Thursday, July 31st 2008

Guy Ritchie Thinks Sugar Is Evil

Vadge's new album is called "Hard Candy," but Guy Ritchie thinks sugar kills and is the root of all evil!

This insane bitch said, "Sugar kills. Think of the calories in sugar. Fat kills more people than anything else. Sugar is responsible for a lot of deaths, arguably more than crack cocaine" Cut to Pete Doherty and Amy Wino shaking their heads and saying, "See, we told ya."

You see what eating Vadge's toxic vag does to a bitch? He's talking crazy! Sugar, next to dick, is the most beautiful thing in the world. I say this as a take a fat bite into a glazed donut. Take that, Guy! I'm thinking of rubbing one of those glazed donuts all over my no-no hole later. That's how much I love sugar! I want to have its babies!

Guy needs to get double dicked by a couple of candy canes while a bag of marshmallows dumps their loads all over his face. And you know what? He'd swallow every drop of their marshmallow jizz.

Seriously though, he's totally taking a jab at Vadge.

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Khensu Hetep's picture

Can we say smug?

Let's face it, here. Being fat isn't hot. Due to personal negliegence I gained a lot of weight, and now I'm miserable.

On the other hand, equally as fucking annoying as the fake smiles masquing the self-loathing and bitterness are smug, neurotic fucktards like Guy Richie.

Obesity's a huge problem, but Guy Ritchie types don't care. They're in on it for the relentless harping on other people, and most likely for the wrong reasons. You don't eat sugar. Good for you. Want a gold medal?

And sugar exists in other places than America and longer than obesity has been a bitch. Not this many people were obese before, and while too much sugar (or almost anything for that matter) will fatten you up, I think it's the inactivity and lack of self control that's contributing to the epidemic.

A 4500 calorie a day diet and sedentary lifestyle will make you fat as I can tell ANYONE. Shit, I didn't realize how much I was hurting myself until recently. It's apparent to me that this nutcase wants to feel all superior by preaching.

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He's probably right if you're talking about the U.S.

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rosscosoultrain's picture

i cut out sugar for a year..just ate fruit. and changed over to whole wheat bread and no ranch...lost 100 pounds, and i did just a little workouts..no gym. i swear.

He's a Virgo, she's a Leo it'll never last. She has a temper and a type A personality. Virgo's hate that shit.

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It is pretty much true about sugar being bad for you. Sugar can suppress your immune system and can cause you to become hypoglycemic or even get diabetes.

I ate sugar my entire childhood and my early 20's (now 29) and now I've developed hypoglycemia. I shake when i eat anything with sugar and when i don't eat anything i shake. I ate salads, lots of protein, healthy food, water, vitamins and even exercised but could not lose any weight because i wold have my coffee with sugar. Then when i was diagnosed with hypoglycemia I was told NO SUGAR! so, I cut out all sugar from my diet and lost 15 lb in 2 months. I am fit and feel so much better. Oh and I don't shake anymore.

fionalicious's picture

hahahahahhaahahahh ....que mariconsito es ese Girl Ritchie!

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Too funny to be true.
But seriously Jorge, dump the witch bitch before u're sorry!

Aunt Bea's picture

Seeing Vadge with her legs spread open is evil, poisonious and downright disturbing

Thats one of my all time favorite Madonna pictures, all the details are just right. Not to mention I love that expression on her face. Madonna lives in the realm of extacy.

cheesemissile's picture

actually he's somewhat right. Fat is good for you (depends on type and amount) but sugar almost ALWAYS spikes the insulin too high and overworks your pancreas. Any sugar you don't burn off is converted into fat, often in the belly.

Sugar ages you. The right kind of fat gives you that youthful look.

(currently studying nutrition)

happyface's picture

Capitanne-
I'm totally with you. I used to love Madonna once upon a virginal time.

Guy Ritchie - Sugar is fat free you idiot. It's the people who don't use up the sugar that get fat. Sugar is not making people fat, people are making themselves fat.

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Mr. Mercury's picture

Ugh. You just can't look at that picture of Vadge's crotch without thinking of all the things that went in and never came out. I'm positive that's where all my missing socks are.

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

letinstar's picture

vadge had guy's balls removed and attached to herself and now she can't stop showing them off...
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Submitted by Capitanne on July 31, 2008 - 11:03am.
Why is she still annoying me after 30 years?

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parissucksliterally's picture

what?

Guy, shut up.

mike, you are right- high fructose corn syrup is poison...

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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Gee, Guy, tell me more!

*Batting eyelashes while feigning interest*

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lizardo911's picture

I am really continuing to hate Madonna. And I used to like her. She really needs to close her legs up. It's okay if you are young and cute, but she ain't either of those things. And you know there are gray pubes growing between those half a century old legs of hers.

