No, No, And No
"The Dark Knight" is the biggest movie in the history of cinema, so it's no surprise that there's already talk about a third Batman movie. Three names have already come up as possible villains for the third movie which doesn't have a title yet. They should just call it "You're Going To See This Shit No Matter What We Call It."
MTV UK reports that Johnny Depp, Saint Angelina and Phillip Seymour Hoffman are rumored to play The Riddler, Catwoman and The Penguin. Boooooring! You might think this is perfect casting, but I disagree. The producers need to give other hos a chance! This movie (if it happens) will make mountains of cash with or without big names.
Here is my plea to the producers:
International Supermodel - Phoebe Price IS The Riddler
The Empress of Lucite - Shauna Sand IS Catwoman
The Sexiest Gayelle in the World - Rojo Caliente IS The Penguin
Too perfect for fucking words. Amy Wino can film a cameo as Poison Ivy. They can change her name to Crackie Ivy. No costume or make-up required.
Swear to ME!
Funny how this craptastic rumor train starts rolling and you all believe this is possible.
There isn't even a thought as to how the next movie, if there ever is one, will play out. But people love to make shit up.....
For real news, if you are innerested....go to batmanonfilm.com
and...Katie Holmes would get re-hired before BB & TDK fans let Jolie anywhere near this franchise...
SHAUNA SANDS needs to be like this ELEGANT stripper who is so skinny Batman can't get a good grip on her as he tries to do battle with her. The Shauna emits deadly std smoke from her lucite heels or something...and she can have her whole posse of little flunkie strippers that do most of the fighting against Batman, until the final confrontation.
One of Shauna's other weapons (besides her blinding beauty) can also be a gun that shoots out poisonous Mystic Tan spray....ahahahahaha
PHOEBE PRICE can shoot out caustic chicken cutlets that stick and burn right through Batman's special suit of armor....ahahahahahaha
I want no A-List characters to drown the quality of the film. Dark Knight was a great movie because everyone is seeing it for the movie not the actors. Oh please, Johnny Depp and Angie will just ruin everything. They can do other movies but not this film, it should be left to other actors.
Submitted by peaches on July 31, 2008 - 5:21pm.
How about Daryl Hannah she was great in Kill Bill and Robert Downey Jr.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
I'm no Jim Carrey fan but I don't see anyone surpassing his crazy ass Riddler...
I could see Lucy Liu as Catwoman. I could actually see Angelina Jolie if she had to be in it as Harley Quinn, if she acted all crazy like she did in Girl, Interrupted. I will say about her and Brad, I like them best when they are crazy, like when Brad was in 12 Monkeys.
and of course Phoebe Price as Poison Ivy!
(I keed, I keed)
truthfully there are other villains in the Batverse and they should go explore them.
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Sounds like great casting ideas to me.
God I love Johnny Depp. I could just lick his face on my pc screen.
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on July 31, 2008 - 4:13pm.
so how many days into filming before whorealina tries to trap Jonny Depp or Christian Bale with her venus flytrap choca? They are just her type--successful, and involved in serious relationships.
I could totally see that with Christian Bale, have you seen him in American psycho?? he's definatly her kinda guy!!!
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Submitted by K2 on July 31, 2008 - 5:27pm.
I love Johnny, him and Jolie together on a personal level wouldn't work. First off, I think Depp is a family man, so I wouldn't be concerned about unfaithfulness on his part - she is a different story completely though. Considering how private he is, I think behind closed doors he probably passes judgement on how she uses her children to gain more attention. I'm sure he frowns upon that shit. Besides, he's never appeared to be a follower to me. He is NOT a brad pitt. He wouldn't cower to her.
Not only That, but Whore lina brought all the Paps with her by moving into the same French town as Johnny, He must want to ring hers and Brads Necks Right about now!! I sure hope he doesn't dissapoint us and bring his kids to the Jolie Pitts for play dates!!!
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La Pequena as La Catmujer!! or MujerCato or however you say that in Spanish! That I'd pay to see!
I agree with Mr. Dlisted. Corny casting all the way around.
Let's get some more obscure Batman characters or not make such obvious casting. What has made the Batman movies work is the non-conventional casting.
The Dark Knight hasn't beat Titanic yet...
Angelina won't be available. She will have 10 kids by then and will be busy making another D grade female assassin movie no one wants to see.
I love Johnny, him and Jolie together on a personal level wouldn't work. First off, I think Depp is a family man, so I wouldn't be concerned about unfaithfulness on his part - she is a different story completely though. Considering how private he is, I think behind closed doors he probably passes judgement on how she uses her children to gain more attention. I'm sure he frowns upon that shit. Besides, he's never appeared to be a follower to me. He is NOT a brad pitt. He wouldn't cower to her.
