Wednesday, July 30th 2008
Would You Hit It?
What in seaweed hell happened to Gary Dourdan from CSI?! This bitch must be on the bad shit if he really thinks he can pull off a speedo. He could have at least spared the children by wearing a tankini to cover up some of his nastiness. Too much information.
That being said, I'd hit it. Well, he used to be hot and I have an active imagination. I'd have to remove all the mirrors from the room, turn off the lights, blast some Al Green and let him hit it from the back only, but I'd still make it happen.
the fuck?
Noooooooooooo Warriiiiiiick! Noooooooooooo!
He better watch he doesn't get harpooned.
"It's the 2nd best thing I do with my feet..."
He looks like s**t; that Speedo he's wearing is like a car wreck: I can't help but look--excuse me--gotta go scrub my eyes with bleach!
More importantly, what the hell is up with the chick--who wears chandelier earrings to the beach??!!
Submitted by Madam Pince on July 30, 2008 - 9:33pm.
I was going to say something, but stefystef summed it up, so I'll just say: ditto, gf.
The sexy beast is GONE.
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Thanks for the shout out, Madam Pince! *smile*
you are great. and i just found out your secret that you have joined an online wealthy or celeb or something club 【W e a l t h y L o v e s.com】, ,,,,,,,,,where you are seeking a sexy girl for extramarital relationship.
If you want to see how HOT this man USED to be check out Janet Jackson's video for the song "Again"
He was plays her lover in the video (back when he had long dreads) and his body was SMOKIN' hot.
I don't know what the fuck happened to him now (he was still hot when he was on CSI right?)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96hmKX3Hd7c
Now *this* is a sin and a goddamn shame!
He went from being good-looking to early man/Neanderthal chic.
Cocaine is a helluva drug!
(and all the others he was siphoning too, apparently!)
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Bitch looks like a big fat doodie. And I used to think he was hot, he put on 20 lbs of badness from all the drugs and drinking he's doing. Someone needs to go to rehab STAT!
Your face!
@Sandbitch-
Yeah I have lived in PB for four years now and it's just too much of a party scene. I used to love it but now that I am getting older, I can't take it. We are moving to a calmer area in October. Garnet is lots of fun, though. Lots of good places to eat and drink :)
Now THERE'S the real Princess Chunk!
yikes -the letting himself go is bad, the speedo-even worse, but the letting himself go, then wearing a speedo with more jewellery than most women do? Thats what really offends me.
not just no, but hell no!
Someone is "eatin' good in the neighborhood!"
what the fuckin fuck happened to my once beautiful gary? i am sad...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
Wow.. if my dad was a younger black man, with overprocessed hair.. I now know what he would look like in a speedo.
All Gary is missing is black socks and sandals.
Oh the times, they are a changin...
my heart is broken
omg I used to think he was hot. When he was on A Different World and when he first started on CSI.
I'm gonna give him the benefit of the doubt that maybe he's gained weight because he stopped druggin. But then his face..he's not aging well and I think the heroin is making him look a hot mess.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
EWWWWWWW no way!! I would hit her not him, and I'm girl so ... that's how much I would'nt!
I was going to say something, but stefystef summed it up, so I'll just say: ditto, gf.
The sexy beast is GONE.
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There are many people who, through no fault of their own, are sane. It's up to folks like you & me who are out of our tiny little minds to help these souls overcome their sanity.
Damn, he use to be a sexy beast. Now he's just a beast.
Ewwwwwwwww, damn shame.
@Tangerine
I live in Aus but my momster lives in San Diego. I didn't meet her until I was 36 - hence my visit to SD and Lahaina, and just about every other pub in Garnet Avenue. LOL.
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Bill Hicks - Arizona Bay
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpmgO4BTNCc
Ugh, he used to be so hot! I'm going to go out on a limb here and say if he had on board shorts or trunks, whatever they are called, his body wouldn't look as with the speedo
I do like the light eyes on olive or dark skin too
@sandbitch-
yeah...I think you guys were talking about Lahaina the other day. I live right next to crystal pier which is just a few blocks away. Lahaina used to be my other home, lol.
Dr.Destructo,
Thankyou, thankyou, thankyou for the water bomb image. I needed a good laugh. I can just imagine the bomb falling on his head and then THAT HAIR! And his facial expression matches the post-water bomb moment lol.
Blanche:My whole life is an open book.
Sophia:Your whole life is an open blouse.
