Wednesday, July 30th 2008
Would You Hit It?
What in seaweed hell happened to Gary Dourdan from CSI?! This bitch must be on the bad shit if he really thinks he can pull off a speedo. He could have at least spared the children by wearing a tankini to cover up some of his nastiness. Too much information.
That being said, I'd hit it. Well, he used to be hot and I have an active imagination. I'd have to remove all the mirrors from the room, turn off the lights, blast some Al Green and let him hit it from the back only, but I'd still make it happen.
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Submitted by MissTLC on July 30, 2008 - 2:24pm.
That's really disturbing. Wow. Don't do drugs kids. For reals.
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they should call in CSI to figure out where the hell the real gary denton went. now that's a f'kin mystery.
Submitted by yucko on July 30, 2008 - 5:46pm.
Blech! One of my BIGGEST turn-offs in guys is really big thighs.
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I know! So why do I keep coming back here to torture myself?? Whaaaaaaaaa
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"I have a conversation book; I brought it out from home.It tells you the French for knife and fork and likewise brush and comb;It learns you how to ask the time, the names of all the stars;And how to order oysters and how to buy cigars"
Ouch. He looks like a blister. Someone needs to take a needle and burn the end and pop him.
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Submitted by yucko on July 30, 2008 - 5:15pm
You beat me to the punch; I think he looks like a black version of Brad Pitt as well. It's kinda weird, huh?
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I prefer dark hair and brown eyes. I'd hit if his fat ass wore boxers.
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What the heck?! I just googled this guy and I would have *never* guessed it was the same person. He was like a weird-looking black Brad Pitt. Now he... looks like a serious mess.
I guess he was on the fast track to fatty or something. Here's a picture from a year ago, where it looks like he was in the beginning stages.
http://www.contactmusic.com/photos.nsf/main/gary_dourdan_1691818
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on July 30, 2008 - 4:01pm.
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While I must agree with StickaCockinWoo (there's a sentence I never thought I'd type)..every time I click on this link and see his womanly thighs, I die a little bit inside...*sob*
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"I have a conversation book; I brought it out from home.It tells you the French for knife and fork and likewise brush and comb;It learns you how to ask the time, the names of all the stars;And how to order oysters and how to buy cigars"
Yes, I would bang Gary Dourdan. I would tell people too. I just wouldn't say WHEN I banged him. I would hint that I did it like years ago.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
I can't believe he was the hot guy from Janet Jackson's video....a couple of years ago....:( :(
Submitted by yucko on July 30, 2008 - 5:46pm.
Blech! One of my BIGGEST turn-offs in guys is really big thighs.
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Not to mention womanly thighs. His are so voluptuous they look like they belong on a chick.
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Blech! One of my BIGGEST turn-offs in guys is really big thighs. I just absolutely cannot be sexually drawn to a dude if he has thick thighs.
What in brillo-pad hell is going on on top of that man's head? makes me want to do dishes or mop my floor....
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damn dee dee! I'm trying to lay low and shizz today! :p
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Yeah, he put on a crapload of weight, but that's what happens when you go to rehab and get off of all of the appetite-destroying drugs he was on.
That being said, I liked him better when he was a junkie (yes, I'm a horrible shallow bitch, I know)
Submitted by DeeDee on July 30, 2008 - 2:26pm.
Back to the Loch with you, Nessie.
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tee hee hee
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That's really disturbing. Wow. Don't do drugs kids. For reals.
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OMG...my eyes, my eyes
He is soooooo gross (he is grosser than me..and I'm pretty fricking gross)
and who KNEW he had thighs like mine hiding under his CSI pants..what the hell???
And that stomach...my goodness...do something ..and he should NEVER be seen with wet hair ever ever again...N E V E R
Just keep your clothes on Gary..and keep your hair dry.
You know what ..just go away..you think you are hot shit anyway...well know we've see you naked..and it ain't pretty.
BTW..where do I buy the magical clothes they use on the CSI set..they can make ANYONE look good..clearly.
please..
Gary Dourdan looks nasty and his girlfriend has bad posture.
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I don't think that is real. He has a killer body. At least it was not that long ago. I saw him when on vacation in june and that is not what i saw. I would still hit it though. He is sexy to me for some reason no matter what.
Submitted by jussayin on July 30, 2008 - 2:53pm.
That's interesting. Maybe the trait is dominant in men, mostly. I think the diversity in phenotype is great, anyway. Wouldn't life be boring if we all looked the same?
half my family has green, gray, or blue eyes (mostly the men). Many Black men have light eyes for some reason...Terrence Howard, but also like you said Vanessa, of course Tyra Banks, etc. etc. but anyway it's kinda commonplace to me and seeing how we all came from Africa anyway...
but Gary Dourdan looks a hot busted mess in this pic. I would not hit it today. Maybe at night. After some drinks. Near a strobelite...as long as he didn't speak
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Nature loves genetic diversity. I love being mixed myself, and my fiance is also mixed. I am excited for when we have a baby, for he/she will be Vietnamese, Persian, and Caucasian. Can't wait. Maybe he/she will be born with olive skin and blue or green eyes shaped like her father's. I need to go look up what a hazel eye and a Bb brown eye (can't remember the term) could make. No matter what traits my child receives from their heritage, they will be beautiful, and definitely not "creepy looking."
