SamRo Is A Filthy Bitch.....
....And I love her for that. Yesterday in Los Angeles, SamRo and her woman were walking around doing lesbionic shit together. SamRo wore this filthy t-shirt featuring dicks in chains and dudes touching each other all rough-like. Yes, that's what I like to see.
Will one of you whores please tell me where to buy this shit! I can't wait to rock it with my gold sequined asshole cutters and lucite loafers. I'll wear it to an IHOP in New Jersey on a Sunday afternoon. I like watching freaked out parents cover their children's eyes in fear! They do that anyway when I walk by, but they would do it in record time if I wore this t-shirt.
Below are more pics of hot ass SamRo and her hotter t-shirt. Some of them might be a little NSFWish when you blow them up. But let's be real, if you can't look at dicks at work, then it's time to look for a new job. Looking at dicks all day long is important for your health and well-being. You can stay with me while you job search. If I don't look at a picture of a dick at least once every hour, my eyes stop working.
UPDATE: SamRo's hot ass t-shirt was made for the band The Virgins. Sadly, it's not sold online, but they sell them at their shows.
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I want that bag Lo Lo.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Yes, Samantha, we get it. You eat pussy.
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So I guess you want me to paint your chair?
Damn, and I won't even wear my "69 Breakfast of Champions" shirt out of the house.
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
blah! que mardita chopa! si no fuese una mardita pájara quizás no se viese tan ordinaria y vulgar, and could even make me laugh but no, she ain't straight, the t-shirt thing ain't working, una chopa queriendo llamar la atención como que si tortillar con el cueraso ese no es suficiente.
Dile no al SIDA!
["Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry!"
'"Before you're sorry" a surprised Larson parrots].-
Too funny to be true.
But seriously Jorge, dump the witch bitch before u're sorry!
I'm fine with art, porn, and homosexuality, but I don't think the general public should be exposed to that.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on August 1, 2008 - 12:44am.
Thank you!
Submitted by Aunt Bea on August 1, 2008 - 12:41am.
i think it was rumored to be she called the paps to take the pictures of Linds passed out in the car at a gas station
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"I, I, I'm driving in circles.
Come to my senses sometimes.
Why, why, why, why start it over?
Nothing was lost, everthing's free.
I don't care how impossible it seems"
Didn't SamRo drop a dime on Lindsay back in the day? I remember reading about something like that. I think it was after Linds crashed a car.
I don't know if someone said this already but I have a feeling she wore that because she thought the pictures might be unusable. They've both been looking pissy about the attention lately.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by roxie on July 31, 2008 - 11:47pm.
it looks like SamRo wears the pants and the cock in the relationship
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♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
it looks like SamRo wears the pants and the cock in the relationship
I agree with the other poster - she only wears this crap to get MORE attention!
COME ON - I mean it's not enough that she is flossing with Lindsay Lohan's clit.........she still needs MORE attention??? Ok, I get it!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
Her and Lindsay are like the new Ingrid Cesares and Madonna. Though Ingrid was certainly alot prettier than Sam.
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Well She's sure got BALLS to waer that shirt(pun intended!)
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Submitted by NaNoop on July 31, 2008 - 6:34pm.
It looks like they have a starvation/bulimia pact or something, they both are looking way too thin. SamRo & Skinsay.
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I'm fairly certain they are back on the White Powder diet. I thought you could get arrested for wearing shirts like that in public. And SamRo could never pass for a girl...she's ugly as fuck. I figured she would have a bagina shirt, not a dick one.
I just didn't think that this idiot could do anything else to fuck up the opportunity that she's been given.
where did her hat go, did she lose it in blohan's pussy somewhere?
It looks like they have a starvation/bulimia pact or something, they both are looking way too thin. SamRo & Skinsay.
Dr. M
Self-centered / inconsiderate = twats !
Samantha should wear that shirt the next time they visit Lindsay's grandma !
Granny would kick the s*it out of her !
Evil communications corrupt good manners -
(Look it up Lindsay)
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Dr. M
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Submitted by Lindalou on July 31, 2008 - 5:10pm.
The shirt also distracts from the fact that she has an eating disorder.
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Seriously, Normal women dont look like that beyond the age of 12....
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And if you dont expect too much from me, you might not be let down!
The shirt also distracts from the fact that she has an eating disorder.
Oh, yes- the shirt. SO desperate for attention. Nobody in their right mind wears something like that unless they are a mental midget looking for gawkers.
SamRo is like an anemic ghoul to my eyes. Don't dig her look ONE tiny bit. She is creepy.
Can dlisted get a gross of those & offer a discount? I'd wear that to a club - I'm not talking about the mormon tabernacle choir picnic, either. Somewhere where that kind of art is appreciated.
