Wednesday, July 30th 2008
Sam Talbot Is Off The Market
This is the worst news of the day! Sam Talbot, the dreamboat from Top Chef 2, is engaged to some common skank! FUCK! I just want to run outside, find a turtle, tip it over and watch it shimmy. I'm so mad!
Sam proposed to his Colombian girlfriend, Paola Guerro, this past weekend. Of course, she said yes. If she said no, she would have been institutionalized.
Paola, a t-shirt designer and model, and Sam met last December in Brazil.
Sam told People, "I'm so in love it's unreal. We got engaged this weekend. She's amazing. She's stunning. She takes care of me in many ways. I'm quite lucky." Obviously, that bitch Paola drugged him! The only crazy ho who talks like that is Mimi and....well...you know.
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AvidReader22,
The pretty ones usually do suck in bed...but if a mother-fucker can cook, i'd deal!
Miss Priss,
*sticks out tongue and blows raspberries at YOU*
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
He's a hot sexy ass bitch
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Sara M.
My coworker met him at The Box in New York City 3 months ago and slept with him that same night. He was immediately calling her the next day to hang out again but she totally blew him off because apparently "he was the absolute worst in bed" that she has ever had. And let me tell you, she has slept with A LOT of people so that is saying a lot.
So 2 very important points to take away from this:
1. He has already cheated on his now fiancee.
2. He is TERRIBLE in bed.
Ha! bitches~ My fiance is a Chef too! Take that!
(He can cook his ass off) In the words of Sam: "I'm quite lucky"
I'm hungry
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I just want to run outside, find a turtle, tip it over and watch it shimmy. I'm so mad!
ROTFLMAO! Take it out on the turtles MK!
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Put on your slippers and sit by the fire
You've reached your top and you just can't get any higher
You're in your place and you know where you are
In your Shangri-la
~the Kinks~
Wepa! Colombian!
Paola where you iz?!
LOL
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
I'm guessing the bitch is knocked up. Why else would you marry that?
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Potato Wave!
Last December?!!?? Come on!?!?!? How long is that going to last. The pussy juices is still fresh on his dick for him to be talking, "I'm so in love" Be for real, stupid.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Hot damn... he's a chef? And hot? I'm JELLY.
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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.
I have no idea who this is.
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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
- Fiona Apple "Parting Gift"
Str8 men are so dumb. What a waste of man meat.
Can he really cook?!
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
OMG, he looks so handsome. He is my favorite. Just saw him on milllionaire personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site/.