Just a thought : What about Demi Moore as catwoman?
I think Angelina would make a good catwoman she has the looks for it. But I'm scared Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie in the same movie.....Brad and Vanessa better watch out. I don't know..to me those two are just too strong of personality to be playing in a movie together. hehehehhe.
love the PSH rumor
Since Eckhart signed a two movie deal, isn't it reasonalbe to figure that two face will be back? I mean, how many damn villians do you need? Its going to be spiderman 3 again-too many villians means there is no actual plot, and makes it a sucky ass movie. Two face and Hoffman would be MORE than enough. And if they do a fourth film, they could recast the Joker role.
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How could you forget La Pequeña? A shoe-in for Harley Quinn, for sure!
In all seriousness, I'd love to see Philip Seymour Hoffman in the third Nolan Batman film!
so how many days into filming before whorealina tries to trap Jonny Depp or Christian Bale with her venus flytrap choca? They are just her type--successful, and involved in serious relationships.
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These cyberspamers are getting worse by the day! Yeesh!!
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Hell, I'd rather see fishsticks play catwoman then skeletalina
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He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
Johnny Depp and Phillip Seymour would be great as any of the Batman characters but Angelina Jolie? I'd rather see crazy ass Juliette Lewis or Dame Judy Dench as Catwoman.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 31, 2008 - 1:36pm.
Cameron Diaz could be villainess PuttyButtaFace.
I was thinking more along the lines of Zitgirl!!!!
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Submitted by K2 on July 31, 2008 - 1:41pm.
I think Michelle Pfeiffer is the better pick. Give the part to someone who is deserving!
As for Jolie, I thought that hypocritical asshole was going to be taking a year off to spend time with the 6 kids?! If I see her in this movie, I swear to God I hope she's never granted custody of another orphan! That bitch needs to mind her children. They have plenty of money to live off of. She's so afraid of falling off the papz radar and being forgotten about. She needs to constantly thrust herself into the spotlight, despite the well being of her family. Hate her.
Their should be a law made in california to prevent exploiting children under 8 yrs old and after that, the child must give consent. but they would have to figure out what is exploitation and what isn't. Putting an infant in a movie isn't so bad. But making deals with paps allowing them to photograph your kids for money!
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I LIKE THE CASTING YOU'VE DONE.
HOPEFULLY THEY CAN ALL DO THE THEME SONG TOGETHER!
(PP WON'T BE WEARING CHANEL, THATS FOR SURE.)
THATS MY DREAM.
MANDO
Okay if they have to do a catwoman it should be this girl: Yaya Decosta.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mtBs7p8YAY
Trust me she would make a fantastic catwoman and she has yet to break out in the big time. Hollywood, do I need to start my own casting company?
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NO, NO, and NOOOOOO to Charlize. She's a bit arrogant. Can't stand Charlize "Aeon Sux" Theron. My bet is
Jolie-Catwoman
Crispin Glover-Riddler
Paul Giamatti- Penguin.
Don't fuck with the Pfieffer! Why on earth they released Hally Berry in that film was beyond me.
Danny DeVito as the Penguin should also not be fucked with. Batman Forever & Batman & Robin... worst things to ever happen. That and Maggie G! Oh how I cheered out loud when... biggest mistake they made in an otherwise great film.
--thanks awfully--
Ha ha!!!!!!!!!! Now that sounds like a film I WOULD go and see.
Exquisite Lucite Heel Fan from Scotland
I think Michelle Pfeiffer is the better pick. Give the part to someone who is deserving!
As for Jolie, I thought that hypocritical asshole was going to be taking a year off to spend time with the 6 kids?! If I see her in this movie, I swear to God I hope she's never granted custody of another orphan! That bitch needs to mind her children. They have plenty of money to live off of. She's so afraid of falling off the papz radar and being forgotten about. She needs to constantly thrust herself into the spotlight, despite the well being of her family. Hate her.
Submitted by Drinksonme on July 31, 2008 - 1:33pm.
How about Cameron Diaz she proved she can do stunts in Charlies Angels.
Ohh HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NO!!!!
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Cameron Diaz could be villainess PuttyButtaFace.
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How about Cameron Diaz she proved she can do stunts in Charlies Angels.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
PSH and Johnny Depp sound like great choices for The Joker and the Riddler. I'm cringing at the thought of Jolie though. I can already see her chewing the scenery and sporting that awful the-count-from-Sesame-street accent she had in Alexander.
