Thursday, July 31st 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 30th!
A crack head will find a way... - Margo
Runners-up:
"Try to call collect now, bitch!" - TheBreakdown
"Maybe two girls weren't so bad after all," thought the cup, but quickly the moment was over. - moike
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George Bush's "Evil-Doer Secret Tip Line Thing-a-ma-Jiggy" has been the source of his terrorist intelligence since day one...For the media to say the information was false, Tsk-Tsk!
==Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now I have my cootie shot==
One ringy dingy, two ringy dingys...Hello, this is Ernestine your operator. You want to make a person to person call? Use a Dixie cup and a piece of string. We don't care, we don't have to, we're the phone company.
the phone booth-public urinal conversion project is a success, and it came in under budget as well.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
Red cup phone: $5 - all you can talk.
No, lets not go to Johnny's tree house, that losers mom only gave him a land line.
Wacko told the children at the Neverland Ranch that if their parents had really wanted them to go home, they would have called and the phone would have rung by then.
No, it's really a PAY PHONE! STOP CALLING!
Going Green...
clare
Revealed: Bush administrations secret wire tapping program
BRITNEY! IT'S FOR YOU!!!
Many questioned the hiring of the Professor from Gilligan's Island during the AT&T budget crunch, but there was actually a noticeable decrease in dropped calls.
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
The inevitable result of permitting Telecom Immunity.
The new Shout Out phone booths in Harlem. Coming to hood near you.
Someone left their conference call hanging.
One phone, one cup.
More Bars in More Places.
AT&T's unveils its French Quarter Hurricano service .. when you're so goddamn drunk, it really makes no difference that you're talking into a kegger cup on a string. Ain't nobody on the other end gonna want to connect with yo drunk ass anyhow.
Submitted by rebanndel on July 30, 2008 - 2:24pm
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That was awesome!
Britney and Paris often tied string to each other's ears to communicate in a similar way!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
A temporary cheap replacement had to be set up at this New York City pay phone after Naomi Campbell ripped out the real one, and threw it at her assistant.
The new Motorola SUCKR.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Q: It's 3am in Washington DC, and this phone is ringing - who is best qualified to answer the call?
A: John McCain
You wait.....as soon as Vadge is photographed using one, the new Kaballah phone will be the next big thing.
Guess now we have proof that Gilligan made it off the island.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Doc, Something's wrong with the flux capacitor
Ever since the success of 2Girls & a Cup.....the cup just hasn't been right
Paris's gynecologist thought of a quicker and safer method of testing for STDs by performing urine tests over the phone.
No wonder I can never get through to Phoebe Price's fan club! No one is manning the booth!
I see JESUS!
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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
- Fiona Apple "Parting Gift"
See everyone, Amy Winehouse has been calling out for help; unfortunately she used this phone.
Sadly, when Phoebe Price says that opportunity has been calling, this is what she meant.
If this is an emergency and you're calling from a touchtone phone, please press 1 for assistance. If you're calling from a rotary phone, stay on the line and someone will be with you shortly. If you're calling from a red cup on a string, your broke ass is fucked.
Phoebe Price's litigation management team attempting to reach Chanel for that apology.
if General Motors made phones...
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These new Drunk Dial phones are a self-esteem saver at 3 am. My ex hasn't heard from me for ages.
With company budget cuts, many businesses have come up with a way to do to the piss test on new employees and phone the results in, all at the same time.
and just how do you think Shia LeDouche called Momma LeDouche to come visit him at the hospital????
Quick Mr. Cheney, call President Bush on the Red Hotline Phone!
The women’s phone on the FLDS ranch.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
But does it come in pink? I want pink with sparkles damnit.
Somebody also stole the instructions for calling 911.
this is totally unrelated but MK GET YOUR GAY ASS IN HERE! you never reported that Latarian Milton [mr. i like doing hoodrat stuff with my friend he smoke a cigerette] apologized to the people he freaked out and who's cars he banged! something about he's sorry and to tell them he 'loves them' .. this is huge dude!
Esscuse me...y'alls know where I kin get some Cheetos??
At last, somebody figures out how to kick it to the wire tappin man.
The phone PP used to confirm her arrival at the Chanel party.
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"Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?"
The new public phones in Camden provide free crackhead to crackhead minutes.
Not a caption, but this just came via email here at work and nobody understood why i busted out laughing....
"Our local incoming and outgoing phone lines are not working. The phone company has been called and should have the problem fixed by 4:30. Long distance incoming lines are working.
Keith"
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
AT&T introduces its latest phone plan:
CupConnect... only $49.99 per month. $9.99 for family members.
"Phone doesnt work, please insert beer."
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"Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?"
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
Upon announcing to Sluttyienna that he was going back to his wife, Miller escorted Balthazar to the nearest telephone so he could apologize to his wife.
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I gave my cat a bath the other day … he loved it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that . . .