Wow he has put on some weight, but who cares as long as he gets clean.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
EEEEEW. Holy Seaweed monster indeed! It's one thing for us 'non famous" people to piss our lives away and not notice - but his decline is fully documented and photographed!!! WAKE UP and look at yourself blubbery.
blech.
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 30, 2008 - 3:50pm.
topalina
he does look like a
Barbie someone attacked with the shears! totally!
you're so insightful, I'm proud to have your stinnky poo child,
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I'm proud to be your stinky poo child's baby mama! I'll forever give you beef jerkey.
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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.
Michael K., you are just too damn funny for words!
Yeah, my family is basically mixed so I'm used to seeing light eyes on black people. My mom has these AWESOME grey/green eyes that I've never seen on anyone else. People consistently ask her if she's wearing contacts, LOL. My eyes are more hazel...I used to be sooo jealous of my mom's eyes growing up.
I also agree about light eyes on anyone with darker skin. My uncle is Persian and has beautiful blue eyes. I wish I would have gotten 'em! Just sounds to me as if someone has serious issues concerning self-hatred.
He needs to get a job on Monty Python as an extra "woman" because he is surely CROSS DRESSING GAY.
NOT Impressed- I think most people agree with you. As PSL says, light eyes with dark skin is very striking. When I was in the Dominican Republic, I walked by a guy like that and I did a double take. When everyone around has dark skin and brown eyes, it really stands out and is alluring in its own way. Shoot, if he stood out, I know my pasty white ass really stood out, but probably did have quite the same effect.
the little boy I take care of is light skinned black with green eyes that are so beautiful...he is gorgeous!
I think that light eyes on black people is very striking....
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NO! I most certainly would not hit it! He looks like a beached whale! I'd be more likely to go for his lady friend, she's hot(!!!), even though I'm quite hetero.
His thunder thighs are the ultimate deal breaker!
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on July 30, 2008 - 4:10pm.
:) I like them too.
My cousin has the most beautiful green eyes.
Nice soul to go along with it too.
TMI on both sides. I do not need to see another woman's bum eating her knickers. No, I do not go to a lot of resorts. Thongs are not being worn in Maine, thank goodness. Or at least not the beaches I go to.
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Submitted by choco starfish:
Really? I know....sometimes you just need a 15" inch penis in your ear, then he takes from your ear in sticks it in your butt, then he takes it from your butt it sticks it in the vag with dingless all over it.
Yeahhh.....
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dingless? Honey, didnt anyone ever tell you how to clean out your shitter to keep that from happening if your gonna let a boy stick it in ya? I dont know nothin from nothin about that...but MK will tell ya.
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on July 30, 2008 - 4:10pm.
Submitted by choco starfish on July 30, 2008 - 3:30pm.
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I'm going to have to DISAGREE. Many people in my family, including me, have light eyes and I love it. HATER.
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Im not hatin ive just never liked that sh*t even when i was little. My mom used to tell me I would run when my uncle, who has light eyes would try to pick me up, id start screaming about his eyes and how they were scary. I just really have never seen a black person, except for Vanessa Williams with light eyes that didnt unerve me....
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And if you dont expect too much from me, you might not be let down!
Who wears earings like that while in the ocean? give me a break.
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Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on July 30, 2008 - 4:01pm.
His body is dreamy. Sometimes you need a big beefy man to fuck you especially from behind banging the hips really hard on your ass while he's holding to you waist, shoulders or pulling the hair. Not trying to feel bones.
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Really? I know....sometimes you just need a 15" inch penis in your ear, then he takes from your ear in sticks it in your butt, then he takes it from your butt it sticks it in the vag with dingless all over it.
Yeahhh.....
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And if you dont expect too much from me, you might not be let down!
Submitted by choco starfish on July 30, 2008 - 3:30pm.
He has jaundice looking eyes. Light eyes on black people is NEVER sexy to me...
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I'm going to have to DISAGREE. Many people in my family, including me, have light eyes and I love it. HATER.
She has a niiiiice ass.
dayum.
What happened to him... Where's the Warrick i know an lust over?
Nast, nast and more nast! He's got some fucked up aborigine hairdo. Not to offend aborigines.
But I seriously envy that chick's ass!
lol!! the thumbnail on the left gave me my first real belly laugh of the day
He looks like he has Sigmund the Sea-Monster atop his head.
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His body is dreamy. Sometimes you need a big beefy man to fuck you especially from behind banging the hips really hard on your ass while he's holding to you waist, shoulders or pulling the hair. Not trying to feel bones.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.