@Tangerine - is it you that lives in SD?
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Bill Hicks - Arizona Bay
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpmgO4BTNCc
LOL @ pubic fat pad
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on July 30, 2008 - 7:39pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 30, 2008 - 4:35pm
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I *gulp* share her adoration of the Brad...
whenever I waver, she helps me to re-center my adoration by gazing into the avie, ROFL
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
He's got Shitney thighs!!!! Oh my Cheeto! Noooooo!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
OMG?! Isn't he an American? Because we don't play that shit on this side of the world. Yo ass better be on a swim team. And your ass better be at a meet. If you pour your ass cheeks into a speedo. I'm takin all of his cool points... Plus ten!
Ho buster #1! Jokes are funny, hate is not a joke nor is it funny!
That is just plain gross! I wouldn't hit that thing with a 20-foot pole! LOL! I don't think you could even find his pole!
Submitted by Kizzy on July 30, 2008 - 4:35pm.
@Bradiful Bitch-- I'm with you, he does NOT look like Brad Pitt. Just stare into your avie, stare into your avie...deep cleansing breaths
(I don't see it either, but it's just funny to mess with Bradi :p)
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I'll miss visits with you because I'm too busy crawling out of a K hole - MK
Just for you BRADI, enjoy.
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Bill Hicks - Arizona Bay
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpmgO4BTNCc
Mrs.Kravitz on July 30, 2008 - 7:31pm
Actually I just made a lovely cold coffee drink:
Coffee from this morning, put in the fridge before work.
Chocolate Sorbet
Dark Chocolate Hershey's Syrup
Milk
Sugar
Blender
ENJOY!!!!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Sandbitch on July 30, 2008 - 7:32pm
ROFL @ pubic fat pad
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
@Bradiful Bitch-- I'm with you, he does NOT look like Brad Pitt. Just stare into your avie, stare into your avie...deep cleansing breaths
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Chunky legs and cankles. He probably has a matching pubic fat pad as well. When dudes gain enough weight the peen can disappear in the pubic fat pad, just like a turtle's head.
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Bill Hicks - Arizona Bay
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpmgO4BTNCc
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 30, 2008 - 4:29pm.
You want some rugelach, tatala?
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Submitted by yiooooooo on July 30, 2008 - 1:00pm.
"he needs to dissapear whit his daughter and stop blaming winos imginary friends for her problems"
LALALALALALALALALALA NOT LISTENING LALALALALALALALALA
*holds copy of Fight Club to heart*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
@Bradi and Cornpone.
Rarely do I actually laugh out loud but those posts have me guffawing! I spit all over my chumputer screen!
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...whatever.
black brad pitt? Hmm. actually they have the same grimace.
Submitted by cornpone on July 30, 2008 - 4:24pm.
Bradiful: I mean like...only a little bit, in the face. you know i'm right!
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Oh, yeah!!! I see it. I see it!!!
I mean, what the fuck are you talking about, you crazy person??!?!
Hi bradi!
*flashing my tatas*
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Submitted by yiooooooo on July 30, 2008 - 1:00pm.
"he needs to dissapear whit his daughter and stop blaming winos imginary friends for her problems"
Bradi... look again: Gary looks haggard, a little paunchy, and his weave is fucked up. I can see the comparison!
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I'll miss visits with you because I'm too busy crawling out of a K hole - MK
Bradiful: I mean like...only a little bit, in the face. you know i'm right!
HE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A BLACK BRAD PITT!!!!
SHUT UP!!!!
Ok sorry.
I'll take my meds now.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
he looks like a black brad pitt
He looks like Captain Phil in that first picture!
Laissez le bons temps rouler!
Submitted by yucko on July 30, 2008 - 5:46pm.
Blech! One of my BIGGEST turn-offs in guys is really big thighs.
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Well, yeah, if they look like girl's thighs.
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Submitted by yiooooooo on July 30, 2008 - 1:00pm.
"he needs to dissapear whit his daughter and stop blaming winos imginary friends for her problems"
Submitted by Cocoa Mocha Sugar on July 30, 2008 - 7:08pm.
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Hahahahahaha *laughing through my tears*
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"I have a conversation book; I brought it out from home.It tells you the French for knife and fork and likewise brush and comb;It learns you how to ask the time, the names of all the stars;And how to order oysters and how to buy cigars"
no man's ass is allowed to be juicier than mine. that's just stanky.
i can just see his funky ass doin the butterfly in his speedos.