Suck On This!
The month of July is all about mammals getting together, sucking chichis and drinking milk. First there was the pussy and the red panda. Now here's the golden retriever and the tiger cubs. See! Pussies and doggies can get along.
The tiger cubs were born Sunday at a zoo in Kansas, but their skank of a mommy immediately turned her slutty back on her own pussies. This is what happened to the baby red panda too! This is what Brit Brit's influence has done! Animals everywhere think they pop out a bunch of kids and then go and live the high life. Stupid sluts.
Of course, the tiger cubs were hungry, so Isabella the dog stepped in to help. She had just weaned her own puppies, so she had the milk to give. Some important ho who works at the zoo told AP, "The timing couldn't have been any better." He went on to say that Isabella not only feeds them, but she also cleans and cuddles them.
Click here to see the video of the lazy tiger mommy acting like a shameless whore while Isabella takes care of her kids! Shame on that big pussy!
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So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
vanyvrgs on July 31, 2008 - 2:40pm
omg and awwwww.
To me, those are the real heroes, people who give up everything and give more back than any celebufuck-photo op-hwore can preach about.
Ok, now I'm sad.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 31, 2008 - 1:07pm.
vanyvrgs on July 31, 2008 - 1:32pm
Are you thinking of "Born Free"?
GWAD, I bawled at the end of that....
Nop, I just did a bit of research. Actually Born Free is a movie about a little cub named Elsa who was reintroduced by Joy And George Adamson. The movie am talking about is a documentary called Christian the Lion (of all things) and has Mr. George Adamson and Joy introducing Christian the lion who was raised by humans in a flat in London to the wild. His human owners came to visit the lion twice, once in 1971 and 1974 and the Lion, living with his pride, free in the wild, behaved like a dog happy to see his owners come home. I want to see the movie (Born Free) and the documentary since the You tube of Christian makes me cry every time.
George and Joy Adamson interstingly enough were both murdered while in the jungle doing the work they loved, protecting lions from poachers. George by a Poacher and Joy by one of her own helpers. Sad.
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vanyvrgs on July 31, 2008 - 1:32pm
Are you thinking of "Born Free"?
GWAD, I bawled at the end of that....
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
that tiger slut mom couldn't be bothered! she's so over the whole pregnancy, motherly instinct shyt .. maybe these animals are going through that post-partum depression that these human sluts go through *shrugging*
Submitted by happyface on July 31, 2008 - 12:23pm.
Princess Claire-
Yeah, I can't watch youtube from the office but am assuming is the Christian the Lion video. I cry every time I see it (even though I could live without having to hear Witney Houston everytime).
There is an actual movie about this, name escapes me at the moment but it is the documentary in the 1970's of the lion's reintroduction to the wild.
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Princess Claire-
Dayum, that video was touching.
Team Dog.
Submitted by oklahoma on July 31, 2008 - 6:23am.
LOL... wass' Sappening?
awwwww!!! that is so friken adorable! =]
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sweet pup! goldens are the best!
RIP Nessie, my favorite golden ever! she looked just like that ;)
someone was talking about christian the lion - i literally cried when i saw that video! so touching
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XIC9SYp6cc
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PS. That tiger's like the J.Lo of the animal kingdom.
LOL! You can see it in her eyes.
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Miss American Dream.
They have zoos dedicated to this shit in Japan. I'm not sure if I hate it or love it. It's just too much bizzareness.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Frappbloat- I think you are wrong about white tigers being imbred. White coats is a recessive trait. Wikipedia even says "it is a myth that white tigers did not thrive in the wild".
I think it is totally cute. New mothers will often care for any baby animal; it is a very well documented phenominen.
OT: I saw Criss Angel in person last night "escaping" the imploding SpyGlass on Clearwater Beach. I must honestly say, it was the most fake and cheesiest stunt I have ever seen. The way he billed the stunt, he was supposed to be air lifted away right before the motel imploded. Ya right. The helicopter left, the building fell, but he walked out of the rubble. It is abundantely obvious he had a secret shoot to the bottom or somehow, rapidly, shimmied down the side of the motel.
awww! i love the animal stories MK!
thanks frappbloat for the info, i had no idea.
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sweet sweet sweet Isabella, those kittehs are so lucky.meowwoofmeow :)
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 31, 2008 - 10:09am.
I watched a show on cable, can't remember which channel, it was about the tiger park in SanDiego? and the story of the handlers and their relationship with the tigers.
They got to take the cubs home while they were little and fed them, bathed them, etc...
Took them on their first walk through the park, it was really cool.
First time in water, OMG, too funny.
Anyway, by the end each handler had developed a beautiful partnership with their respective tiger, head butts, cuddles, the whole nine.
