Princess Chunk Is A Dude
Princess Chunk is the 44-pound pussy I wrote about yesterday who was found wandering the streets of Camden, NJ like a fat day-shift hooker looking for a drumstick. This fat pussy had me tossing and turning last night. I was afraid she was going to escape from where's staying, break into my apartment and eat my hidden stash of Almond Joys. Anyfatty, Princess Chunk has a dick.
He went on "Regis & Kelly" this morning and a vet bitch checked him out and discovered a penis underneath all that sexy blubber. That's like trying to find a needle in Wino's crackhive!
Princess Chunk's real owner has also come forward. Princess Chunk's real name is Powder and he used to belong to some memaw who abandoned his fat ass after her home foreclosed. He ate her out of house and home!! Seriously though, how do you just leave a pussy like that?!
Princess Chunk will continue his press tour by appearing on "Good Morning America" this Friday. He will also make an appearance sometime in August at a pet store in Cherry Hill, NJ for whores who are interested in adopting him.
If you're interested, you better bring a 12-piece chicken dinner with all the fixings and two desserts. Princess Chunk isn't easy to woo.
I'd adopt the bitch, but I don't think I'm ready for that big of a pussy. I need to start out with a small pussy and work my way up.
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Fat cats are the best! It means there is more to love. I would take that cat and use him as a pillow. And feed him diet Zone bars.
The woman who abandoned him should be shot.
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That's no joke. I'm from basically the 2nd worst town in Jersey (I think we got "murder capital of the country" once!) and I can even say Camden is rough. When you go to a concert at the Tweeter Center there they have cops blocking just about every intersection that leads back to the highway. They don't want any suburbanites getting lost and getting a beatdown.
The saddest part of this story is that he was in Camden, N.J.
Hell on earth right there.
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Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Submitted by parkrangerpete on July 31, 2008 - 8:36pm.
i like how a 44 pound cat is national news.
On the date that the oil companies have posted record profits none of the less. Our priorities are skewed but animals are so darn cuddly and cute. ...
wait, what were we talking about?
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i like how a 44 pound cat is national news.
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it's a fuckin jungle out there
Aw, I want his fat ass...And no it's not for the reason you whores think...Humans are way tastier...but fat ass cats are cuddly and make good pillows...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
aww he's cute! glad he will be adopted out :)
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
Wow that is one huge cat! I wonder how hard was it to find his penis under all that fat?! That kitty needs to be put on a diet ASAP.
do you know how long it has been since that cat even remembered he had a penis? He has not seen that thing for a good minute! Or cleaned his own asshole and that is half the joy of being a cat. Licking your own peen and ass.
I'd HATE to clean out his litter box. My cat has the automatic one but I bet this fatty would have it working overtime.
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
I've never been one who could easily tell a female cat from a male one when they are kittens. I just couldn't muster the nerve to probe that deeply enough...weak stomach and feeling creepy about doing it. That pussy needs to go on a diet STAT. Everyone should take proper care of their pussy.
Someone's comment about kitty ass juice made me think about something my Philo does. He's not a fattimus cattimus, quite the opposite. He has some mild liver damage as a result of having PERFUME put on him when he was barely a week old by some neighborhood kids who should really be skinned and salted. The alcohol soaked through his fragile kitten skin and was metabolized by his liver.
Anyway, my sister-in-law rescued him and his sibling, and asked me to take care of him until he got stronger. Fast-forward through all the feedings and burpings and poopings, and my hubby and I got quite attached to the little chap. But he's smallish for his age (14 months): about the size of a six-month-old kitten.
Anyhoo, he has this thing he does where he'll come sit on my arm and give me a little warm "kiss" with his butt. I know the other cat people know what I'm talking about. He keeps his poopblossom pretty clean, but it's just the concept of it, knowing what it is that's sitting on your arm...
I really hope that Powder's owners get him back into shape. Fat pussy is no joke.
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Hell is full of ten-year-olds who wanted exactly the same thing!
Kizzy/Sandbitch/Zomay
I am learnin ya'll bunny biology!
*takes everyone's hands and leads them to their desks*
Now…as I was sayin, bunnehs eat poop straight out of their poo shoots!!!
True story!
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
Mrs K,
I can mock. I am older. hahaha.
I hope you have a wonderful time and by looking at the fireworks I see we are giving you a send off party!
**raising a Diet Coke to you, Pudge, and Minch!**
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...whatever.
Sandbitch what is your motive for keeping yourself in this subject? Why are you always trying to get the last word or prove that someone is wrong? When did you get promoted to zomay watch 2008? Thankyou for the concern, but any talks between you and me are over, for good.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 31, 2008 - 12:18pm.
Mrs. K,
How long are you going to be gone on your vacation?
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I'll be back August 11
Wit and wisdom? That's very nice, mocking an old lady like that.
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
Mrs K, I will miss you like stink misses feta. I hope you have a wonderful time.
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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on bloopin', baby.
Mrs. K,
How long are you going to be gone on your vacation? i will miss your wit and wisdom while you are gone! You have a certain knack for upping our game...
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...whatever.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 31, 2008 - 3:10pm.
*sits indian-style around dlisted campfire*
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I'll let you play with my thunderstick if you share your firewater.
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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.
Alright kids, gather round....
*warning: if you have a weak stomach DO NOT READ*
Rabbits produce two types of droppings. Fecal pellets and cecotropes. Fecal pellets are waste. Cecal pellets are a flora of partially digested food is is re-ingested. How? The rabbit eats the Cecal pellets as they exit the anus!
