You Gotta Start Somewhere
First of all, there's that choker again..... That thing makes me want to vomit poop, which is totally possible, but we'll save that story for another day. Or not. So! White Oprah is apparently livid after finding out that her 14-year-old (going on 45-year-old) daughter unwittingly auditioned for a well-known porn director.
On Sunday night's episode of the caca fiesta known as "Living Lohan," Ali gave a shit ass audition for the movie "Troll." One of the dudes she read for was Peter Davy, an award-winning porn director. TMZ reports that he's directed such porn hits as "Breast Wishes 14," "Bun Busters 12" and "Voodoo Lust." Ooooh, that last one sounds like a real hand jerker.
White Oprah claims she had no idea about Peter's past. Her rep (probably Nana Lohan) told UsWeekly, “Ali obviously had no idea about Davy’s past. If she did know, she never would have auditioned for him.” You see how the rep said ALI had no idea. I mean, you know White Oprah knew what was going on. Bitch probably worked with him once.
Even though Ali's audition made my TV turn off, she still got the role. Seriously, my TV really turned off while I was watching it. Ali only got the role because White Oprah sat on Peter's face and agreed to star in "Bun Busters 13."
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Submitted by madam s. on July 31, 2008 - 8:14am.
I give it ten years before she's doing adult films.
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You're being generous. I was thinking five.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
On a side note, I LOVED the movie Troll. It was chock full o'cheese, horror, and fantasy and had a great cast including Sonny Bono and Julia Louis-Dreyfus (sp?). Ahh, the 80's were a great decade for horror.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
She needs to practice on the pole a little more before she can graduate to porn. Maybe then, she can star in a remake of "Weapons of Ass Destruction".
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I hate those retarded blue contacts she's desperately still trying to pull off.
I think it's so disgusting that White HOprah took this little wench-devil OUT OF SCHOOL, just enabling her ongoing ignorance and basically fast-tracking her into the porn industry. I give it ten years before she's doing adult films.
I heard this two nights ago on TMZ...MK, you're leaving a snail trail!
I call bullshit on White Oprah not knowing the dude is a porn director--she's probably auditioned for him herself, a few times.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
nothing shocking here...white oprah is just ensuring all avenues of ali's talents are explored...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
She's a really unfortunate looking little hag.
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