Thursday, July 31st 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 30th!
A crack head will find a way... - Margo
Runners-up:
"Try to call collect now, bitch!" - TheBreakdown
"Maybe two girls weren't so bad after all," thought the cup, but quickly the moment was over. - moike
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Rikki, don't lose that number
You don't wanna call nobody else.
Send it off in a letter to yourself.
"Hey, Ya'll! Brit-Brit gots herself a new howse-fone! Like mah ringtone? It's th' fancee cup song!"
Sure you can call me. My number is BIZ-ESI-GNAL
I just scored this iPhone for $50 in Chinatown, and now I'm worried I got screwed. I don't know... the guy told me it pops popcorn, at least.
How do I talk into this thing and make myself a to-go roadie at the same time?
E.T. phone your crack whore.
*The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.*
Finally, a way to get rid of those damn telemarketers!
Dude, don't worry, you're not gonna die. I just called 911 from this nifty new payphone, they should be here in a few minutes.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
More reliable than the iPhone
LMAO
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 30, 2008 - 1:45pm.
"Try to call collect now, bitch!"
LMFAO! Good one, Breakdown!
Trust me when I tell you, you really don't want to see the Superhero Trannie that answers this Bat Phone.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Miss Priss, that was the best comment! I swear if I had been drinking something, it would have shot out my nose.
When Blondie said she was going to ring that phone off the wall if you didn't talk to her, she damn well meant it.
Alas - the real reason poor Balthazar's apology texts couldn't make it through to his wife.
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I gave my cat a bath the other day … he loved it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that . . .
Nuffink!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Little known fact: Tommy Chong had actually been trying to get in touch with Cheech Marin for years... but could never get through. This was the phone he was using.
*The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.*
Cheney: Mr. President .. a call for you, sir.
Bush: [picking up phone] Hello?
Cheney: No sir .. the BIG phone.
This is typical in anytown, ghetto, USA...
Alexander Graham Oh Well
CD Cover for Primitive Radio Gods - Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth With Money in My Hand
Maddox is such a tease! This is what he did for Jenny Aniston, he said John Mayer will only call this cup-a-phone to propose. You don't see it, but Jen's set up camp next to that booth waiting for it to ring. Awwww Maddox!!
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You should see what they used to use for condoms!
John Chronic
www.DEBEND.com
Real mature Tom! Why the silent treatment all of a sudden?
"Try to call collect now, bitch!"
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
The Committment PhobePhone: for those who want to string that "special someone" along.
Paris Hilton: "What the hell is taking the paps so long to get here? I called them over an hour ago!"
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Damnit, how the hell am i gonna listen to the Bangladeshi broadband technician talking bollocks for 2 hours now?
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Al Gore...you've gone too far.
Police are narrowing the case down to either Russel Crowe or Naomi Campbell.
Wino's Plan B Blood Bank: for when she's so far gone she's willing to give a pint of blood for a call to her dealer.
Your clue phone's ringing Paris! Are ya gonna pick up??
After an hour or so, Britney left furious that KFed wasn't answering the phone.
Don't worry, it has the Verizon Network
Wino knew watching all those episodes of McGyver would pay off after daddy Mitch took her mobil away.
Chyna's clit. On a string. In a phone booth.
What until you see who's on the other end....
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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This recesssion is even hitting AT&T hard.
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Introducing the all new Apple iCup, with brightly coloured handset and NO long term contracts! Featuring innovative 'Yell really loud' technology.
Hot new YouTube video, "2 quarters, 1 cup"
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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"Can 'ya hear me now?"
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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The New Motorola StringR, only available in Slovenia.
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Amy Winehouse's direct line to planet earth.
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New U.S. wireless company: "Silo Wireless"
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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George W. feels good just knowing that with one call from his red phone, he can change the world.
Ladies and Gentlemen, my new phone company reaches out to those of you who are on a shoestring budget.
Phoning in free refills.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
If you think that is bad, wait until you see the Superman that emerges.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
No, Britney, this phone doesn't go straight to Jamie Lynn's room.
At least you won't get cancer from using this phone!
Just liver and kidney damage. Oh, and jaundice!
lol
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you