No, No, And No
"The Dark Knight" is the biggest movie in the history of cinema, so it's no surprise that there's already talk about a third Batman movie. Three names have already come up as possible villains for the third movie which doesn't have a title yet. They should just call it "You're Going To See This Shit No Matter What We Call It."
MTV UK reports that Johnny Depp, Saint Angelina and Phillip Seymour Hoffman are rumored to play The Riddler, Catwoman and The Penguin. Boooooring! You might think this is perfect casting, but I disagree. The producers need to give other hos a chance! This movie (if it happens) will make mountains of cash with or without big names.
Here is my plea to the producers:
International Supermodel - Phoebe Price IS The Riddler
The Empress of Lucite - Shauna Sand IS Catwoman
The Sexiest Gayelle in the World - Rojo Caliente IS The Penguin
Too perfect for fucking words. Amy Wino can film a cameo as Poison Ivy. They can change her name to Crackie Ivy. No costume or make-up required.
ShareThis
Submitted by peaches on July 31, 2008 - 9:15am.
I totally concur but what if Charlize is pregnant or nursing.Bingo instead of Johny why not Stewart
Townsend?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Remember people, at this point this is still just a rumor, and Angelina as Catwoman is quite an easy rumor to make up. I can see the part about Philip Seymore Hoffman being true though. He's a very interesting choice, because he's an actor, Not a celebrity!
-------------------------------------------------------------
*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Submitted by peaches on July 31, 2008 - 12:16pm.
They Sure as Hell Fuckin' could! Her name is Charlize Theron!!! There is no reason to just cast Angelina without at least auditioning between her and Charlize!!! Beacause you all know Charlize's audition would put St. Angelina to Shame!!!! She is a far better actress, and because she's not an attention whore she won't take away from the rest of the film either!!!
-------------------------
Angelina is going to ruin it. No question whatsoever. I hope she's too busy growing a litter in her diseased uterus to participate. Fuck her.
-------------------------
Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 31, 2008 - 11:59am.
That mess didn't even stand a chance with me.
And good morning to you as well, my darling merkin donner!
--------------------------
Ok, hypothetically speaking, of one WANTED a merkin but did not particularly want to risk purchasing one over the internet, what could one use in terms of household products and supplies to create a merkin?
-------------------------
Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.
i would not spend money or watch for free any movie that has skelatina in it...bitch needs to have a reality check and go back to the trailer park from which she crawled out of...
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 31, 2008 -
------------------------
They seriously can't find anyone better than Angelina?
They Sure as Hell Fuckin' could! Her name is Charlize Theron!!! There is no reason to just cast Angelina without at least auditioning between her and Charlize!!! Beacause you all know Charlize's audition would put St. Angelina to Shame!!!! She is a far better actress, and because she's not an attention whore she won't take away from the rest of the film either!!!
-------------------------------------------------------------
*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Johnny Depp has already said he will only do movies that his kids can watch. If this next Batman is as dark as Dark Night, I cannot see him signing on.
Plus he's also been quoted as saying that he tries to stear clear of "blockbusters".
I don't see him in this at all.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 31, 2008 -
Back before the paparazzi turned into a bunch of vampiric vultures, big-name Hollywood actors could actually keep their private lives private. It's one thing if you're purposely seeking the attention; It's another when you fulfill your job and now all you want left is to be left alone. Johnny Depp's a great actor and he's extremely handsome and popular so it's only normal that he would get unwanted attention. Some actors are very good at their profession and don't want to waste it, so that's a risk they have to take
ITA! Russell Crowe is exactly like that also. He was always getting into fights with Paps and had such a bad temper, because he just wanted to do his Job as an actor, not Be a celebrity. The whole Meg Ryan thing was not a publicity stunt on his behalf, I don't think he thought of that at the time. This was a case where the affair just kinda happened, and he wasn't like Angelina, just deliberatly going after someone's spouse! I used to even think that about Angelina, but now I think she did it as a psychological revenge thing, against the Blonde cheerleeder girls who made fun of her in HS!
-------------------------------------------------------------
*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Submitted by Clarisse on July 31, 2008 - 11:58am.
LCT,
Michelle Pfeiffer OWNED Catwoman!
------------------------
Damn right she did. Hell, I would have tried to do sexy times with her in that Catsuit and I don't ride the Pink Taco Train. They seriously can't find anyone better than Angelina? Fuck, America Ferrera would make a better Catwoman than that dumb slut.
-------------------------
Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 31, 2008 - 12:07pm.
Damn skippy! She DID!