That's right boys and girls....Rabbits eats poo straight out of their asses!
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 31, 2008 - 3:06pm.
LCT!!!
You wanna know the gross bunneh secret????? It's about POOP!!
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YES! Lay it on me mama.
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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 31, 2008 - 11:14am.
I also can sex a cat and I know nothing about animal rescue.
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Ne soyez pas des moutons. Arretez de croire ce qu'on vous montre sur internet sans esprit critique.
I wanna know about bunneh poop, too!
*sits indian-style around dlisted campfire*
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Clarisse, I want to know!! *curls up w/ blankie, box of ice-cream (no spoon)*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
good afternoon slutes.
happy vacay mrs. K.
yes, rabbitt's have this one special shit they do that is beyond vile.
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
LCT!!!
You wanna know the gross bunneh secret????? It's about POOP!!
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
Submitted by luckycharms on July 31, 2008 - 2:55pm.
Kizzy and Zomany sitin' in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g........
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*giggles* you guys!!!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Why does that song "HEY WE WANT SOME PUSSY" by 2 Live Crew come to mind?!?!?!?!
Damn, that is one gargantuan powder pussy!!!!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
Paris Hilton has a huge pussy that intermittently has a penis, where's the story about her?
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
Sandbitch scroll down, I was talking to Mrs. K., and she posted to me first.
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Wif respek Zomay, if you weren't going to "talk" to Kizzy, then why didya start?? "zomay on August 1, 2008 - 4:32am".
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The topic here is a fat pussy. There are no real issues on Dlisted.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 31, 2008 - 2:46pm.
I am going on vacation tomorrow.
Won't be around for a while.
Do I make myself clear?
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*bashfully handing you a small bouquet of daisies* If I don't see you, have a wonderful vacation Mrs. Kravitz! *sock monkey hugs & smooches* Me luuurves you!
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Kate Hudson has another guy? He probably slept over with her and Ryder already....that kid is so fucked.
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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
- Fiona Apple "Parting Gift"
Mrs K, I always thought we were cool. I enjoy talking to you. I even have your email somewhere. I wrote one little post about how this cat story is overblown. It is overblown! That was my original point. Have a great vacation.
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Submitted by Clarisse on July 31, 2008 - 2:26pm.
Rabbit do this REALLY disgusting thing, but i won't go into detail...*vomit-burp*
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Hahahah vomit burp.
You can vomit-burp into my hands if you want. They're cold.
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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.
Kizzy and Zomany sitin' in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g........
Miss Priss.. LOL I remember that SouthPark epi.. That one cat w/ its ass in the air, or ass pointed at any cat that will notice.. like "please fill my hole".. funny stuff!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 31, 2008 - 11:48am.
Yes, The Great One is coming with me. We are going to visit his family, the nicest people in America.
"Oh, if Pudgey Wudgey loves you, WE love you."
THAT kind of nice.
Anyhoo, I will be seeing Skybitch as well, so I will send her your hugs and wet sloppy kisses.
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
I think Zomay was just commenting on how the media have no integrity and are really falling down on the job, not the presence of this story on Dlisted, which is hardly mainstream media.
There is no denying that what passes for news these days is just cotton candy infotainment.
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
Kizzy I told you a few weeks back that I was not going to talk to you anymore, and thats the way I am going to keep it. I really don't care how many people here on Dlisted think of you as a friend. I respect their time here and yours. Bottom line leave me out of your rants.
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Mrs.Kravitz on July 31, 2008 - 2:46pm
Crystal.
Is Pudge going with or will you be Solo?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
I am going on vacation tomorrow.
Won't be around for a while.
Do I make myself clear?
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on July 31, 2008 - 2:37pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 31, 2008 - 2:19pm.
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I have to confess, I love the smell
******pours lavendar & vanilla Downy into Sock-Monkey's cup
Enjoy!!! Let me know when you need a refill!!
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Break it up girls
Submitted by zomay on July 31, 2008 - 2:36pm
Ok, first of all, I was not disrespectful to you OR your opinion AT ALL, just pointed out that sort of information is readily available for anyone who wants to see/read it. Secondly, I didn't get on to dlisted til after 1pm today, 4pm, yesterday, and not at all on Monday. So that "like you do all day long" was wrong.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Hahahahahah
Aww Powder! He reminds me of the fat Pussy in South Park's Cat Orgy episode. The one that lives in an alley.
And Powder's an attention whore! LOL
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"But let's be real, if you can't look at dicks at work, then it's time to look for a new job"
MK on the SamRo's a Filthy bitch thread" 7.31.08
Submitted by Kizzy on July 31, 2008 - 2:19pm.
Sock Monkey, I have lavendar & vanilla liquid Downy if you're in the mood for a drink.
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*running to kitchen for my big Gulp glass* *holding big glass between two little sock monkey hands* *stomping little foot* Okay, Kizzy...POUR!!! lol Mmmmmmm.....
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Very true Kizzy but like you do all day long, I was just giving my opinion. Nothing wrong with that.
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Submitted by zomay on July 31, 2008 - 2:32pm.
If we wanted the real bullshit, why would we be on a gossip site? The cat story is squished in between real news on the tv news, so you get both.
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Submitted by Clarisse on July 31, 2008 - 11:26am.
Mrs K.,
You know it's love when you accept cat ass juice!!
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Well, I do love me some pussy.
Wait, that came out wrong.
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
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Submitted by luckycharms on July 31, 2008 - 2:30pm.
ITA. I'll hold 'em for you, then you can hold what's left for me, deal?
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