Wednesday, July 30th 2008

Meet Princess Chunk

Feast your eyes on the fattest living pussy in the world! Princess Chunk was found wandering the streets of Camden, NJ without an ID tag. The 44-pound pussy was taken to the Camden County Animal Shelter where she was named Princess Chunk by the volunteers. They originally named her Captain Chunk because they thought she was a dude. Rude! She's more like a queen. Queen Mega Puss!

One of the volunteers, Deborah Wright (the ho in the pink), thinks Princess Chunk's owner might have lost her. The owner has until next week to claim her or she goes up for adoption. That fat pussy probably ate her owner!

Deborah told The Post that she's going to put Princess Chunk on a diet and exercise her a bit, "I'm about to put a leash on her and walk her. She could pass for a dog."

Princess Chunk isn't the fattest cat in the world. The fattest weighed in at 46-pounds. It passed away in the 1980s at the age of 10. Have they weighed Parasite Hilton's pussy? That shit is probably the world record holder.

Here's more of Princess Chunk with Deborah. In the third thumbnail, Princess Chunk has her eye on that little pussy. She's looking at her afternoon snack.

Thanks Helene

Posted by: Michael K


Princess Claire's picture

is it just me, or does she look like she's got a huge, tan, fuzzy dick?

also, this story has me wanting to change my name from Princess Claire to Princess Mega Puss...

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FuckingLoveAngelina's picture

um why she gotta touch her pussy's pussy like that.

lady got fat cat taint on her hands now.

Devore's picture

how is the diet going to work for a cat?

cats wont EAT food they do not like.

Deb's picture

You know that Princess Chunk HAS to be a badass if she's from Camden, NJ!

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Euphoria's picture

That cat could eat my dog in one bite.

Oh, that's just sad.

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oklahoma's picture

I liked to be grabbed between the legs, also!!

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parissucksliterally's picture

my dog weighs 1/3 of that!

very cute, but SO unhealthy!

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zomay's picture

Mishma?

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