Wednesday, July 30th 2008
The Photoshop Awards: Xtina For Macy's
This gets a Photoshop Award because I'm convinced that Tranny Clown was wearing her signature red grease on her lips during the shoot. That bitch doesn't leave home without it on. The Photoshop whores changed her lipstick color and also toned down her usual shade of dehydrated diarrhea. Hey, at least they kept the tranny possum's nest on her head.
Xtina shot this ad for Macy's 150th Birfday. They've been around for that long? That makes sense since I've been in some that haven't been renovated for at least 100 years. Tranny Clown's photo will be displayed in Macy's stores nationwide.
You know this bitch thinks she looks like Scarlett O'Hara. Scarlett O'Scara is more like it.
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Goodnight Dreamy.
On topic: Dreamy IS on topic for this post.
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Have a great night everyone! I'm off! :0)
Oh to celebrate Xtina being the last post... :0)
Christina Aguilera - I Will Be
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yas-kiVrEK8
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥
Last Xtina sighting - July 20th 2008
"Just Got Fucked Hair" Barbie
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
I don't care if she is a tranny mess, she can belt my tune any day.
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She be looking like a gigantic red cabbage.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 30, 2008 - 8:59pm.
Nite whores...
And dismember...er, I mean, remember, folks...
If you are fug, paint over the fug, but if you are not fug, give your fug paint to the less fortunate, k?
Learn from Xtina...no hoggy the fug paint.
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Nite, Tigerlily!
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Nite whores...
And dismember...er, I mean, remember, folks...
If you are fug, paint over the fug, but if you are not fug, give your fug paint to the less fortunate, k?
Learn from Xtina...no hoggy the fug paint. There's too many fugly assed frog faced whores that need that shit...Give and give from the bottom of your hearts...or stomachs-- from having to see unpainted bare nekkid fug, cuz that shit'll bring some breakfast burrito's up and but fast...just sayin'...Do the right thing...
Nite sluts...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
too bad she didnt have flower allergies.
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it's a fuckin jungle out there
I think she looks absolutely stunning
I actually like the picture (sans her top), but who the fuck did the editing? Do we really need to see eight feet of painted gray floorboards? It would have looked better if you just saw her with all of the flowers. Although I keep expecting the huge wall of flowers to just swallow her up like in some horror movie...
"Submitted by luckycharms on July 30, 2008 - 6:47pm."
I would wear this to the grocery store or to take the trash out. I'd leave the flowers at home, unless I'm going to Blockbuster and want to class it up.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
I know that if I see that picture of Chris in Macys all Im going to be thinking is Tranny Clown, thanks MK.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on July 30, 2008 - 7:42pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 30, 2008 - 5:31pm.
Submitted by Grace Disful on July 30, 2008 - 7:12pm.
She's even carrying the flowers like a she's about to thrash someone with them.
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Meh, ain't no umbrella...ella...ella..ella...eh...eh...eh..
No one got nothin' on a bald manic Shitney weilding an umbrella...ella...Ok, I put an end to the Rhianna echo RIGHT NOW...its annoying...oying...oying...oying...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
The only use I would have for that outfit is to get really drunk and spend the day sashaying around my house in it, playing pretty little princess. You are never too old for that.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 30, 2008 - 5:31pm.
Submitted by Grace Disful on July 30, 2008 - 7:12pm.
She's even carrying the flowers like a she's about to thrash someone with them.
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Submitted by Grace Disful on July 30, 2008 - 7:38pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 30, 2008 - 7:31pm.
Good enough for me-- that's my new look for the summer!
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In a word- HWAT!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 30, 2008 - 7:31pm.
Good enough for me-- that's my new look for the summer!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
@ Mr. President & tonicbitch - You guys are soo sweet! ((hugs both))
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥
Last Xtina sighting - July 20th 2008
Sheeps,
Shut your sarcastic man-trap!
From the ProstiPromQueen Collection.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Sorry that outfit is awesome and she looks fabulous. You may hate her but that is an amazing advertisement.
Not flowery enough.
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."
I agree that you shouldn't be able to see her bra, but I am even more over the Hanes T-Shirt on top paired with wedding dress bottoms.
Sharon Stone did it 15 years ago, it was passable at the time, and now it just looks retarded. Would using a nicer material have killed them??