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Did you get to see the story/see the video of Christian the Lion? That makes me cry every single time. ____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
That dog needs to be HOT SLUT OF THE WEEK.
cute as these bay-bees are... keep this in mind...
white tigers are not a wild subspecies. nor are they even capable of living in the wild. they are a man-made monstrosity of inbreeding and even though these cubs are cute, a great many more young white tigers are born with deformities or are stillborn upon death. the only reason they are being bred is to entice people to visit the zoos and sanctuaries that house them. they are the unknowing "media money-makers' of the exotic big cat world.
please learn more here:
http://www.bigcatrescue.org/cats/wild/white_tigers.htm
and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VnvjGInpzs
I watched a show on cable, can't remember which channel, it was about the tiger park in SanDiego? and the story of the handlers and their relationship with the tigers.
They got to take the cubs home while they were little and fed them, bathed them, etc...
Took them on their first walk through the park, it was really cool.
First time in water, OMG, too funny.
Anyway, by the end each handler had developed a beautiful partnership with their respective tiger, head butts, cuddles, the whole nine.
I hope if anything that these little ones get that kind of chance.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
severe inbreeding is the ONLY way white tigers come about, as they are not a real breed at all.
the sad truth about white tigers :(
http://www.bigcatrescue.org/cats/wild/white_tigers.htm
Awwwwwwwwww!
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Dick happens! - MK
why are all these hussies turning their backs on their spawns...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
Submitted by KD on July 31, 2008 - 9:59am.
Beverly- I actually had a cat that drooled when you pet her. (Before I developed allergies to cats.)
I hope they spay that tiger momma. or do they not do that to wild animals?
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No spaying! They're already on the endangered list...
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
I hope these little guys make it =( I cant hate on the tiger momma, her instincts are probably all effed up. But if I see her down at the local starbux flashing the paps I will quickly change my mind.
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Beverly- I actually had a cat that drooled when you pet her. (Before I developed allergies to cats.)
I hope they spay that tiger momma. or do they not do that to wild animals?
Maybe St.Angerlina put a spell all them,qiuck get the anti potion a moist wash cloth from Jen's house.The DNA alone will save these poor creatures
you know it's jam packed with Grecian oils and Mayo juice.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Birth mom seems to have a post-natal depression, or is it just the summer swelter.
thats so cute and the fat cat mama looks as high as wino on a good day
THIS IS MY WORLD YALL HOS JUST LIVE IN IT
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Isabella looks like she's having second thoughts to me.
I have a male golden and he is so sweet. Mostly obedient, but a little hyper-active yet. He just turned one a couple months ago.
I like cats, but I like breathing better. (I'm allergic and they make my lungs close up, or something crazy like that.)
OMG - how cuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttteeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥
Last Xtina sighting - July 20th 2008
Damn you Brit Brit!!! All your fellow animals are following in you paw prints!!! BAD PUSSY!!!
GOOD DOGGY!!
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Fucking lazy ass momma. The babies are too kyoote, but they scream something terrible!
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Submitted by BrownHankyWithW... on July 31, 2008 - 9:25am.
Golden retrievers are just the sweetest dogs. I'm adopting one within the next couple of weeks. I don't need nursing, though a few shots in the coffee might be nice.
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I've got two goldens! Sweetest dogs ever, although the younger one is a spastic hellion.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
This is touching yet sad. Maybe if motherfuckers stopped hunting these beautiful animals for no reason they would not be stuck in captivity. It sucks that zoo's are now the only way these beautiful exotic creatures can survive. The human race pretty much sucks, anything we touch turns to trash, death, war or hate. Its fuckin depressing, guess thats why I choose to run with the animals, people are overrated.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
Dogs rule and cats drool. Not really, my two cats never drool and my two dogs drool more than them. But if I needed to depend on my cats to feed me, I would starve. My dogs would give me food in a second because they are people pleasers. The cats don't give a rats ass. That's why a dog is nursing tiger cubs.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
Maybe scientists/animal behaviorists can name this The Spears Phenomenon.
Hopefully, these won't die as well.
Keeping animals in captivity screws with their psyche. So am not surprised about all these rejections.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
the 2 panda cubs died so there must be a reason the Mommy panda abandoned those cubs.
There are things we do not understand about other animals.
I watched the clip and shot latte onto my screen when "some important ho from the zoo" said that the mother tiger just doesn't get it, after the first night her interest began dwindling. That lazy tiger mommy is the Britney Spears of the cat world.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Golden retrievers are just the sweetest dogs. I'm adopting one within the next couple of weeks. I don't need nursing, though a few shots in the coffee might be nice.
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Good doggie!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
AWWWWWW!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
That is a beautiful doggy.. I want to cuddle it to, only if I can suck on its teets.. long legs!
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Submitted by Madam Pince on July 31, 2008 - 10:19am.
This sums up why I'm a dog person.
I'm pretty much equally a dog/cat person. They both have their strengths. I'm actually into all animals, except horses. For some reason they leave me cold.
That's really amazing.
Please don't kill these little guys off too!
MK Did you Mother cut you off too soon?
Because I see a pattern here.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
WOW, AWESOME. And THIS is why I love animals more than most people. You ROCK, Isabella!
Aww, that's awesome :D