I just can't see Johnny Depp doing this. Nope, just can't. But, I agree with But.Seriously.Folks - if he did it, he would steal every scene.
Your Mom Ate th... on July 31, 2008 - 12:04pm
Exactly.
JD gets mad respect from me because he basically lives with his family in ONE place and in a remote location.
His only fame whoring is basically showing up for the premieres and award shows.
That's it.
No shots of him schleping through the shopping district, etc...
He doesn't even watch his own movies.
/\
Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Euphoria on July 31, 2008 - 9:02am.
So true, you ain't whistlin' Dixie. She rocked the Catwoman character and the suit. MEEEEOOWWWW!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
And more than that she captured prefectly Catwoman's repressed sexuality and longing for a lifestyle she has been denied.
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
Submitted by jwormyk on July 31, 2008 - 10:58am.
Who would become a huge block buster actor when they don't like attention and act like they are shy. All actors are attention whores, and then try to to act like they aren't when they become famous. You wouldn't even consider they profession unless you wanted admiration by the masses.
----------------------------
Back before the paparazzi turned into a bunch of vampiric vultures, big-name Hollywood actors could actually keep their private lives private. It's one thing if you're purposely seeking the attention; It's another when you fulfill your job and now all you want left is to be left alone. Johnny Depp's a great actor and he's extremely handsome and popular so it's only normal that he would get unwanted attention. Some actors are very good at their profession and don't want to waste it, so that's a risk they have to take.
*******************************************************
Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
I am with Mrs. K! Danny DeVito owns Penguin!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
...whatever.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 31, 2008 - 11:55am.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 31, 2008 - 10:53am.
Don't stab me in my brain for this but I fucking hated Halle Berry as Catwoman. It seemed like she was trying WAY too hard.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
ITA! She's a great actress, but was NOT a great Catwoman.
They don't need to overload the next Batman with villains. If they can get Johnny Depp, they don't need anybody else. He'll steal every scene he's in, just like Heath did.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 31, 2008 - 11:58am.
LCT,
Michelle Pfeiffer OWNED Catwoman!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So true, you ain't whistlin' Dixie. She rocked the Catwoman character and the suit. MEEEEOOWWWW!
I do think Phillip Seymour Hoffman would make a great character...not sure which one, but he's so talented...I lurve him.
I think Saint Angelina would make the perfect Riddler. She could draw on her own Billy Bob, Brother fucking, child collecting' crazy life for inspiration.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
You know you're stressed out when you can hear the mimes.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 31, 2008 - 10:57am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 31, 2008 - 11:55am.
No hating--much agreeing!
--------------------------
Good morning my glorious little taco eater. Mmmm, tacos. Smegma tacos.
I was excited to see Catwoman and watched it a few weeks ago (yes, LAG) and couldn't even finish it. It was about as cheesy as Batman and Robin.
---------------------------
That mess didn't even stand a chance with me.
And good morning to you as well, my darling merkin donner!
*******************************************************
Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Ed Burns could turn out a great villain I bet.
/\
Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Someone just commented that this is too main stream for Johnny Depp. Ummm, what was Pirates of the Carribean and Willie Wonka? This movie isn't mainstream enough for JD. He kind of gets on my nerves anyway. Who would become a huge block buster actor when they don't like attention and act like they are shy. All actors are attention whores, and then try to to act like they aren't when they become famous. You wouldn't even consider they profession unless you wanted admiration by the masses.
LCT,
Michelle Pfeiffer OWNED Catwoman!
Riddler = Depp wouldn't touch this flick.
Catwoman = Ho can't act.
Penguin = I'm ok with this.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 31, 2008 - 11:55am.
No hating--much agreeing!
--------------------------
Good morning my glorious little taco eater. Mmmm, tacos. Smegma tacos.
I was excited to see Catwoman and watched it a few weeks ago (yes, LAG) and couldn't even finish it. It was about as cheesy as Batman and Robin.
"Everybody chill."
-------------------------
Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.
Hoffman is a good artistic choice, for depp to do this it will have to be written very well like heath's joker. But jolie will turn it into that whole 90's crap when schumacker took it over all over again! It'll be about the celebrities, and not the film as a whole!
-------------------------------------------------------------
*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
I agree that Catwoman is played out. They need to get a crazy-ass bitch like Juliette Lewis in to spice things up.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 31, 2008 - 10:53am.
Don't stab me in my brain for this but I fucking hated Halle Berry as Catwoman. It seemed like she was trying WAY too hard.
--------------------------
No hating--much agreeing!
*******************************************************
Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Johnny is the only that fits. Ever since his Wonka gave me the Willies. ;>
Madonna- catwoman??
