Meet Princess Chunk
Feast your eyes on the fattest living pussy in the world! Princess Chunk was found wandering the streets of Camden, NJ without an ID tag. The 44-pound pussy was taken to the Camden County Animal Shelter where she was named Princess Chunk by the volunteers. They originally named her Captain Chunk because they thought she was a dude. Rude! She's more like a queen. Queen Mega Puss!
One of the volunteers, Deborah Wright (the ho in the pink), thinks Princess Chunk's owner might have lost her. The owner has until next week to claim her or she goes up for adoption. That fat pussy probably ate her owner!
Deborah told The Post that she's going to put Princess Chunk on a diet and exercise her a bit, "I'm about to put a leash on her and walk her. She could pass for a dog."
Princess Chunk isn't the fattest cat in the world. The fattest weighed in at 46-pounds. It passed away in the 1980s at the age of 10. Have they weighed Parasite Hilton's pussy? That shit is probably the world record holder.
Here's more of Princess Chunk with Deborah. In the third thumbnail, Princess Chunk has her eye on that little pussy. She's looking at her afternoon snack.
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If that cat is fat due to health reasons, than the owner isn't at fault. But if that owner overfed their cat and didn't exercise it, they deserve to be kicked in the ass. Thank god the cat is in the humane society where it is required to be looked at by a vet.
I hope they figure out how to get it back to the right weight, and a good person adopts it.
Anyone ever watch Animal Cops Houston? Makes me cry for the poor neglected animals and wish extreme pain and jail time for the cruel owners.
On one show, a horse was 300 pounds underweight. It had to be in a harness to stand up.... bony as all fuck. It lived, but the owner was only fined like 300 bucks- which they consider a big win! GRH!!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 30, 2008 - 2:03pm.
Ah, now we know Her Highness' problem. Too much catnip-induced midnight munchies!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on July 30, 2008 - 5:00pm.
... and soooooooooooooooo soft.
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More cusion for the pushin' catnip filled toys around!
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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.
I saw this slut on the news last night. That is one FAT cat! OMG!
But I want her!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 30, 2008 - 1:54pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on July 30, 2008 - 4:49pm.
We can't hit you for saying what most of have been thinking.
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Tee hee.... well, it looks like a very comfy fat pussy.
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... and soooooooooooooooo soft.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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What a gorgeous kitty. Me likey :)
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Hahahahahah I just peed.
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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.
Submitted by kmusa on July 30, 2008 - 1:25pm.
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Submitted by Callan on July 30, 2008 - 4:52pm.
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on July 30, 2008 - 3:45pm.
The most amazing part of this story is that a 44 pound pussy was able to survive the streets of Camden, the crack and murder capital of the US and not be eaten by a homeless drug addict!!!
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Man, I LIVE there 9 months out of the year when I'm at law school. That place is a shit hole. Thank god I'm in the nicer part, by the Tweeter Center and the aquarium. You wouldn't believe the creepy ass bums we get on our campus. People who hang around looking for free legal advice regarding their drug conviction/child support/GTA charge.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on July 30, 2008 - 4:49pm.
We can't hit you for saying what most of have been thinking.
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Tee hee.... well, it looks like a very comfy fat pussy.
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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.
DebFrmHell on July 30, 2008 - 1:36pm.
@Zomay,
That is how I prefer my children! Yummy. Or perhaps with a little butter and garlic pepper. Rotissaired. YAY!
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GET IN MY BELLY.
Would it be redundant if I said this fat pussy has a FUPA?
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"Don't panic now, love, but one of me clackers has gone right up inside me after your rather vigorous hand action. I don't s'pose you'd give the fecking ambulance a call would ya? I'm in quite a lot of pain."
HERE ..KITTY..KITTY..KITTY
WHAT DOES A 44-LB. PUSSY EAT ?
WHATEVER IT WANTS.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
cracking myself up here. all alone. with my Friskies Buffet.
to quote the great Peter Griffin:
I'M SO STUPID
We are reading a lot of fake news these days. Did you remember the news about Britney's pregnancy, Lindsay's joining on the famous rich men seeking affairs """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""? Is this news true or not? who knows...
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on July 30, 2008 - 3:45pm.
The most amazing part of this story is that a 44 pound pussy was able to survive the streets of Camden, the crack and murder capital of the US and not be eaten by a homeless drug addict!!!
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Man, I LIVE there 9 months out of the year when I'm at law school. That place is a shit hole. Thank god I'm in the nicer part, by the Tweeter Center and the aquarium. You wouldn't believe the creepy ass bums we get on our campus. People who hang around looking for free legal advice regarding their drug conviction/child support/GTA charge.
I bet that that cat sits around at home talking about how skinny cats all have the bodies of a prepubescent, and how real cats have curves, and -- before opening yet another pint of ice cream -- that its obesity is genetic.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 30, 2008 - 1:46pm.
We can't hit you for saying what most of have been thinking.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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HOT SLUT OF THE UNIVERSE. Damn, you just want to nestle your head into that fat pussy. I CANNOT believe I just made an innuendo about a fat pussy. Someone punch me in the box please.
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Submitted by Deb on July 30, 2008 - 4:16pm.
