Brit Brit Is Done With Osama
Brit Brit's lawyer bitch said that there's no need to extend the restraining order against Osama Lutfi because she wants nothing to do with him anyway. Osama got moded!
Her lawyer said, "Britney has made clear to everyone that she does not want to be further harassed or contacted in any way by Osama 'Sam' Lutfi, now or at anytime in the future."
When Daddy Spears became the head bitch in charge of Brit Brit's shit last February, he got a restraining order against Osama.
Osama issued his own full of shit statement, "Mr. Lutfi and Mr. Spears have mutually agreed in private that no hearing or order is necessary at this time." He might as well have said, "She didn't break up with me! I broke up with her! OK?! Please have her call me. I miss her."
This means that Osama will have to find another bitch to mooch off of. Miley Cyrus, he's coming for you....
In other Cheeto news, Brit Brit's conservatorship will most likely be extended until at least the fall. Daddy Spears' reign expires today, but the court will review the case this afternoon. Brit Brit will only regain control of her life if she can prove to the court that she's not crazy anymore.
It sounds like things are moving along nicely. Daddy Spears is still in charge and Osama is gone forever. Now if the court will just grant a conservator for her busted weave, we'll be all set!
UPDATE: The court has extended Daddy Spears' reign over Brit Brit until December 31st. The court also left the option to end the conservatorship early. There will be a status hearing in October. BLAH!
God, how I hate that Frankenstein head of hers with the big ol' dents in the sides/temples.
Submitted by Columbia on July 31, 2008 - 2:46pm.
Shitney was partying, taking drugs and negleting her kids long before Sam Luf-watsit showed up.
She just wants another person to blame her own crap on to.
You got that right. I gots no love for this skeezer- she is a self-consumed beast who will throw anybody under the bus in attempts to maintain her glory and fantard worship.
OMG. This is one of my favorite photo's of Brit Brit. My how it warms my cold dark heart to see her looking so insane.
Shitney was partying, taking drugs and negleting her kids long before Sam Luf-watsit showed up.
She just wants another person to blame her own crap on to.
Lie tellers! As soon as Daddy isn't in charge, Shitney will be all over him.
Awww dammit, they extended the conservatorship? I wanted to see Shitshit go crazy again.
Good riddance to rubbage
When MK mentioned Osama, I thought he was talking about Adnan since he is said to be from Afghanistan
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Submitted by Green Is Good on July 31, 2008 - 4:57pm.
Where's Osama been hiding out, I wonder....
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I reckon he's be editing a sex tape that has Hhim, Unfitney & Adshit in a threesome.
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this is a very strange situation.
looking at this photo it would not be a stretch to believe Spears was being drugged so that cretins like Lufti could take advantage of her.
she looks completely out of it... is this photo from the same series of upshot pics that captured spears menses stained undergarment?
odd.
I'm glad her father has been able to help her.
The kids are in a stable environment.
She's being watched by a responsible adult who appears to have her best interests at heart and she's even looking better.
And kudos to whomever convinced her to scrape off the losers from her former life.
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This is all too pathetic. I mean she is 27 year old twice divorced mother of two but yet she is being raised and babysat by daddy. Its pretty fukin sick that her parents ignored her mental illness for so fuckin long, the girl was OBVIOUSLY a couple of french fries short of a happy meal. I realllyyy would love it if she just went the fuck away.
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Good riddance to bad landing strips!!!
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Apparently penis is one of the leading causes of female insanity
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Submitted by chin chin on July 31, 2008 - 11:41am.
who the hell was this guy anyway? was he supposed to be her bf or something?
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Actually - he tried to hook her up with a preacher's son drug dealer type. I'm sure he made a move but he could never get her high enuff, I guess.
He claimed to be her manager but he was really just drugging her and stealing her money.
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Where's Osama been hiding out, I wonder....
Submitted by KD on July 31, 2008 - 11:46am.
Maybe she needs to go gayelle to get her stuff together, like Lilo did.
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Apparently penis is one of the leading causes of female insanity.
She's still a wreck, she'll find herself another Osama.
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She is working on her comeback and so needs to give her fantards some hope that she was duped by Sam all along. She was NEVER a willing and complicit member of that relationship.
Bullshiz.
It takes a village to control Britney's crazy.
Those were the days. She had a great run. Extremely batshit...and I loved her for it.
Now I have to make due with Wino. Wino's not as fun, that bitch is scary!
LMAO @ moded MK!
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I saw a clip of her yelling at Sam in her British accent the other day....damn that was pathetic....lol
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Maybe she needs to go gayelle to get her stuff together, like Lilo did.
Osama was at one point a pivotal character in the Shitney Dramedy.
He was a self appointed "protector" of her money, er, her well being.
He rose to top billing during her lawyer scrambles match.
And methinks Daddy Spears put the kybosh on him long ago...
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Yay! Vintage at-the-paramount-of-craziness photo! Ahhh, those were the days.
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who the hell was this guy anyway? was he supposed to be her bf or something?
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I want to see him try and get near her...you know the paps will get it all on tape....and we can laugh.
This guy is evil.
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