Afternoon Crumbs

I hope that his family can grieve quietly and that they can go on in there lives that is what he would have wanted I believe. Also, I suggest you to remove your profile from 【W e a l t h y L o v e s.com】++ since you guys are together now.

Submitted by peaches on July 30, 2008 - 10:13pm

She is the Ex-gf of Cristiano Ronaldo who likes to show her boobs to everyone and have sex whit anithing whit money

Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus

Who the hell is Nereida Gallard, and what the fuck did she do to her breasts!!!!???

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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

Kanye Davis Jr.

I always thought Blake Lively was cute even though I have never seen any of her shows or movies.

Maybe I'll play back my Satriani tracks and mumble over those with inane lyrics and call myself a genius. It worked for Kanye.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 30, 2008 - 1:44pm.
Karen, yes, exactly, although you confused the hell out of me just now, so my 'exactly' is more empathic than anything.. or something like that.
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I'm sorry, what? I just woke up. Did I say something before my nap? I seem to vaguely remember terribly overthinking a post and then........

Real mature there Hayden!

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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

MK, you just forced me to make panty pudding in my Victoria's Secrets, 3 pussy posts in one day!!!
I would so bang you, if you were into women.

How fucking pwecious was that pussy video? Sooo cuuuuuuute!!!

Good afternoon/evening, everybody!! Hope y'all have had a fantastic day.

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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Karen, yes, exactly, although you confused the hell out of me just now, so my 'exactly' is more empathic than anything.. or something like that.

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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.

Submitted by Clarisse on July 30, 2008 - 3:43pm.

LCT!
EMO BABY! I want to cuddle emo kids and read them stories. I want to cuff their chins and tell em to smile!
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Wow, you are one sweet lady. I want to give them sweatpants and tell them to stop drawing tears on their faces with Sharpies.

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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.

Nerida's boobs look hard and painful.....she picked a shitty surgeon!

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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
- Fiona Apple "Parting Gift"

Whoreida is a nasty looking bitch

Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus

Molotov Cocktease,
I know that's a temptation, but my youngest nephew has an emo-ish lean right now so i maintain...God, i'm a great aunt!

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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.

Submitted by Clarisse on July 30, 2008 - 12:43pm.
LCT!
EMO BABY! I want to cuddle emo kids and read them stories. I want to cuff their chins and tell em to smile!
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*Nobody like me*
*Everybody hates me*
*I just want to die*

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I am too, connected to you to slip away...FADE AWAYaa... Days away I still feel you, touching me....changing me...
*I find this lyric EXTREMELY funny*
-TOO

Submitted by Clarisse on July 30, 2008 - 12:43pm.
LCT!
EMO BABY! I want to cuddle emo kids and read them stories. I want to cuff their chins and tell em to smile!
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aw that's sweet. I want to slap the shit out of them and tell them:

*wash your fucking face
*pull your fucking pants up
*your parents aren't that bad
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I'll miss visits with you because I'm too busy crawling out of a K hole - MK

Submitted by The C word on July 30, 2008 - 12:25pm.
work has a tendency to get in the way

You need to reprioritize, as I do. Sometime soon, I'm going to have all the time in the world to blog.

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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 30, 2008 - 12:27pm.

No, I'm talking about some people in here throwing insults that a select few of us are 'too immature' and that these comments shouldn't be filled with 'juvenile humour'. *Snooooore*
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Oooohhhhh. Ok. Well, they just need a big old helping of turdmeat pie to loosen them up. Just kidding, people. I promise to let up on the "toilet humour" if everyone else promises to let up on the in-post policing. Quite honestly, I'd rather skip past the shit I don't want to read than have to read 4000 posts about what shouldn't be posted. Of course, I could just skip those posts too, but then I find myself right back here not knowing what anybody is talking about and....I have to go lay down.

PSL,
HA! No, the only person i usually gab with there are my nephews and they know what i look like! =)
Now that i have a few Dlisters there, i'll post some pics. (you did get to see the all powerful Maximus!)

LCT!
EMO BABY! I want to cuddle emo kids and read them stories. I want to cuff their chins and tell em to smile!

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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.

no worries LCT- we're cool....and I wasn't attacking, just trying to explain where some people are coming from, in a "gentle" way....

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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
- Fiona Apple "Parting Gift"

Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 30, 2008 - 3:36pm.

I hear ya LCT...everyone has their "hypocritical moments"....except me of course......heehee (riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight)
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I wasn't directing that at you, by the way. I don't remember you ever snarking on me for my posts.

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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.