You know that Princess Chunk HAS to be a badass if she's from Camden, NJ!
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But of course!
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
The most amazing part of this story is that a 44 pound pussy was able to survive the streets of Camden, the crack and murder capital of the US and not be eaten by a homeless drug addict!!!
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hehee Farrah....I have a low tolerance for stupidity, that's all. now get your ass on Yahoo for a few...i have to leave for work soon!
Deb, please, please come through with that invention!
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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
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How does one lose a 44-pound waddling furball?
I think the owners kicked her out of the castle because they couldn't afford to (over)feed her.
I, too, love the orange ears and tail. Creamsicle Kitty!
Zomay, mustard???? Only if its Grey Poupon.
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That is one humongous pussy.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
That cat was found in Camden? The 5th (formerly 1st) most dangerous city in the U.S. Me thinks they should be more worried about that kitty hiding a prison shank and needles in its fur, instead of worrying about its weight.
Take it from me. My school is in that area. Place is pretty much a shithole.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 30, 2008 - 4:26pm.
Farrah!
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hi, beautiful! i love it when they piss you off.. you're hilarious!
btw, how are you doing?? 5,4 is not that terrible, but when you're in L.A. you really don't wanna stay in the room and find out if it's the "Big One"! Hope everything's ok!
aaaannndd, on topic: my cats are just big. I keep an eye on their eating habits (that's why Roxy is Little Miss Tantrum) but yeah, they're monsters.
@ Sheeps: you ok, huevón?
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@Zomay,
That is how I prefer my children! Yummy. Or perhaps with a little butter and garlic pepper. Rotissaired. YAY!
@Sheeps,
I will take that bet and raise you 50lbs.!
@PSL,
Remember when I told you I wanted to invent a hand muzzle? one that will only let you type with your thumbs? I have now gone to the drawing board for that one.
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...whatever.
Something tells me the cat probably ate her owners.
you have to be VERY CAREFUL putting cats on a diet, the fat moves into their liver and they get FATTY LIVER DISEASE and can die from that if it is untreated. It is very expensive to treat it once it occurs. A vet should closely monitor any weight loss plans for cats...
I'm being serious.. I know wierd...
fucking spammers
Submitted by Athina on July 30, 2008 - 4:20pm.
Poor baby. Why do people let their animals get that big? It's cruel. The poor thing suffers just like an obese human. I bet all the other kitties on the playground call him names and steal his lunch. :(
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U know hoe fat people usually have fat kids....im gonna guess the same principle applies with animals. All they need to do is find a person in the neighborhood whos 600 pounds and viola....you have the owner!
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And if you dont expect too much from me, you might not be let down!
Cats are great with mustard.
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I think Michelle Duggar and Livia Ionce might fight for that mega pussy award , although some lady in India has over 45 kids!! That's MechaPunani!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Princess Chunk!!!
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Farrah!
Ok ChocoMocha....enough. The stalking was bad enough, but now your posts are just stupid and senseless. Please shut the hell up and go away....haven't you been banned 4 or 5 times already? What the hell is wrong with you? Have some fucking pride......sheesh
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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
- Fiona Apple "Parting Gift"
Shes absolutely precious. My cats about 24 pounds. Hes not so much fat, just HUGE. Hes a massive cat twice the size of my dog.
Wanna bet the real owner is proportionate?
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C'mon y'all, it's probably glandular. :)
Aw, adorable. I'll take her! Give that cat 2 weeks of running away from my 2 insane dogs, and she'll be skinny as a rail.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Wow and I thought my cat was overweight at 13 pounds. It's cute, but yeah, very unhealthy.
WOW!!!! A white kitty with orange ears and tail.
We are not worthy we are not worthy.
*bowing and scraping*
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Submitted by yiooooooo on July 30, 2008 - 1:00pm.
"he needs to dissapear whit his daughter and stop blaming winos imginary friends for her problems"
Submitted by Deb on July 30, 2008 - 4:16pm.
You know that Princess Chunk HAS to be a badass if she's from Camden, NJ!
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She's probably packing heat and will shiv a bitch in the kidney. Badass Pussy!
It looks like the lady is fingering the cat. I guess if you havent been near another persons genitals in 20 years, cat puss starts looking mighty damn fine!
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And if you dont expect too much from me, you might not be let down!
oh please! anyone that has seen my MS page and had the pleasure to meet my Roxy and Ozzy know this kitteh ain't got nothin' on my monsters, er, pets.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Poor baby. Why do people let their animals get that big? It's cruel. The poor thing suffers just like an obese human. I bet all the other kitties on the playground call him names and steal his lunch. :(
Jabba the Cat... she is adorable.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
You know damn good and well that ho is gonna take this cat home, just so she can have someone to enjoy dinner with. She thinks its lonely eating catfood alone.. Now she has an actual cat to eat it w/..
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FLA.. Bwahahahaha..
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Submitted by Devore on July 30, 2008 - 3:16pm.
how is the diet going to work for a cat?
cats wont EAT food they do not like.
They do if they get hungry enough. They don't eat food that they aren't given, too.
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I'LL TAKE HER!!!!
I just bought a case of tape roller things.
♥ attack for Big Pussy!!!!
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I prefer doggies but that thing is ADORABLE!