Princess Chunk Is A Dude
Princess Chunk is the 44-pound pussy I wrote about yesterday who was found wandering the streets of Camden, NJ like a fat day-shift hooker looking for a drumstick. This fat pussy had me tossing and turning last night. I was afraid she was going to escape from where's staying, break into my apartment and eat my hidden stash of Almond Joys. Anyfatty, Princess Chunk has a dick.
He went on "Regis & Kelly" this morning and a vet bitch checked him out and discovered a penis underneath all that sexy blubber. That's like trying to find a needle in Wino's crackhive!
Princess Chunk's real owner has also come forward. Princess Chunk's real name is Powder and he used to belong to some memaw who abandoned his fat ass after her home foreclosed. He ate her out of house and home!! Seriously though, how do you just leave a pussy like that?!
Princess Chunk will continue his press tour by appearing on "Good Morning America" this Friday. He will also make an appearance sometime in August at a pet store in Cherry Hill, NJ for whores who are interested in adopting him.
If you're interested, you better bring a 12-piece chicken dinner with all the fixings and two desserts. Princess Chunk isn't easy to woo.
I'd adopt the bitch, but I don't think I'm ready for that big of a pussy. I need to start out with a small pussy and work my way up.
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you actually watch Regis and Kelly?
I LOVE A GOOD CHUNKY CAT!
OH, I AM SO TRASH.
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MANDO
Regis was pretty funny this morning talking about cats. He said "You don't get anything from them! We had a cat for 20 years and he ignored me!"
Regis notorious hates when animals come on the show. he always looks so frikkin' nervous around them. Hilarious.
I would love him and hug him and feed him and call him Mr fatty mc fatterton
I would love to adopt Prince Chunk, and get him healthier. I agree, a chubby kitty is adorable, but that is too much for his own good. I ♥ Prince Chunk pussy!!!
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Ooooh! I had a fat cat like that, also named Chunk... Thelonius Chunk. Swear he weighed 20 pounds. That bastard was arrogant and mean. He ran away from me, too!
That woman should have at least tried to find him a home or found a no-kill shelter. There are so many people who would have taken him in.
Perhaps in a way it was best that Mr. Chunky-Wunky or whatever his name is was let go by his owner. Obviously she didn't know how to take care of him if he's that much of a fat pussy.
Don't get me wrong - abandoning your pets is NEVER, EVER a good thing. But Mr. C-W needed to get his ass in gear and lose a few pounds, so maybe wandering (waddling?) the streets was good for him, in an back-asswards way.
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44 lbs. Wow. Thats A LOT of Chihuahuas, like 8. Sorry I have Chi's, just how I now measure the weight of other animals. Pathetic I know but whatfuckinever my dogs are mad fuckin cute. I never even liked small dogs it was honestly all I could adopt in '03 when I started rescuing.
On another note, I don't think I could afford to keep this pussy full, big boy prob eats more then I do.
'Young guns having some fun, crazy ladies keep em on the run. Wise guys, realize theres danger in emotional ties. See me single and free, no tears, no fears what I want to be. One two take a look at you, DEATH BY MATRIMONY. Hey sucker!'
George Michael (c
The worst case of kitty fopa ever.
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But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
noooooooo, mk you MUST adopt him! think of all the great fun filled updates you can write about him! plus you can parade him around st marks place and be in direct competition with those people who carry snakes and birds.i hear jealous bells!
-=meow hiss purr=-
Fat cats are the best in the winter when it's sub zero and they are plastered against you and purring and keeping you warm.
Best mooshy wishes for a healthy and loving future for this one.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
I'd adopt his High Royal Fatness, Prince Chunk Powder except the air freight to California would bust my budget.
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Ugh. Why do people do that shit? Abandoning your pet. Fuck, at least attempt to find it a new home yourself.
The cat is domesticated and FAT. He wouldn't survive a week on the streets.
I was married to a guy like that. Totally could not figure out if i had gone gayelle or what!
j/k
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I say MK adopts this slut
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
I'd adopt that cat, but mine is almost that size! Fat cats are the best! I call mine "Door Stop" because she's always laying in front of the door...bitch is too heavy to move! :-P
==Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now I have my cootie shot==
I'm so adopting that fatty. I'm going to give him bratwurst for breakfast, Pop Tarts for lunch and cheese dogs for dinner.
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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.
Now that was funny -- finding a penis under blubbers of fat. I am strangely taken back to the smallest penis Howard Stern contest and those are not happy memories.
The not so funny part is that his owner abandoned him, period. Pets are lifetime commitments. ____________________________________________
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Now he's really going to have a complex and let himself go.
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where are the cat stalkers at?