Ppl where I live, or dogs, for that matter, would be arrested for wearing that t-shirt out in public.
me too, Cara. Don't fight it!
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And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me
I'm probably weird, but this actually makes me like her a little bit more than before.
Submitted by dementa on July 31, 2008 - 12:48pm.
harlee25, don't worry, nobody gives enough of a fuck about what you think to disagree.
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"Since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody, thank God; and Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue."
LAPD Chief Bratton
I think Miley will wear one of those shirts next...
Submitted by Hekki on July 31, 2008 - 1:42pm.
I'm all for art and for gay sex and the people who do it, but that shirt is tasteless, IMO.
It's like farting or masturbating. There's nothing wrong with it per se, but it's just rude to expose other people to it unless they've given you explicit consent.
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SERIOUSLY! Everytime i flash a boob or show a pubic hair people get offended.....I dont understand why?
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And if you dont expect too much from me, you might not be let down!
harlee25, don't worry, nobody gives enough of a fuck about what you think to disagree.
Seriously, that T-shirt is bloody tasteless and not at all artistic. If a guy were wearing a T-shirt with naked women fondling each other's vaginas, who would defend him? It would end up like a scene from Spinal Tap, where they discuss the "sexy/sexist" cover.
Hell, why is a lesbian even wearing that thing? I thought they hated penii.
She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on -"""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?
Submitted by stake_spike on July 31, 2008 - 1:12pm.
Now that's just cruel, SamRo's teasing Lilo.
And why is that bitch always wearing sweaters with teeny tiny shorts? If it's hot enough for you to wear shorts, it's probably hot enough to not need a sweater. Plus I don't wnat to see her nasty veiny legs.
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Lindsay needs to wear the sweater to cover up her injection marks all over her arms.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
Submitted by Hekki on July 31, 2008 - 1:42pm.
I'm all for art and for gay sex and the people who do it, but that shirt is tasteless, IMO.
It's like farting or masturbating. There's nothing wrong with it per se, but it's just rude to expose other people to it unless they've given you explicit consent.
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Amen to that sister.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
Fuck the T-Shirt, take off those nasty Ray-Bans. Those ugly sunglasses need to get back to their pathetic ass case in the bottom of her drawer.
I like it. i think that children should be introduced to that stuff as early as possible so that they're not as shocked by it when they get older. Why is it offensive? all it is is body parts and guys being affectionate. the USA is way too conservative about that.
and i dont give a fuck if anyone disagrees
Okay, so if I was walking by myself and saw that shirt I would snicker.......if I was walking with my six year old daughter, I wouldn't just cover her eyes, I would literally rip that shit off of SamRo.......they could arrest my ass for assault, and I wouldn't care. Obviously she does NOT have any kids of her own, otherwise the dumb bitch would think twice about wearing something like that!!!! If she was at a RAVE, or bar, and there aren't kids around - then fine, whatever, but she is on a public street..........stupid twat!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
Submitted by mike on July 31, 2008 - 1:55pm.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 31, 2008 - 2:03pm.
She looks like she doesn't give a fuck, which is sort-of intriguing.
omg...i have that shirt!!!
What a travesty, all those millions of dollars and they look like they went shopping at Amy Wino's Crack Closet.
Submitted by oklahoma on July 31, 2008 - 1:21pm.
I like how that guy in the pic on that shirt has a lil biker cap on.. Yep, that sets the mood for a candle lit evening!!
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I was particularly won over by the romantic lure of the chains.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
I like how that guy in the pic on that shirt has a lil biker cap on.. Yep, that sets the mood for a candle lit evening!!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
It would be so awful if Samantha is falling or had already fallen in love with Lindsay, and the latter is just playing her.
On a side note, Samantha is starting to look really cute, like a skinnier, girl version of Jude Law.
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what...no knee padded leggings?
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
SamHo needs to be force fed a sandwich and they both could use a hot shower. Nice gold high tops...yukkk
Isn't Lindsay a lot thinner than a few months ago?
Submitted by midkids on July 31, 2008 - 1:45pm.
Why does Lindsey ALWAYS have on short shorts and a sweater?
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To cover up track and bite marks.. Those plastic dicks Samro sports Can And will Cut a bitch..
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by kdracofan on July 31, 2008 - 1:08pm.
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I second that!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
These dusty, skanky ass broads deserve one another. I bet when Hohan licks SamRo's muff, dust particles, crack residue, and various other drug paraphernalia writhes out.
Save that shit for behind closed doors!
'Heaux Confessionals'
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The more I see of these two, the more I'm starting to think this is a publicity stunt...
@midkids:
Lilo's thievery is legendary. She probably did get those clothes from someone else's closet floor.
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