieved that he found a P-ho- nay (It's French)... to take a leak in.
Much to his dismay when he let the cup go
Looks like Russell Crowe got to this one too...
Poor Mr. Cup decided to hang himself, he was tired of his shitty life with girls.
"But Ma, I DID try to call, but the line was always tied up!"
Can you hear me now? Good. Bring Natty Lite and one of your dad's old Playboys.
Compton's new high-tech telecommunication system.
This is the mini version of the StringR phone. I opted for the larger one with the empty Quaker oatmeal box.
It's easy to turn the sound up...you just SCREAM!
Submitted by moike on July 30, 2008 - 3:54pm.
"Maybe two girls weren't so bad after all," thought the cup, but quickly the moment was over.
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Hahahaha! LMAO! :-)
==Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now I have my cootie shot==
1 CUP dials 2 GIRLS
* * * * I HEART CAVEMEN * * * *
A T & T is now offering a new service bundle, free local and long distance and unlimited keg party access.
"Maybe two girls weren't so bad after all," thought the cup, but quickly the moment was over.
the economy has affected the telecommunication industry very hard...
When Earth calls, Britney answers...
==Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now I have my cootie shot==
Ah, behold! Scotland Yard’s secret “Wino” phone!
Dixie pay phone phone sex cups had to join the wireless revolution
We are reading a lot of fake news these days. Did you remember the news about Britney's pregnancy, Lindsay's joining on the famous rich men seeking affairs """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""? Is this news true or not? who knows...
George W. Bush's phone for planning success in Iraq, lowering oil prices, and saving our economy.