Suck On This!
The month of July is all about mammals getting together, sucking chichis and drinking milk. First there was the pussy and the red panda. Now here's the golden retriever and the tiger cubs. See! Pussies and doggies can get along.
The tiger cubs were born Sunday at a zoo in Kansas, but their skank of a mommy immediately turned her slutty back on her own pussies. This is what happened to the baby red panda too! This is what Brit Brit's influence has done! Animals everywhere think they pop out a bunch of kids and then go and live the high life. Stupid sluts.
Of course, the tiger cubs were hungry, so Isabella the dog stepped in to help. She had just weaned her own puppies, so she had the milk to give. Some important ho who works at the zoo told AP, "The timing couldn't have been any better." He went on to say that Isabella not only feeds them, but she also cleans and cuddles them.
Click here to see the video of the lazy tiger mommy acting like a shameless whore while Isabella takes care of her kids! Shame on that big pussy!
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Too frickin' cute! Who knew a golden retriver could be a wet nurse? And is it just me, or does there seem to be a plethora of pussies on DListed?
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Ok, these smooshy tear inducing from all the cuteness morning posts are almost too much.
Everyone together now:
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
This sums up why I'm a dog person.
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