It's Just Pussy!

Gordon Ramsay is in trouble again and this time it's because of the word "pussy." During last night's episode of "The F Word" in the UK, Gordon and Graham Norton talked about the energy drink Pussy.

Gordon said, "It's got some natural energy in the Pussy…go on…taste your Pussy. Do you like the Pussy, was that good?"

According to Digital Spy, Channel 4 received tons of complaints. Have these bitches complaining ever heard Gordon Ramsay speak before? Pussy is probably the tamest word ever to come out of his filthy trap. Pussy is not offensive. PUSSYPUSSYPUSSYPUSSY!

That drink is called Pussy, but it probably tastes like ass.

Thanks Lucinda

Submitted by sunny on Fri, 08/01/2008 - 9:58am.

hey is this the same beverage company who brought us SUM POOSIE?

I gotta find out this is so freakin funny.

#1 - if it is the same people they probably just figured the time was right to come out and call it for what it is...pussy

#2 - if it's not..then these people were obviously more bold...lol

Submitted by fionalicious on Fri, 08/01/2008 - 1:22am.

a whole new meaning for pussy juice!

["Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry!"
'"Before you're sorry" a surprised Larson parrots].-
Too funny to be true.
But seriously Jorge, dump the witch bitch before u're sorry!

Submitted by Alex222 on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 8:59pm.

haha love Ramsey! Wouldn't drink that drink for $100. The dumbest name ever.

Submitted by Drinksonme on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 9:29am.

Hell Graham Norton when he was on the BBC Pussy was tame compared to the stunts and words spoken then.

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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!

Submitted by Fronika on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 7:48am.

Like you'd know.

"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 1:29am.

Nothing shocks me anymore. NOTHING!

So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 1:11am.

night Slutts....and everyone else too...

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Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 1:09am.

It's late and I need to disappear quicker than a bottle of Grey Goose around DeeDee.

See you cats later.

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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 1:07am.

Hahahahhaha Slutts and TV....you guys are killing me

Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 12:58am.

Submitted by Sheeps on July 31, 2008 - 12:53am.
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To make it easier on you, I've going to suggest that you order the ham deboned. I don't want anyone having to drive you to the E.R. from a boning accident.

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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 12:56am.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 31, 2008 - 12:51am.

Or, for a really tasty treat, you can melt a cinnamon stick in your pussy. Me, I can't even touch the stuff without first loading it up with vodka.

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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!

Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 12:54am.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 31, 2008 - 12:47am.
Starbucks should get in on this, you can have your mocha pussy, your grande pussy, pussy with a little cream, or pussy whipped.
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Hahahaha...you're on to something...have certain celebs endorsing the drinks.
Mocha Pussy-Jessica Alba
Pussy with a little cream -(Samantha Ronson
Grande Pussy - Salma Hayek
Pussy Whipped - None other than Brad Pitt.

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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.

Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 12:53am.

Submitted by Sluttsville on July 30, 2008 - 9:46pm.

Let's just say I'm calling Honeybaked Hams next Thanksgiving. Let them figure it out.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 12:51am.

So many options TV!

Sheeps, that video is great! What a brilliant commercial....

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 12:47am.

Submitted by Sluttsville on July 31, 2008 - 12:43am.

Starbucks should get in on this, you can have your mocha pussy, your grande pussy, pussy with a little cream, or pussy whipped.

Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 12:46am.

Submitted by Sheeps on July 31, 2008 - 12:40am.
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I've told you not to play that video of me.

Isn't there a Butterball laying around that's begging to get lucky!

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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.

Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 12:43am.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 31, 2008 - 12:36am.
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Oh, to turn on the telly and see an endorsement by Richard Simmons: "I had a large Pussy last night and all I can say is .....love, love, love it! Just wished I had tried it sooner!"

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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.

Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 12:40am.

Sluttsville, I just found an ad for Thai tuna:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZN5NXnD-Ls&feature=related
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 12:36am.

Submitted by Sluttsville on July 31, 2008 - 12:32am.

Then the celebs can come out with their own signature brands.

Paris = Infection
Britney = Leather
Lohan = Feral

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 12:34am.

Of course not Slutts.....do you work in advertising?

Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 12:32am.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 31, 2008 - 12:19am.
The marketing potential for this drink is just through the roof.
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Yes, then you would have the off-brands hitting the market....such as "Cunt in a Can" or the orange flavored "Poon-Tang". Next would be the soup: "Bearded Clam Chowder", then the beer "Bush Beaver", then the non-alcoholic simply called "Kitty", cigarettes changed from "Camels" to "Camel Toe".

Not that I have given this great thought or anything.

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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.

Submitted by Kp on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 12:31am.

Anyone who enjoys dlisted should listen to the song
Pussy by Brazilian girls.

Its amazing.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 12:22am.

I usually expend so much energy looking for pussy, it's like a drink that pays me back!

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 12:19am.

The marketing potential for this drink is just through the roof.

What a genius.

'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston

Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 12:15am.

Submitted by Sluttsville on July 30, 2008 - 9:09pm.
*Picks up bullhorn* PSL DOES NOT EAT PUSSY! I REPEAT..... PSL DOES NOT EAT PUSSY!

hahahahaha. That's Southern hospitality for ya.

