Wednesday, July 30th 2008
The Photoshop Awards: Xtina For Macy's
This gets a Photoshop Award because I'm convinced that Tranny Clown was wearing her signature red grease on her lips during the shoot. That bitch doesn't leave home without it on. The Photoshop whores changed her lipstick color and also toned down her usual shade of dehydrated diarrhea. Hey, at least they kept the tranny possum's nest on her head.
Xtina shot this ad for Macy's 150th Birfday. They've been around for that long? That makes sense since I've been in some that haven't been renovated for at least 100 years. Tranny Clown's photo will be displayed in Macy's stores nationwide.
You know this bitch thinks she looks like Scarlett O'Hara. Scarlett O'Scara is more like it.
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That skirt is gorgeous, but I can't imagine where the adverage person would wear it to.
No need to see your damn bra xtina...we KNOW your chi chi's are ginormous!
As for that dress...hoop skirts will NEVER come back!!!!!!!
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Oh my gosh I love Scarlett O'Hara. Fabulous.
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I don't like the urine-colored hair, but otherwise, beautiful!
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DAE,
I had seen you avie and I thought you had bought a Barbie doll, dressed it up like Xtina and took a picture of it. Oh my dog, i am getting old...lol.
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NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT THIS SKANK!!!
HOT mess-- the hair looks like a halloween wig.
Macy's will have 50 of these dresses on the rack in every store.
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This picture is craptastic. First of all, I can see her bra. That as well as the fact her hair matches the color of those flowers in the background. What the hell is that fuschia part of the "dress" made of? It looks like the texture of a garbage bag.
bitch wishes she was this tall....photoshop indeed......
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Other celebs doing shoots for Macy's 150th bday:
"Stars including Christina Aguilera, Donald Trump, Martha Stewart, Tommy Hilfiger and Calvin Klein all posted for famed Rolling Stone photographer Mark Seliger for a series of commemorative photos to mark the occasion..."
"...Jessica Simpson was in New York last week shooting a holiday commercial for the department store chain...."
http://www.accesshollywood.com/article/10589/first-look-christina-aguile...
http://uk.eonline.com/uberblog/b148429_christina_aguilera_looks_magical_...
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Last Xtina sighting - July 20th 2008
Love the flowers in the background, v. pretty! Don't like the dress, don't like the hair.
DreamyAguileraEyes, you seem like the most normal fanatic I've seen on the web. You never get mad when people say mean things about your obsession. Very cool!
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I think she looks good here. Kinda digging the shirt.
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i fuckin HATE macy's!!!
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I have to say, the commercials Macy's does with their celbrities are really cute.
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease - ...What I do not love is the bestforms built in bra camisole that she has under the dress. If it is supposed to look like that, it looks tacky..."
Agreed. And her hair has never looked more like summer carnival busted cotton candy.
Could they photoshop that bleached out yellow ass cotton candyesque mess she wears on her head? I mean LOW-LIGHT your shit Xtina. You are not Marilyn Monroe! Lose that fantasy. It's not working...And that grease paint you wear on your face should be reserved for Tori Spelling...I'm a big advocate of painting your fug...Xtina is no great beauty, but she don't have that much fug to paint...Hand the grease paint over to those in need (Tori), low light your shit, lose some cc's in those stripper implants, and you'll be a better semi-talented whore for it....
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That ad is fantastic. And I'm usually a cynical bitch.
she looks like a damned bob mackie barbie
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on July 31, 2008 - 12:18am.
aaah now I know what is in DAE's avie!
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You see? obsessed fans, get the pics first! lmao.
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Last Xtina sighting - July 20th 2008
Christina and Jessucka, two tranny clowns. I guess Macy's just doesn't like people born female.
Submitted by stake_spike on July 31, 2008 - 12:21am.
Why is she the face of Macy's anyway?
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Part of the reason is because Macy's going to sell, Christina's new perfume, Inspire (comes out Sep 8th!!) in their stores.
Part of the reason is because they asked a munch of Fame whores (I can drag up a list - It includes Jessica Simpson, btw) to do a big happy birthday thing.
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Last Xtina sighting - July 20th 2008
totally hot.
I love that dress, love that lip color on her. What I do not love is the bestforms built in bra camisole that she has under the dress. If it is supposed to look like that, it looks tacky, IMO, and ruins a beautiful dress. That hair is wrecked tho.
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she still looks like a dude
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They made her look like a Barbie doll
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XTINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Last Xtina sighting - July 20th 2008
The amount of make-up she wears is disgusting. What you are looking at is essentially a mask.
I like that wine berry lip color on her, doesn't make her look as trashy. But yeah you can tell it was photoshopped, it's the same color as her dress.
Why is she the face of Macy's anyway?
Somewhere in NY, someone is missing a maroon floral bedspread.
I hate the hair, other than that, it's not any worse than any other ad campaign with a Celeb.
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not classy enough for macy's!
that looks like a cheap wig on her head...
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
aaah now I know what is in DAE's avie!
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