Submitted by Grace Disful on July 30, 2008 - 7:12pm.
Is she wearing a wifebeater with a nursing bra?!
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Um, yeah, and she TOTALLY came up with that look before Shitney, just like Timberlame TOTALLY came up with that trucker hat look before AssTon...
Okaaaaaaaaay?
Mm'mm...your welcome...;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
mike,
I'm doing a painting of a dragonfruit right now, and they're really good looking! But I won't get to taste it because it's going bad. Not so tasty?
I absolutely LOVE the color of that skirt and those roses; only CA could pull off something like that. It's nice to see her with another shade of lipstick other than that awful red, but it would be nice to see her a little more natural looking. It must be hard to keep up that look all the time.
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Mr. President I overheard someone talking about Xtina the other day and I thought of DAE too.
Actually I think she looks really good here. She's always over the top so it doesnt bother me much.
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I think she looks pretty but the hair has to be toned way down.
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Laissez le bons temps rouler!
You know you've been on Dlisted too long when... you hear an Xtina song and think of Dreamy. I did that the other day.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Is she wearing a wifebeater with a nursing bra?!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
I like the composition of the ad, and she looks good aside from the kabuki-style make-up.
Off topic: I bought a dragonfruit today, and disappointingly, it's borderline insipid.
I like it. Very feminine, and the hair is sexy, yet edgy, tousled like that. Good show, Xtina.
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I freakin love the outfit and i love christina but her hair? it looks like someone dipped her head in twinkie cake mix!
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UGH, I hate that you can see her bra. Tackorama!
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I love twinks! ;)
XTina is way cuter as a brunette. She should ditch the blond for good and tone down the makeup.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
despite the layers of trannylicious make-up...
she does look fabulously pretty!
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Such a talent but the hair and makeup got to go. Shauna Sand looks more natural these days.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
and that girl can belt out a note.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 31, 2008 - 12:36am.
DAE,
I had seen you avie and I thought you had bought a Barbie doll, dressed it up like Xtina and took a picture of it. Oh my dog, i am getting old...lol.
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I don't have any Barbies. I used to behead them. Fun. Moving on...that is a good idea though...hmm....
I've already complained about this on fansies...ned HQ pic and/or a shot that shows her more clearly & she's not in the background so much.
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥
Last Xtina sighting - July 20th 2008
She’s like a trashy Cinderella.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Troll doll hair.
as much as she annoys me, I actually think CA is really pretty, she just refuses to let anybody see it. The few pics of her with very little makeup, she is very pretty, but she must have some kind of facial dysmorphia because she seems like she doesn't feel pretty unless she is completely hidden behind, like another poster said, a mask
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You know she's standing on about four telephone books under that dress...
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Not really a fan, but I can't hate on this pic. I like the lipstick and skirt. Her hair may fall out if she keeps bleaching it. Honestly, I think the pic would look a lot better if she were brunette. I don't have Photoshop, so I really don't know if my suspicions are correct.
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Swiggity switch it up!
Yeah...now that i really look at it...her hair style does NOT go with the picture very well. Its too mussed up and needs to be softer. I agree that she could use some low-lights...that bright yellow-white she wears is a bit tired.
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Submitted by Always Sunny on July 31, 2008 - 12:31am.
DreamyAguileraEyes, you seem like the most normal fanatic I've seen on the web. You never get mad when people say mean things about your obsession. Very cool!
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Thank you! I try (really hard) to ignore the negative & focus on the positive I found a better way of dealing with the negativity - go to cmm (a fansite), download a ton of old Xtina intreviews - & bask in the cuteness of Xtina.
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥
Last Xtina sighting - July 20th 2008
That dress gives her a uniboob. That's rarely a good thing.
She isn't ugly, but neither is she beautiful enough to model elegant clothes. Sort of a Mischa Barton situation.
Aside from that, though, I think that Christina has lost her trendiness among younger listeners, and among her older fans, many have either changed their musical tastes or otherwise aren't going to buy a product based on whether or not Christina endorses it.
However I can picture younger girls (and even the stupider among adult women) buying something that Fergie or Gwen Stefani pushes, which is ironic considering that both Fergie and Gwen Stefani are much older than Xtina and possess somewhat more questionable bonifides of talent.
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i bet you could still smell the stench of her makeup through all the flowers
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