Wednesday, July 30th 2008
Would You Hit It?
What in seaweed hell happened to Gary Dourdan from CSI?! This bitch must be on the bad shit if he really thinks he can pull off a speedo. He could have at least spared the children by wearing a tankini to cover up some of his nastiness. Too much information.
That being said, I'd hit it. Well, he used to be hot and I have an active imagination. I'd have to remove all the mirrors from the room, turn off the lights, blast some Al Green and let him hit it from the back only, but I'd still make it happen.
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We are reading a lot of fake news these days. Did you remember the news about Britney's pregnancy, Lindsay's joining on the famous rich men seeking affairs """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""? Is this news true or not? who knows...
when did he get so fat?!!!
Is he trying to tell us something, wearing Speedos while in the GAY MECCA of Europe.
Dang- that must be his version of "OFF" in case the sharks are casing his ass. That speedo is like repellant.
omg! he used to be so cute!!! WTF!
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Since when is this hot mess fat?
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 30, 2008 - 3:51pm.
Yeah i come back from some one pocking my ovaries with sharp sticks to find a butthole talking about tripping balls and screaming.
Let us PM times you sexay lady!
OMG! Gary Dourdan swallowed Jorja Fox! You Bastard!
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MK...honey...a word please.
Rethink all that lettin him hit it from the back shit. That gut would have to go somewhere while he was doin his bizness and that somewhere would be right up on you. You dont want to have to spend your golden years fighting off arthritis of the back from all the damage bearing that kinda weight would do...do ya?
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Edited.
I just read through the other threads, I did not know I responded to the latest loonatrick.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
That bitch with him is sporting some huge ass earrings. Seriously???? To the beach?? Ugaddabekiddnme!
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he does look like a
Barbie someone attacked with the shears! totally!
you're so insightful, I'm proud to have your stinnky poo child,
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
He's still hot to me. So the hair doesn't look too good when wet. And he's carrying a little spare tire around the belly. I love his eyes and those can't ever go bad.
I wish I had his lady's body. Minus the fake boobs.
I remember how on CSI they would always give him the scene where he takes off his shirt....
No wonder he left the show...he's gone to pot...and not in the good way.
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"Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?"
That's what happens when you slack! The boy used to be in great shape... that's just lazy.
The girl has a perfect backside! Makes him look even more out of shape. However the Speedos did a brilliant job of that first.
--thanks awfully--
His hair looks like a stop motion photo of the moment when someone gets nailed on the head with a water bomb.
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Those thighs look as chunky as Britney's.
I guess this is what Young Berg meant when talking about not passing the pool test???
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Announcing the new Dunlop sponsored Speedos, for when yer gut dun lops over yer hammock!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Grossssss! What's up with the rings? That girl's ass is straight up delicious looking but she looks 14...
but officer this is not my pair of speedos i have no idea how this fatness got into them!
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 30, 2008 - 3:39pm.
Oh hellz no, look at that hair!
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Like a Barbie with a bad haircut...
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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.
For his new career, he he going to try out for a football team? He is getting very linebacker-ish...
**dayum, shaking head** he was so freaking hot in CSI.
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...whatever.
HE NEEDS SOME ACTIVATOR FOR THAT HAIR..MAYBE SOME SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW....I WOULD HIT THAT CHICK THOUGH!!
Davy Jones is going to be pissed that a crewmember is missing.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Submitted by Clarisse on July 30, 2008 - 3:39pm.
I wouldn't hit it pre-lard ass. His eyes give me the creeps.
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Its jaundice eyes. Black people with light eyes, it almost NEVER works and is just very creepy looking!
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I am too, connected to you to slip away...FADE AWAYaa... Days away I still feel you, touching me....changing me...
*I find this lyric EXTREMELY funny*
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PSL... I know, right? And whoever that girl is, she has one seriously perky ass. Bee-yotch. *does butt clenches at desk*
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"Don't panic now, love, but one of me clackers has gone right up inside me after your rather vigorous hand action. I don't s'pose you'd give the fecking ambulance a call wouldya? I'm in quite a lot of pain."
Black Creature from the Lagoon! His hot GF must be impressed with how much his wallet supposedly bulges-which is probably much less than his gut!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
I can't even....is that a sea-orchid on his head?
bawawhhhaahhaaaa
*crying from laughing so hard*
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 30, 2008 - 3:36pm.
Is he going to invade Tokyo? Or at the very least, Reno?
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HEY! Im from reno fool. I'll chop suey his ass if thay big overgrown ape steps in my town!
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I am too, connected to you to slip away...FADE AWAYaa... Days away I still feel you, touching me....changing me...
*I find this lyric EXTREMELY funny*
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Oh hellz no, look at that hair!
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
I wouldn't hit it pre-lard ass. His eyes give me the creeps.
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
I'd hit him with some cervidil and a pitocin drip to induce his labor. Bitch looks PREGGO.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
I'm a thigh woman m'self so okay, great legs...you can have the rest of him, including being taken from the back. Not my cuppa.
Wow. It's like Sasquatch's summer vacay pics. He used to be hot. Did the drugs do that or did NOT doing drugs do that? Yeesh!
Men should never risk a Speedo with a woman like that around. Maybe a triple Speedo, at least.
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."
Me too IG! Though I'll bet Gary would off himself if he knew people think he looks like Ice-T now......
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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
- Fiona Apple "Parting Gift"
He used to look like a Wayans. Now he looks like a Van Peebles. Meh, at 10 he's a 2 by 2 he's a 10. I'd hit it.
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Hahaha, SpeedONT. Hee hee.
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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.
I am speechless regarding him, but to be fair, his girlfriend has an awesome ass.
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He reminds me of Ice-T in these pics. Only not nearly as hot.
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"Don't panic now, love, but one of me clackers has gone right up inside me after your rather vigorous hand action. I don't s'pose you'd give the fecking ambulance a call wouldya? I'm in quite a lot of pain."
Averting my eyes past the SPEED'ONT...
that looks like a lovely vacation spot.
Wish I were there right now.
No!
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥
Last Xtina sighting - July 20th 2008
WOW!
He's MAMMOTH!
He's always been a big dude but GOTTDAMN GaryBerry, you don't mind.
The itty bitty girl with him is cute.
Is he going to invade Tokyo? Or at the very least, Reno?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
if you are not racing, Speedos are not for ANYONE!
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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
- Fiona Apple "Parting Gift"
SPEEDOS ARE NOT FOR HIM
HE IS GROSS LOOKIN
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You know when you go to the beach and see dead fish washed up on shore? Yeah, that's what he makes me think of. Except fatter.
*curling up in a ball sobbing*
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"I have a conversation book; I brought it out from home.It tells you the French for knife and fork and likewise brush and comb;It learns you how to ask the time, the names of all the stars;And how to order oysters and how to buy cigars"
Ughhh...Talk about sporting the Britney look. Bitch, got the Brit rehab bloat going on right along wit the effed up hair.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
would I hit it?
not after seeing these pics.