WTFOMGLOL's picture

She's 20+ years too old to pose like that anymore.

never mind that that cover is totally photoshopped to shit.

this is a sad joke. it ain't 1984 anymore and you're not 20.

Hysteria's picture

more publicity...

Capitanne's picture

Is anyone else tired of Vadge? Two years ago she was Beatrix Potter, English accent and Laura Ashley dresses included. Then she became Esther the rabbinical student. Now she's back to her true self - a dried up, tranny slut - who only ever appealed to self-loathing, middle school future sluts and trannies. She can't sing, the songs she buys are shit, she's unatractive, manly and the epitome of vulgarity. Why is she still annoying me after 30 years?

Deb's picture

Wow, Madonna's longevity is amazing. It's hard to believe that it was over 20 years ago when she first irritated the shit out of me. And over the decades, with every new image shift, she continues to do the same.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

She is smoking hot. Saw her sexy photos on a celeb and millionaire dating called 【W e a l t h y L o v e s.com】. Don't know if it is still out there. The rumor says that site holds lots of celebrities profiles. Charlie Sheen found his love on that site last May Too.

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Nast.
it should be called "Desperately Seeking My Dignity"

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phoenix62's picture

Submitted by Spoiled on July 31, 2008 - 8:38am.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop snorting Pixy Stix..
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Too funny!!
Granted, too much of anything is bad for you...sugar, fat, etc. They have a point in that we have an epidemic of obesity (me being one of the problems) and perhaps people like me (obese) need to do something about it.

However, anorexia and working out constantly can't be too healthy for you either. From what I saw on the Comcast home page (there was a pic of Madonna looking like a skeleton)she's got some major problems with an eating disorder.

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Granny Clampett's picture

Madonna looks like she might have a hard-on in that picture...

Sheeps's picture

That's why Amy needs to stay away from those iced lollies when she's high on crack.

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letinstar's picture

the dumbing down of guy ritchie by madonna is now complete...is guy even aware of how much of a eunuch he's become?

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angel_i's picture

He's right. Sugar addictions start almost at birth. I do believe it's the main reason people feel the need to continue to drink milk after childhood. Serious shit.

Madonna, however, is wrong. She is not Hard Candy. She's old candy. With sand on it.

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RJII's picture

I keep away from processed sugar.
But hubby needs to also drop the Vadge.
She seems like a major anal bitch who has aged ugly and looks like a mummy, not a wife.

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"Sugar is responsible for a lot of deaths, arguably more than crack cocaine".

He's absolutely wrong! I just tried snorting some, and it didn't do a darn thing for me.

Although, I feel a sugar rush coming...

Notoriousrem_22's picture

They both need to stfu and go away. I am so sick of Madonna I cant even begin to explain. And this is coming from someone who used to LOVE HER. She is fuckin offensive, vapid and lame all the shit I despise in people.

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TheBreakdown's picture

Madonna chopped his balls off half a decade ago and this is the best tantrum he can muster?

'Snatch' is what he's sporting these days.

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Alltheprettyones's picture

On Topic: Vadge looks harsh.

Off Topic: Princess Chunk the 44lb pussy is a HE.
His real name is "Powder" and he belonged to an old lady whose house was forclosed on and she gave him up for adoption. Tranny-Pussy is more entertaining than Vadge any day.

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MargeAggedon's picture

There's a picture. Whew. Speaking of "hard". As in hard to look at. Nice job covering half of the face though. And kudos to the person who photoshopped the steroid arms and vein bulge.

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The Fly's picture

What the hell is going on with those two?

Actually, i don't care but they need to fuck off already.

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Am's picture

I can't stand extremist. Sugar is naturally in honey and fruit. Should we give those foods up?

I hope for his sake when he and Madonna get divorced, he gets her hand out of his ass and he gets his balls back.

Douche.
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Spoiled's picture

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop snorting Pixy Stix...

madam s.'s picture

Sugar IS awful, but not as bad as being married to that vapid, attention-whoring dingbat and handing your career and dignity over in the process.

islandgirl's picture

Guy Ritchie should keep his mouth closed and look pretty. And she really is ridiculous. Memo to Madge: There is really nothing wrong with ageing gracefully.

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Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Her crotch looks particularly smelly in that pic.
Like the gates to Hell.

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

Vadge is kinda dried up like old corn syrup.

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Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

Submitted by mike on July 31, 2008 - 7:33am.
...high fructose corn syrup is the fucking semen of the devil.

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True. When that shit dries up you can't get it off of anything. Imagine what happens when it dries up inside your body...

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The C word's picture

I wonder if they'll adopt a fat kid next.

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mike's picture

Well, he's overstating the case, but processed sugar really needs to be consumed in moderation, and high fructose corn syrup is the fucking semen of the devil.

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