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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 12:11am.

Hahahahahahah_ I cringe to think oh what's coming up on my MS page......
*biting nails*

Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 12:09am.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 31, 2008 - 12:00am.
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Sorry PSL, I wasn't trying to embarrass you, those Texas gals made me ask. Excuse me, I need to tell them that you said no. My apologies again if I embarrassed you.

*Picks up bullhorn* PSL DOES NOT EAT PUSSY! I REPEAT..... PSL DOES NOT EAT PUSSY!

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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.

Submitted by jussayin on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 12:07am.

but would you stroke a pussy?

how about a 44 pound pussy?

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hot damn, ho, here we go again.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 12:00am.

*turning BRIGHT red*

Slutts! The answer would be no.....lol

Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 11:49pm.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 30, 2008 - 10:52pm.
I would never ever drink something named "Pussy".
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*Tosses PSL a Mark Twain book*

Okay, but the switchboard is lit up with posters wanting to know if you would eat something named "Pussy"?

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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 10:52pm.

Just as I will not even walk into a Pink Taco Restaurant, I would never ever drink something named "Pussy".

BTW, I am not a prude, by any means.

Submitted by daisydaisy on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 10:49pm.

I love it! and to think that back in the day getting pussy was sooo hard for sooo many. Now, thanks to modern ingenuity anybody can try some pussy. Life is beautiful, as they say

Submitted by soul on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 9:42pm.

Gordon probably gets alot of pussy.

Submitted by oliver_darque on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 9:29pm.

ew! no thank you

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Submitted by CindiLC on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 9:25pm.

"I think what I find most interesting is this story is "Thanks Lucinda" thats my name and there aren't many of us out there-which one of you sluts is also Lucinda?"

So that would be me, I am that slut. Just checking out the British Tabs, glad I could be of service.

If they had called the drink "Minge" it wouldn't have had the same meaning over here.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 8:56pm.

Paris Hilton wants to market her own brand of energy drink, it's called "Nuclear Waste".

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Submitted by RJII on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 8:55pm.

Submitted by jussayin on July 30, 2008 - 7:24pm.
well I'm happy that Pussy is now available, because some folk couldn't get any Pussy before, and Lord knows, some people really need some Pussy in their lives!

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Obama/Spears 08
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 8:52pm.

Submitted by Sheeps on July 30, 2008 - 7:37pm.
Submitted by madam s. on July 30, 2008 - 5:31pm.

*crushed can with teeth holes, dripping liquid* "Tigerlilly enjoys Pussy."
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And don't be such a Pussy, dig in...dig in...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by jussayin on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 8:47pm.

Am I the only one seeing a commercial with the song Pussy Control in the background?

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hot damn, ho, here we go again.

Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 8:37pm.

Submitted by madam s. on July 30, 2008 - 5:31pm.

*crushed can with teeth holes, dripping liquid* "Tigerlilly enjoys Pussy."

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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 8:37pm.

Submitted by madam s. on July 30, 2008 - 7:31pm.
Tigerlilly,

You are like the Royal Knighted President Queen Deity Goddess Pussy of Dlisted, so you SO deserve your portrait on that can.
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Wha-wha- *fanning self*...I'm flustered! The face of canned pussy????
Ok, *composing self*...
First I'd like to thank the academy...
Er, DListers? Giving a speech here...
Wait, where are all you whores going????
How disrespectful!!!!
Can I come??? Please????

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 8:31pm.

Tigerlilly,

You are like the Royal Knighted President Queen Deity Goddess Pussy of Dlisted, so you SO deserve your portrait on that can.

Submitted by vanyvrgs on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 8:31pm.

Submitted by jussayin on July 30, 2008 - 7:28pm.
too much head? can there be such a thing LOL

I know some people with Lockjaw that may disagree with that....
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Submitted by jussayin on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 8:28pm.

too much head? can there be such a thing LOL

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hot damn, ho, here we go again.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 8:24pm.

Submitted by jussayin on July 30, 2008 - 6:56pm.
can you get a headache from too much Pussy?
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I don't know, but you can get a pussy ache from too much head...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by Alltheprettyones on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 8:14pm.

Princess Chunk should be the spokespussy for this product. "I'll take a giant Pussy, please!"

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"Hell ain't SHIT!" Stinkmeaner from "The Boondocks"

Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 8:13pm.

Submitted by Sluttsville on July 30, 2008 - 4:49pm.

That were very, very funny.

I am surprized at the people of the U.K., when I lived there I remember being shocked at the stuff they could show on t.v., primo example was *Dyke TV* shown on I think ITV. This was back in '96, when public t.v. only had four channels.

Point: we are too censored here in North America.

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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA

Submitted by gucci on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 8:08pm.

hooooly shit i have to have one of these are they available in the US? oh and mike? you know your not allowed to drink this right? lololol! you or any other gay man! ha

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Submitted by Alltheprettyones on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 8:03pm.

Gordon can say Pussy 24/7. Fuck the whiners.

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Submitted by jussayin on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 7:56pm.

can you get a headache from too much Pussy?

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hot damn, ho, here we go again.