I'd love to see Angela Bassett as Catwoman but she might be too old for the role. Cate Blanchett springs to mind too, though I don't know if she could pull of the mix of sexy and crazy needed for the role.
Submitted by xxyxz on July 31, 2008 - 10:07am.
Thanx I can't remember where I got it but I thought it just fit Dlisted.Actually I was going to change it like Carrot Top does but now I guess it's OK!lol
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Submitted by peaches on July 31, 2008 - 12:14pm.
@callan
It's too bad Paul walker is considered a bad actor, because he'd be so hot as Captain America!
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I never thought about him, but you're right- he totally has the right look. But yeah, watching him act is like getting a colonoscopy.
@callan
It's too bad Paul walker is considered a bad actor, because he'd be so hot as Captain America!
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Submitted by Drinksonme on July 31, 2008 - 9:00am.
I like your avie
Submitted by peaches on July 31, 2008 - 11:56am.
Edward Norton could play the riddler, but I don't know if playing the hulk would be a conflict or not
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It probably would be... DC and Marvel are unlikely to share actors from their franchises. I heard that Marvel wants Aaron Eckhart for Captain America because he's got that square-jawed uber American look, but can't because he played Two-Face for DC.
PSH as the Penguin= AMAZING
Submitted by peaches on July 31, 2008 - 9:47am.
You can't honestly believe that St.Angerlina nures her children...maybe Brad if he doe not bitch at her,when her an James Haven go out an play.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc9w4b0M2mY
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Edward Norton could play the riddler, but I don't know if playing the hulk would be a conflict or not
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Can we please just hire Michelle Pfeiffer again for Catwoman??? That woman gets better looking as she ages. She would probably rock that catsuit harder than she did for Batman Returns.
I imagine every discussion amongst coked-out producers goes something like this:
"Who will we ever get to play this sultry vixen character in our movie?"
"How about Angelina Jolie? That would be a new type of character for her."
@drinksonme
St holie will probably be pregnant or nursing!hahaha!
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I agree with MK, NO, NO and NO! Very boring and obvious choices.
I also agree that Crispin Glover would be a perfect villain for a batman movie, he can be so fucking creepy, just saw him in a small role in Dead Man yesterday.
It has been suggested on few occasions on the discussion board for The Dark Knight that this guy, Joseph Gordon-Lewitt
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0330687/
could be a promising choice if the Joker is to be recast. I once tried to watch a bootleg version of the Brick but the sound was so bad that I gave up and I haven´t seen any other of his movies. But my fellow movie geeks on imdb claim that he´s a great actor and has showed that he´s able to portray dark characters convincingly and name these two movies, Mysterious Skin and Manic as examples. I´ve dl these movies but haven´t gotten around watching them yet, has any of you seen them? Plus he actually looks a bit like Heath Ledger. However, to me he seems a bit too young for the part, although he´s only 2 years younger than Heath was.
I see why Johnny says he steers clear of blockbusters. Because he owns the movies he's in, he wouldn't pay second fiddle to a bunch of other tagalongs.
I could see Hoffman, becuase he wouldn't break the hollybank the way Ange would try to. Besides she'll be pregnant in two more years.
@weenielover
The last movie I saw of hers in the theater was a mighty heart, but my dad kinda guilted me into it, because he said all Jewish people should see it. Anyways he payed for both tickets, so she and brad didn't get my money! But seriously I am completely turned of from going to any movie of hers or Brad's because of all their mediawhoring behavior!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 31, 2008 - 11:28am.
Yes, broom bristles and perhaps condiments? Fruit mould? Dust bunnies?
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Ooh, I don't know why I didn't think of this before: Moss for lizard tanks! I use that stuff for my gecko, Mr. Stitches. It clumps up and kinda looks like dark curly hair from a distance.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 31, 2008 - 12:23pm.
Hmmm...er...maybe the hairs from a nailbrush or a dustpan broom? One can cut up an old wig. That's a good question.
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Yes, broom bristles and perhaps condiments? Fruit mould? Dust bunnies?
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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.
Juillette Lewis is a good choice.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 31, 2008 - 11:16am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 31, 2008 - 11:59am.
That mess didn't even stand a chance with me.
And good morning to you as well, my darling merkin donner!
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Ok, hypothetically speaking, of one WANTED a merkin but did not particularly want to risk purchasing one over the internet, what could one use in terms of household products and supplies to create a merkin?
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Hmmm...er...maybe the hairs from a nailbrush or a dustpan broom? One can cut up an old wig. That's a good question.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Definitely Charlize Theron. She would freaking rock that part.
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