I hear ya LCT...everyone has their "hypocritical moments"....except me of course......heehee (riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight)

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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
- Fiona Apple "Parting Gift"

Submitted by Cara on July 30, 2008 - 11:04am.
Alright, the caveman woman in the American Apparel ad really needs a pillow case or a brown bag pulled over her head.
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Yeah, and the way she's standing makes me feel like she's trapped in a too-small box or something. I'm scared to death she's gonna break out in a pantomime any minute. I keep picturing her pushing her hands up at an invisible ceiling and side walls and making a round "O" mouth. Creepy.

He is my favorite . He is seeking someone online now. I saw him at """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" last week. What kind of relationship is he looking for on that site?

Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 30, 2008 - 3:31pm.

LCT, not starting anything here at all, just explaining.....it's not the toilet humor, it is the overabundance of toilet humor that bores a lot of people. Here and there, we are all guilty......but I myself, would appreciate a bit less......:)

like I said, NOT starting anything...please don't take it personally....
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I don't take it personally. I just find it rich that people who slam on me and other people have a lot of faults themselves when it comes to posting.

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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.

Sorry- computer sucks today...

LCT, not starting anything here at all, just explaining.....it's not the toilet humor, it is the overabundance of toilet humor that bores a lot of people. Here and there, we are all guilty......but I myself, would appreciate a bit less......:)

like I said, NOT starting anything...please don't take it personally....

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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
- Fiona Apple "Parting Gift"

Submitted by Clarisse on July 30, 2008 - 12:19pm.

Karen,
"I flushed my contacts down the toilet a million times. Those little suckers would just jump right out of my eyes. It was like they thought they were at Niagara Falls in a barrel or something."

Oh my damn, that's funny!!!!
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Yeah, it's funnier now in retrospect. I had (and this is not a joke) 20/900, umm, yes that is 20 over 900 vision before the surgery, so if I lost one I had to walk around all day half bumping into things because I could only see out of one eye. My husband would tell me he was going to get me whiskers because I had absolutely no sense of my surroundings and my peripheral vision was all skewed on the blind side. I was all sorts of fun at parties...

Submitted by Clarisse on July 30, 2008 - 3:23pm.

LCT,
I think that is the rule. =(

Set one up man! All the kids are doin it!
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But I'm not an emo!
I know, neither are you. You're the exception.

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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.

Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 30, 2008 - 3:21pm.

Toilet humour ban? Where you work, I'm assuming (MK banning toilet humor would be like Bill Clinton banning blow-jobs in the workplace). Have those people no soul??? How can you be expected to make an entire workday without one good gross-out joke? Bastards.

I do actually have a whole new appreciation for poo. Now that he is old enough to take care of his own, I get to take care of what's left by his multitude of pets. Maybe I should start looking for the Virgin Mary in their droppings to pass the time-- I hear she's showing up in some ODD places lately...
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No, I'm talking about some people in here throwing insults that a select few of us are 'too immature' and that these comments shouldn't be filled with 'juvenile humour'. *Snooooore*

Well, even if you don't find the Virgin Mary in their turds, take pictures and photoshop baby!

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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.

Clarisse....why thank you very much! Now I have to go check you out....oh suuuure, no pics....lol

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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
- Fiona Apple "Parting Gift"

Submitted by Sheeps on July 30, 2008 - 2:51pm.
C Word, that was one of my fav captions ever. *bowing down* It was topical and witty without being crude. *optional curtsy*
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Thanks, Sheeps!
(apologies for the late reply; work has a tendency to get in the way)

OnT: I can't even remember what the topic was.

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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.

LCT,
I think that is the rule. =(

Set one up man! All the kids are doin it!

(i only have one to BS with my nephews)

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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 30, 2008 - 12:06pm.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA oh Lordy this is NOT helping with the toilet humour ban on this place. I bet having a son makes you feel like a kid again. And develop a whole new appreciation for poo.

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Toilet humour ban? Where you work, I'm assuming (MK banning toilet humor would be like Bill Clinton banning blow-jobs in the workplace). Have those people no soul??? How can you be expected to make an entire workday without one good gross-out joke? Bastards.

I do actually have a whole new appreciation for poo. Now that he is old enough to take care of his own, I get to take care of what's left by his multitude of pets. Maybe I should start looking for the Virgin Mary in their droppings to pass the time-- I hear she's showing up in some ODD places lately...

PSL!
Got it! Man, if i didn't like cawk, i'd totally switch teams! Hot Thang you!

Karen,
"I flushed my contacts down the toilet a million times. Those little suckers would just jump right out of my eyes. It was like they thought they were at Niagara Falls in a barrel or something."

Oh my damn, that's funny!!!!

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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.

Submitted by Clarisse on July 30, 2008 - 3:05pm.