PSH --maybe.
I know this is a stretch but Nicole Richie could play Cat Woman.Think about it she went from street urchin Ho to blessed mother and charity director in just a few weeks.Now thats some good fucking acting.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Don't stab me in my brain for this but I fucking hated Halle Berry as Catwoman. It seemed like she was trying WAY too hard.
Michelle Pfeiffer will ALWAYS be Catwoman.
-------------------------
Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.
I say they get rid of catwoman altogether. It's too played out and they need a new schtick. Plus Halle ruined any credibility catwoman ever had with that godawful movie.
------------------------------------------------
Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
NO FUCKING ANGELINA WRONG WRONG WRONG CHOICE.
She would be about as bad of a choice as Maggie Gyllenhall was as Rachel, that bitch was AWFUL!!! Too ugly for hot ass Christian Bale and she made the character of Rachel a complete cunt who I wanted to die! NO CHEMISTRY whatsoever, she was the one big flaw in the entire movie.
Michelle Pfieffer (again) would STILL be hot as Catwoman.
There is only one Penguin.
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
I thought Catwoman was supposed to be hot...
and they picked St. Jezebel?
She's so worn, she's got tire treads.
They need to bring some lesser known actors
to these roles for it to remotely succeed.
********************************************
"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
I had heard that Philip Seymour Hoffman would play the Penguin as more of a British arms dealer-type, as opposed to the Danny DeVito half-animal version. Supposedly they're making the new Penguin more like the comic book version, which makes sense. I love the Danny DeVito version, but it wouldn't fit into a Chris Nolan Batman movie.
Angelina Jolie is (or, at least was) attractive in her way, however she's box office poison.
Clive Owen as Twoface or Paul Giamati as the Penguin and Ed Harris as Mr. Freeze might be cool.
/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\
All your base are belong to me.
www.myspace.com/dreamhypnotique
As much as i love Johnny, i don't want him to be in the next Batman. I would probably spontaneously combust. I think i'll be able to handle the ferocious hotness of he and CB together in 'Public Enemies," but a second dose of that hotness might push me over the edge.
------------------------------------------------
"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Submitted by JenMessapotamia on July 31, 2008 - 10:33am.
if ANYONE is going to play the Riddler, I think it should be Crispin Glover!!
-------------
I agree. He's got serious creep-face going on when he wants to.
Saint Angelina can go fuck herself. I would never watch another Batman movie as long as I live if their foul it up with her twattiness.
-------------------------
Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.
Johnny is too good for that crap. Angelina would actually have the power to ruin the movie her "acting" is so painful to watch. Phillip might be fun as The Penguin.
Monica Bellucci For Cat woman!!!!
Belladonna....
Oh I know she's a bit more aged but fuck, I'd take Eva Tranny Mendes as Catwoman over the holy skank.
Come on, CatWoman is borderline trannylicious.
/\
Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by JenMessapotamia on July 31, 2008 - 10:33am.
if ANYONE is going to play the Riddler, I think it should be Crispin Glover!!
------------------------
I appreciate the way you think!
*******************************************************
Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Frank Gorshin, bitches....
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
I read somewhere that miller or Nolan wanted to bring the villain harlene in, that she'd be an interesting character to work with or something.
-------------------------------------------------------------
*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
I think these casting rumors are just so much smoke blowing out of the ass. It's all down to Christopher Nolan and he's on record as saying the Penguin is too silly for his vision of Batman.
And the smoke out of my ass says the Joker's coming back, recast. He's too good a character to retire.
if ANYONE is going to play the Riddler, I think it should be Crispin Glover!!
Joanne: You are right about Depp coming a long way. I happen to stumble into a movie called Private Resort. It was done just after Nightmare. He looks like he might be 20ish. It is beyond bad. That bring said, you get to see some bare young Depp ass while he runs to hide in a closet.
@Joanne
Johnny will probably only do this role if the script is good. I hope he continues to protect his wife and kids, and tell them to "stay the hell away from the jolie-Pitt house!"
------------------------------------------------------------
*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Something that baffles me is there are some wonderful villians in Batman. Frank Miller could come up with a few new ones. Why the hell do they have to recycle the movies that aren't all that old.
As for JD. I would be willing to bet this is too mainstream for him.
I have no problem with the choices made for each character.
----------------------------------------------
"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Christopher Nolan seems like the type of director who wouldn't want angelina, because he's into the storyline not some overrated celebrity who will take away from it! I think charlize should be catwoman!
-------------------------------------------------------------
*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*