No, No, And No
"The Dark Knight" is the biggest movie in the history of cinema, so it's no surprise that there's already talk about a third Batman movie. Three names have already come up as possible villains for the third movie which doesn't have a title yet. They should just call it "You're Going To See This Shit No Matter What We Call It."
MTV UK reports that Johnny Depp, Saint Angelina and Phillip Seymour Hoffman are rumored to play The Riddler, Catwoman and The Penguin. Boooooring! You might think this is perfect casting, but I disagree. The producers need to give other hos a chance! This movie (if it happens) will make mountains of cash with or without big names.
Here is my plea to the producers:
International Supermodel - Phoebe Price IS The Riddler
The Empress of Lucite - Shauna Sand IS Catwoman
The Sexiest Gayelle in the World - Rojo Caliente IS The Penguin
Too perfect for fucking words. Amy Wino can film a cameo as Poison Ivy. They can change her name to Crackie Ivy. No costume or make-up required.
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I wouldn't object to those three at all. Not one bit.
But of course, you could exchange Charlize for Angelina.
I don't think they'll be bringing Penguin back next, tho.
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Depp has more sense than that. The man came a long way, very talented, doesn't bother anyone, doesn't tell others how to live, accepts his past, loves his woman despite her flaws, protects and doesn't whore out his children, still looks great. Depp and Dicaprio, I would love to see them team up again. Please Mr. Depp, you are Paul Newman material. Look what happened to Pitt.
See he HO can't stay home with her children just like the Pussy at the zoo!
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
jolie would fuck up the batman movie as catwoman...she seriously cannot act...
i would acceot shauna sand as catwoman provided her tail is also made out of lucite...otherwise, no deal...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
er....I'll have a six-piece chicken nuggets, please.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
FUCKIN ANGELINA CANNOT ACT. WHAT THE FUCK WHY DOEST ANYONE REALIZE THIS SHIT
I have to disagree on that , she has a bunch of HOES believing she's a fucking saint...
I saw the Movie last monday I loved It, it was so fucking sad to see Heath....
*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 31, 2008 - 11:13am.
Me too.
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The title says it all. Way to ruin a movie. These people are too obvious of choices. Plus, Nolan said he wouldn't use Penguin. Johnny Depp - he would make they character campy with a touch of gay. Angelina Jolie - too old to play the part and too skinny. Phillip Seymour Hoffman - NO PENGUIN EVER!
I will not want to go in the event that the theater will be full of batshit crazy loons.
MK I like your list better!
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The Sexiest Gayelle in the World - Rojo Caliente IS The Penguin
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ROTFLMAO!!! Thanks alot, I spit cheerios all over the keyboard with that mental image.
I don't know how Johnny could stand being anywhere near angelina after bringing the paps to France, when he moved there to escape that!
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OMG! Yes! Rojo Caliente would be perfect!
Ok Gross.
As diverse as JD is, I would like to see him in something "normal". No caricatures.
As for the Nastalina, fuck her, she doesn't deserve a gottdamn thing anymore.....FUCK HER!!!!
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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on July 31, 2008 - 8:13am.
FUCKIN ANGELINA CANNOT ACT. WHAT THE FUCK WHY DOEST ANYONE REALIZE THIS SHIT.
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As someone said on another thread, it's all smoke and mirrors.
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can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
I think P.S. Hoffman sounds good, but the other two are SO generic and uninteresting for the Catwoman and Riddler roles. I'd really hope they could find more inspired choices if they chose to use those characters.
still haven't seen the Dark Knight....I find it hard to get excited about any of this....
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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
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FUCKIN ANGELINA CANNOT ACT. WHAT THE FUCK WHY DOEST ANYONE REALIZE THIS SHIT.
Are they too hypnotized by her whore power or something? Johnny does NOT need to be fuckin with this Batman shit, Hollyweird sure knows how to beat a dead horse.
'Young guns having some fun, crazy ladies keep em on the run. Wise guys, realize theres danger in emotional ties. See me single and free, no tears, no fears what I want to be. One two take a look at you, DEATH BY MATRIMONY. Hey sucker!'
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Johnny, if you agree to do a fucking, God awful Batman movie, I will never, ever forgive you. (Ok, I lie, I would, but I would never watch it)
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Too funny - I love you Michael K!