Wednesday, July 30th 2008

Would You Hit It?

What in seaweed hell happened to Gary Dourdan from CSI?! This bitch must be on the bad shit if he really thinks he can pull off a speedo. He could have at least spared the children by wearing a tankini to cover up some of his nastiness. Too much information.

That being said, I'd hit it. Well, he used to be hot and I have an active imagination. I'd have to remove all the mirrors from the room, turn off the lights, blast some Al Green and let him hit it from the back only, but I'd still make it happen.

Posted by: Michael K


choco starfish's picture

He has jaundice looking eyes. Light eyes on black people is NEVER sexy to me...

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Devore's picture

Middle aged paunch, not sexy on men or women.

I've followed this guy's career for a bit. he used to be a model with shoulder length dreads. He then starred on A Different World with Jada Pinkett....... he was a good looking man for a long time.

day shift stripper's picture

Maybe he's off those drugs that weren't his? Or on them? Either way, wtf.

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LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

When did he get so... large? I thought you were supposed to LOSE weight in jail?

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The C word's picture

Marble bag!

My how the sexy have fallen.....

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parissucksliterally's picture

there are so many things wrong with that picture....he used to be so fucking hot......*shaking head*.

No wonder James Blunt got some chicks while Gary was around....

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QueenCharisma's picture

Ewww! What happened to him?! I would've hit it during the first season of CSI, but not now...gross.

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