LCT!
Now i'm gonna get huffy! I linked you to MY, yes MY Myspace page!

Not paying attention indeed.
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I'm sorry.. I thought myspace rules were that I couldn't contact you if I didn't have myspace :(

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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 30, 2008 - 12:00pm.
Karen Flatts, so funny you said that....I actually flushed my watch down the toilet in Vegas once...the clasp opened and my watch fell in, right as I flushed!
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Such is our luck, huh? Before I got Lasik surgery, I flushed my contacts down the toilet a million times. Those little suckers would just jump right out of my eyes. It was like they thought they were at Niagara Falls in a barrel or something.

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 30, 2008 - 3:00pm.
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Im not here for viva, I like some of the personalities, you being one of em..wanna go make out?

I dont think im annoying so...

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I am too, connected to you to slip away...FADE AWAYaa... Days away I still feel you, touching me....changing me...
-TOOL

guys, as annoying as "it" is, VLL has requested that we all ignore it. We all know by know that trolls want attention- correct?

Clarisse, since you posted it, I contacted you on MS too.....:)

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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
- Fiona Apple "Parting Gift"

Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 30, 2008 - 3:04pm.
I'm glad to hear it. I'll start writing down the new fart/poop words as he comes up with them so we can share.

His friend just told him about an ancient proverb: "Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger".
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA oh Lordy this is NOT helping with the toilet humour ban on this place. I bet having a son makes you feel like a kid again. And develop a whole new appreciation for poo.

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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.

They should call Kanye's show "SQUID BRAINS." That was probably his most clever line to date, and that's not saying much.

Note to Tommy Lee: Gene Simmons already did it.

Sensimina: My mom's kitten was trying to suck on her mole the other night. She was like, "Man, now I KNOW I need to have this thing removed."

☠

"Martha Stewart, Oprah, your wife. You gotta fuck one, kill one, and marry one. Who do you pick?"

http://www.myspace.com/zoloftpony

LCT!
Now i'm gonna get huffy! I linked you to MY, yes MY Myspace page!

Not paying attention indeed.

"Oh look, my ride is here. It's a huff and i'm leaving in it!"

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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 30, 2008 - 12:00pm.

Hahhahahahahaah oh my God I've been saying "I'm going to Wal-Fart to get Corn Poops" all morning long. You have made my week my dear.
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I'm glad to hear it. I'll start writing down the new fart/poop words as he comes up with them so we can share.

His friend just told him about an ancient proverb: "Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger".

Ahh, juvenile humor. It's the only thing that gets me through the day sometimes.

Submitted by choco starfish on July 30, 2008 - 2:59pm.

I was in a marching band twice and a conerto band once....so 3, 3 times!
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Are you an 87 year old man? That was terrible.

If you're here to cause shit for Viva, you're not welcome.

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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.

Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 30, 2008 - 2:57pm.

LCT--*wink* Wait, I'll go get my 11 year old. He's eating Pooptarts at Crapplebees.
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Hahhahahahahaah oh my God I've been saying "I'm going to Wal-Fart to get Corn Poops" all morning long. You have made my week my dear.

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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.

Karen Flatts, so funny you said that....I actually flushed my watch down the toilet in Vegas once...the clasp opened and my watch fell in, right as I flushed!

Sheeps, was that sarcasm? About Bar just being "ok"? I think she is only just ok.......

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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
- Fiona Apple "Parting Gift"

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 30, 2008 - 2:57pm.
Choco, how many times have you been banned?
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Well lets see...

I was in a marching band twice and a conerto band once....so 3, 3 times!

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I am too, connected to you to slip away...FADE AWAYaa... Days away I still feel you, touching me....changing me...
-TOOL

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 30, 2008 - 11:15am.
KANYE TV? Fuck me with a poker. The end of the world is coming!

I need a toilet joke. Anybody have one?
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Things were going alright until I dropped my watch in the commode. Now I'm having a shitty time.

LCT--*wink* Wait, I'll go get my 11 year old. He's eating Pooptarts at Crapplebees.

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on July 30, 2008 - 2:26pm.
I want Blake's dress!!!
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Sorry. It's not her dress.
She borrowed it from Chace Crawford.

Choco, how many times have you been banned?

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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.

Submitted by oklahoma on July 30, 2008 - 2:49pm.

LCT! *poops on your desk* Hey, I just wanted to get your attention.. Now clean this shit up!!
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Okie, you made my day. No one else is paying any attention to me *tear* POOP ON DESK?! Oh, and I see you put a nice little drink sword in it. Did you claim it as your land? I'll try to find one of those little tiny flags they put in steaks and scribble your name onto it.

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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.