Afternoon Crumbs

Nereida and Bar are just ok. *pointless to go on--killing self*

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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."

Submitted by oklahoma on July 30, 2008 - 2:49pm.
LCT! *poops on your desk* Hey, I just wanted to get your attention.. Now clean this shit up!!
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I have a shih tzu, they like to eat sh*t...want to borrow him?

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I am too, connected to you to slip away...FADE AWAYaa... Days away I still feel you, touching me....changing me...

Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 30, 2008 - 2:47pm.
Kanye West looks like he's performing fellatio on an invisible phallus.

Haha that would be one paaaainful beejay...

C Word, that was one of my fav captions ever. *bowing down* It was topical and witty without being crude. *optional curtsy*

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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."

Submitted by Sensimina on July 30, 2008 - 2:40pm.
My cat was def. weaned too early. A friend was handed the kitten by a gross dude with a van full of kittens in the Wal Mart parking lot, brought him to my house, and I've had him for two years now. It's really cute but he's getting a drooling problem.
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I was never sure but it sounds like it must be true then. I guess it's a comfort thing...

At least gross dude was giving them away...my friend's cat was found with its siblings in a box in the middle of the woods.
The kid who found it just happened to be the son of a vet assistant and just felt like taking a walk in the woods that day.

OnT: If I was Kanye's assistant, I would find some way to break the Cap Locks key on his computers just to piss him off.

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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.

LCT! *poops on your desk* Hey, I just wanted to get your attention.. Now clean this shit up!!

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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

Kanye West looks like he's performing fellatio on an invisible phallus.

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All your base are belong to me.
www.myspace.com/dreamhypnotique

Submitted by The C word on July 30, 2008 - 2:36pm.

Submitted by Sensimina on July 30, 2008 - 2:32pm.
does anyone else's cat suck their paw like a baby would suck a thumb? my cat sleeps on top of me and does this all the time.
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I know someone who's cat sucks the end of its tail...they were told that it probably means that their cat was weaned too early(??)

It's friggin adorable until the cat whacks you in the face with it.
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My cat was def. weaned too early. A friend was handed the kitten by a gross dude with a van full of kittens in the Wal Mart parking lot, brought him to my house, and I've had him for two years now. It's really cute but he's getting a drooling problem.

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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule

THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!

Sensima- my friend's cat does that. He was taken from his mother at an early age. (The cat, not my friend.) :)

Submitted by Clarisse on July 30, 2008 - 2:30pm.
Cute little pussy.

Cute BIG pussy!
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Theres some redneck in Kentucky with three teef and a hairy toungue who would LOVE to adopt!

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I am too, connected to you to slip away...FADE AWAYaa... Days away I still feel you, touching me....changing me...

Submitted by Sensimina on July 30, 2008 - 2:32pm.
does anyone else's cat suck their paw like a baby would suck a thumb? my cat sleeps on top of me and does this all the time.
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I know someone who's cat sucks the end of its tail...they were told that it probably means that their cat was weaned too early(??)

It's friggin adorable until the cat whacks you in the face with it.

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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.

Tks, PSL. And yes, the media are the ones creating this whole shit storm at this point, KD. Sensimina, I've had two cats that suckled blankets their entire lives, but never saw/heard of a toe sucker kitty..LOL Sounds adorable.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"

Yeah, David Banda's father should let go and move on with his life. AND the media should leave him alone. He shouldn't get all the attention they've been giving him.

Fergie's shoes are uglier than I could ever imagine! I hoped she could come up with a good one, but I guess my hopes were unfounded.

does anyone else's cat suck their paw like a baby would suck a thumb? my cat sleeps on top of me and does this all the time.

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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule

THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!

Methinks Tommy Lee's real mission is to spread Hepatitis C all over the world.

good points Nitty.....

I can't believe that man has a magazine story about him now....*rolling eyes*

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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
- Fiona Apple "Parting Gift"

Cute little pussy.

Cute BIG pussy!
http://www.nypost.com/seven/07302008/news/regionalnews/fat_cat_122221.ht...

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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.

oklahoma on July 30, 2008 - 2:15pm.
Submitted by kdracofan on July 30, 2008 - 2:07pm.
Antonio Sabato Jr might be both but he is hot *running away*
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*trips you* Wait.. I agree w/ you!! He seems like he could talk you into anything.. That tan body, those brown eyes.. *sighs*
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*picking myself up* *pumping fist in the air, saying: YES HE CAN!!!!!!*

(lol)

I want Blake's dress!!!

Someone once told me he wanted to bang me....took me 15 minutes to figure out he meant sex....

I just let him suck on a nip instead...I wonder how tommy lee would do with nips...

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I am too, connected to you to slip away...FADE AWAYaa... Days away I still feel you, touching me....changing me...

Submitted by The C word on July 30, 2008 - 1:18pm.
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Thanks for that! That was nearly as great as that cute pussy!! LOL Let's hope it goes through!

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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"

Madonna sure effed up with that adoption. I think anyone who adopts and takes the time to raise a parentless child is pretty damn cool. On the other hand, like there weren't any orphans with no family around in that region? David and the kids of his biological father are going to be hosed psychologically. Did it ever cross her magnanimous mind to maybe just give his family the money they needed to help raise this kid? On the other hand, dude needs to quit acting like he wants his son..this is the same son he dropped at an orphanage,(gave up his parental rights to). Rant over.

Edited: Because, I'm sure he'll always love his son, he just shouldn't have the right to keep trying to drag him back into his life.

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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"

Bar has a GREAT body, but I think her face is plain.

STOP with the shoes/perfumes/clothing lines you asshole celebs!

Blake Lively is really cute...

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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
- Fiona Apple "Parting Gift"

In other news:
"Legislators aim to snuff out penalties for pot use."
http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/07/30/frank.marijuana/index.html

OnT: pussy is cute...mine does that to the dog for no reason (other than he's a dog).

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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.

Submitted by kdracofan on July 30, 2008 - 2:07pm.
Antonio Sabato Jr might be both but he is hot *running away*

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*trips you* Wait.. I agree w/ you!! He seems like he could talk you into anything.. That tan body, those brown eyes.. *sighs*

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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

KANYE TV? Fuck me with a poker. The end of the world is coming!

I need a toilet joke. Anybody have one?

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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.

I loved the little puddy. I needed a cuteness fix.

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...whatever.

When asked how many groupies he had slept with, Tommy Lee replied: "There's no number, just a mission. And it's still going. There's no way we are clamming down."

I guess when you're that big of a dick, you think you don't need to "clam down."

Bar is soo hot!! She's single right?

~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥
Last Xtina sighting - July 20th 2008

Fuggin Fuggie Fug fuggly ass fuggin footwear for Fred Flintstone fug feet for sale.

Antonio Sabato Jr might be both but he is hot *running away*
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!

Bar has raised it. She is hot.

Gisele?

not so much.

'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston

Kanye is amazing = His ego is 100 times larger than his talent. How can one be so full of themselves? It sickens me to the point that there are clouds in my coffee. He is so vain that he probably thinks I posted this comment about him.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make

Alright, the caveman woman in the American Apparel ad really needs a pillow case or a brown bag pulled over her head.