Thursday, July 31st 2008
MK On The Left, Ash On The Right
Am I Right? I can only tell them apart because MK Olsen's eyes always look like they've just been doused with wet cocaine. Anytroll, here are the two covers for the Trollsen's new coffee table book "Influences." I shouldn't say "coffee table book." We're talking about the Olsens. I'll say "coke cutting table book" instead.
The book is out October 18th and will be filled with pictures and interviews with a bunch of dumb whores who have shaped their lives. I'm thinking it will be filled with pictures of various bridges, tree trunks, unicorns and an interview with the makers of Shrinky Dinks. Seriously, I'm convinced these trolls are really Shrinky Dinks.
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Influences...Let me guess Jack Daniels and Cocaine?
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
Yea, I think this picture proves that Ashley is the prettier less retarded one.
Who would fucking buy this book? Seriously! They were the ugly troll babies on Full House! What can they tell me about their lives that is remotely interesting?
Your Mom Ate th... on July 31, 2008 - 10:36am
LOL!
Wanna play some Connect Four? I'll get you with the diagonal play....
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Who cares about their influences?!?
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There are many people who, through no fault of their own, are sane. It's up to folks like you & me who are out of our tiny little minds to help these souls overcome their sanity.
One of the silliest wastes of paper ever.
Stick 'em in the oven and watch 'em shrink before your very eyes!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Shrinky Dinks!
OMG!
hahahahahahaha....
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
MK, pretty sure you got it right. It's sad that I know this, but Ashley has a more rounded nose. Plus, she's the one twin who doesn't look like she snorted away her soul.
Based on what they used to do in LA, I'd say their lives were heavily influenced by Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf.
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“Our coke dealer….our furrier….the homeless woman on the corner for her keen fashion sense…”
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Not relevant.
People who have shaped their lives? Like who, Uncle Joey? Pffft.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."