Princess Chunk Is A Dude
Princess Chunk is the 44-pound pussy I wrote about yesterday who was found wandering the streets of Camden, NJ like a fat day-shift hooker looking for a drumstick. This fat pussy had me tossing and turning last night. I was afraid she was going to escape from where's staying, break into my apartment and eat my hidden stash of Almond Joys. Anyfatty, Princess Chunk has a dick.
He went on "Regis & Kelly" this morning and a vet bitch checked him out and discovered a penis underneath all that sexy blubber. That's like trying to find a needle in Wino's crackhive!
Princess Chunk's real owner has also come forward. Princess Chunk's real name is Powder and he used to belong to some memaw who abandoned his fat ass after her home foreclosed. He ate her out of house and home!! Seriously though, how do you just leave a pussy like that?!
Princess Chunk will continue his press tour by appearing on "Good Morning America" this Friday. He will also make an appearance sometime in August at a pet store in Cherry Hill, NJ for whores who are interested in adopting him.
If you're interested, you better bring a 12-piece chicken dinner with all the fixings and two desserts. Princess Chunk isn't easy to woo.
I'd adopt the bitch, but I don't think I'm ready for that big of a pussy. I need to start out with a small pussy and work my way up.
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Thats right Mrs. K, so everyone keep eating up the cat stories so we stay blissfully unaware of the real bullshit.
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Submitted by Clarisse on July 31, 2008 - 2:26pm.
Mrs K.,
It's kind of sad when the Moosiecat does it. Not in my lap, but he'll back up to your leg, and try, but being neutered, nothing happens. He does the whole tail-quiver bit, and all. I can't help but pick him up and wuv on him, calling him silly boy. I love my flabby tabby pussy.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
On a serious note, I would love to get my hands on the bitch who abandoned that cat. What kind of fucked up shit is that to just leave your pet on the street. That precious baby, wish I could adopt him.
Mrs K.,
You know it's love when you accept cat ass juice!!
Rabbit do this REALLY disgusting thing, but i won't go into detail...*vomit-burp*
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
Zomay--You want the mainstream media to get down to what is really wrong?
Ain't never gonna happen.
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
OK so this is alittle Off Topic but it has an animal in it. sorry it made me laugh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsAiS9vNid0&feature=related
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...whatever.
I posted about Tranny-Chunk this morning. He should be the Hot Slut of the Month. I adore this fat-assed Poosay!
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"Hell ain't SHIT!" Stinkmeaner from "The Boondocks"
Submitted by zomay on July 31, 2008 - 11:14am.
TMI Mrs. K....
Yes, I pushed the envelope, however, I thought it was something special that me and Sexy Beast shared. Come to find out that I am not the only one this happens to.
As the late great Harry Nilsson said...
"one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do"
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 31, 2008 - 2:14pm.
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*sock monkey back flip* Yes! It's me! Hi! Bradiful! Mmmmmm....tasty avie you got there! *wink* Me likey!
ON T: Big Pussy, Little Dick!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Oklahoma
I'm going to walk to the store right now...
I just can't leave
Hope you can call me later
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 31, 2008 - 2:11pm.
I bet she's a grower.
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Bwahahaha.. Kind of like my middle finger. Its a grower, not a show-er.. When I get pissed that is!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Sock Monkey, I have lavendar & vanilla liquid Downy if you're in the mood for a drink.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
There are kids with NO dinners tonight and this fat kitty has the national news crying over his ass. There are homeless families. I love cats but this is stooopid.
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Xxyxz.. You still around! HI!! You have me cracking up my dear, friend! Took me a minute, I'll call you after work. Or maybe if bossy leaves. Muah, kiss kiss!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 31, 2008 - 2:13pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 31, 2008 - 11:06am.
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ROFL "Here, mumsy, have a nice little present, it's a gift that keeps on giving"
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
princess chunk is a SHIM!!!! nice tuck job...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
Submitted by xxyxz on July 31, 2008 - 2:12pm.
* tosses dryer sheet in hamper *
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*catches dryer sheet* Thanks! *deep sniff* Mmmm...niiiice!! *jumps into xxyxz's arms* *big hugs & smooches* Hi!
ON T: Me scared of Big Pussy!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Sheeps on July 31, 2008 - 2:08pm.
From missing nut to missing teeth. Hope he doesn't have a seizure going into the boards.
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Tee hee...for his sake, I hope she's gentle with him; he has a dented can after all.
Puck bunny!
OnT: Pilates for Powder.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
That cat is so big that I bet he needs two cages on airline trips and gets double-charged.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 31, 2008 - 1:13pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 31, 2008 - 11:06am.
For reals!! He'll be on my lap and we're having a good ol time and when he gets up there's a stanky spot on my pants. Frankly, it smells like a very old used tampon.
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That's what Wonky McValtrex's underwear would smell like, if she wore any.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Mrs.Kravitz on July 31, 2008 - 2:13pm
One of mine does that too and he's a drooler on top of it.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
TMI Mrs. K....
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Mrs. K.,
BOYS! You just want to grab em by their furry ears and yell, "It AIN'T cologne! Get you arse off me!!"
Madam S. / Kizzy,
I'm just a rabbit rescuer and I can sex a cat! They are an Animal SHELTER! Scary that!
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
Sock-Monkey on July 31, 2008 - 2:10pm
OMG, a rare day time cameo from The Sock-Monkey.
I have no laundry paraphernalia on hand but I do have some old White Out and A juicy new Sharpie for you to sniff on.
On T: Puff Kitty.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
That is the most magnificent pussy I've ever seen...HOT SLUT OF THE DAY, come on!
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 31, 2008 - 2:03pm.
Holy shit! Is it on Youtube?
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"Paris Hilton is like a bowling ball: she's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter." - von3248 (1/12/08)
Submitted by Kizzy on July 31, 2008 - 11:06am.
For reals!! He'll be on my lap and we're having a good ol time and when he gets up there's a stanky spot on my pants. Frankly, it smells like a very old used tampon.
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
* tosses dryer sheet in hamper *
I bet she's a grower.
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
Kate Hudson is probably banging the whole Hockey Team. SLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUT!
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Will the SEXY Brendan Fraser PUL-LEEEZE come back!!!!!!
Hermaphrokitty? WTF?
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Submitted by The C word on July 31, 2008 - 11:05am.
Kate Hudson is now dating Eric Lindros (former hockey player).
From missing nut to missing teeth. Hope he doesn't have a seizure going into the boards.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 31, 2008 - 2:04pm.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!
puts his stank on me BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 31, 2008 - 12:59pm.
you know...abandoned pussy has never been my thang.
Conquer, prey, devour the pussy!
OK, maybe I went too far there, but fuck it!
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You Sir, can NEVER go too far. You should go too far more often. Ha ha!
Off topic: Kate Hudson is now dating Eric Lindros (former hockey player).
And Howard Stern is working on a remake of Rock 'n' Roll High School.
OnT: Keep your fingers away from the cage bars.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 31, 2008 - 10:55am.
My Sexy Beast is fixed but there is no denyin' he is all man.
Sometimes he likes to put his stank on me.
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
Clarisse,
I know! That's exactly what I was thinking. How the hell is an animal shelter not able to tell the gender of a cat??
I agree his owner bitch should never have let him get this fat, but than again, remember the two hundred pound four year old kids on maury.
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
Submitted by Clarisse on July 31, 2008 - 1:55pm
Hey doll. FOR REALS. I know the cat is fat, but even if he's neutered, you see the little sacque de empteee. (My pet name for it, I've got 2 neuters living with me)
Good afternoon everybody!!!!!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
They FOUND her penis?? Must be a post-op....
I think maybe she likes to tuck...
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"Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?"
The breakdown: bawahhhahahahhaahhahaaaa!
You can throw dirty cat litter clumps at me but the owner copped to it or more likely, the neighborhood knew who Prince Of The Chunk belonged to and forcibly made them fess up.
This cat will not be treated poorly anymore, he's a SUPAHSTAR NOW!
He'll be the next Jenny Craig spokeswhore.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
kdracofan!
you know...abandoned pussy has never been my thang.
Conquer, prey, devour the pussy!
OK, maybe I went too far there, but fuck it!
'Heaux Confessionals'
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Ooooooooh! The Crying Game kitteh!!!
Anyhoo...i'd be a little worried about having to rely on the Camden County Animal Shelter...if you can't sex a cat, you probably should not have any sort of responsiblity when it comes to animal welfare...
I mean even if Chunk is neutered...i...nevermind.
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
People who abandon pets should be shot, no questions asked.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 31, 2008 - 1:51pm.
Tranny cat!
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LOL Off course you had one of those! you slut you....(waving hello)
Whoever Sir Princess Powder Chunk's owner was was fucking irresponsible and definitely shouldn't be allowed to own a pet again. First, by letting the cat get that overweight and secondly for just abandoning it. Just take a damn hour or two of your time and take it somewhere! I don't even understand how someone could be so callous regarding a living dependent creature like that.
Also, he needs to be shopping in the Big And Chunky department for kitty collars, because that one looks like it's about to cut off circulation to his head.
I love this fatty!! Maybe he can go live with Hercules, the other fat pussy.
I LOVE THIS CAT!!! I knew he was a dude as soon as I saw him. That face does not look like it should be named "princess chunk." "CAPTAIN chunk" is way better.
I had every animal imaginable growing up from dogs to far more exotic, but strangely enough, ever a cat.
So in college, one was basically abandoned on me and I saw no peen, so I dubbed her 'Sheba'.
Well, many months later, the veterinarian told me that Sheba was a man, but the name stuck.
Tranny cat!
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