Smile, You're Getting Sued
This past May, Cruella de Stone said the earthquake in China was "karma" for what's going on in Tibet. Well, 1,000 Chinese victims and a Manhattan lawyer served her with legal papers announcing their plans to sue her ass for $1 billion. $1 billion!
Ming Hai, the laywer from NYC, wrote, "For the families who have lost their loved ones or lost limbs or suffered severe injuries, your . . . statement and act has caused extreme emotional distress."
Sharon later apologized for the dumbass comment and said she "could not be more regretful for that mistake."
Okay, if Cruella even had $1 billion, she would have already spent it on her own mink farm and fur factory. She also would have bought up as many endangered animals as she could for her own personal use.
Ming Hai has the right idea. I say, sue the bitch. I'm also going to sue Cruella for the atrocity called "The Muse." I actually paid to see that shit in the movie theaters!
Here's Chrissy Crocker's older sister in Beverly Hills yesterday.
She looks SO beautiful. I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billlionaire on that site. Is she single now?
I'd still hit it
freaking dumbass main land chinese losers. The rest of asia are ashamed of them and none of us want to associate with them. I hope they can all go to HELL. It's KARMA. It's KARMA. It's mother fucking KARMA. SO SUE ME TOO MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!
Get the fuck outa here! This is America where we have FREEDOM OF SPEECH. This is not China where everyone is censored. Say no to censorship and BOYCOTT THE OLYMPICS IN BEIJING.
Um... yeah... Good luck with that
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So what she can't sing or dance, & isn't original so big deal! At least she's the best in the business - typical fan response
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_RCiROaXvTU
I hope she sends her vagina to eat that piece of shit country. Or she could have her vag attack Wal-Mart, if it went out of business the Chinese would all die.
Submitted by kaiserin on August 1, 2008 - 1:28am.
working and not in the mood to snark, 'eh?... no, no... i'd rather believe you've been held hostage!LOL!
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oh yeah, on topic: i don't like SS, but she can SAY what ever she damn well pleases... as stupid as it usually is
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"I, I, I'm driving in circles.
Come to my senses sometimes.
Why, why, why, why start it over?
Nothing was lost, everthing's free.
I don't care how impossible it seems"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on August 1, 2008 - 12:20am.
I've been working mostly....it sucks. I've been around, but I just haven't been in the mood to snark that much! Insane, I know :)
Submitted by kaiserin on August 1, 2008 - 1:18am.
meh, i'm doing... where the hell have you been?!?!
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"I, I, I'm driving in circles.
Come to my senses sometimes.
Why, why, why, why start it over?
Nothing was lost, everthing's free.
I don't care how impossible it seems"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on August 1, 2008 - 12:17am.
Haha holy shit, you read that post that quickly? LOL, I had to edit it because I made a mistake....I was hoping it wouldn't be noticed! How've you been?
Jesue Christ. People really, REALLY need to harden the fuck up. If someone's fucking WORDS cause you "emotional distress", you really should go kill yourself, because you are too goddamned stupid and weak to live. Hell, you don't DESERVE to live if you're that idiotic, because you're wasting resources that could go to people who aren't weeping vaginas. Ugh...shit like this is why I hate people. Seriously. I hope an earthquake swallows up these retards, and the jackass who came up with the idea. Rot in hell.
Submitted by kaiserin on August 1, 2008 - 1:16am.
*bowing to the master*
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"I, I, I'm driving in circles.
Come to my senses sometimes.
Why, why, why, why start it over?
Nothing was lost, everthing's free.
I don't care how impossible it seems"
Dior needs to drop her as their spokesperson. Period. In any country. She's a loose cannon.
There's a BILLION Chinese. They aren't buying Dior products, thanks to Stone's stupidity. Plus, for 999,999,999, it's out of their price range.
There's freedom of speech, then there's a lucrative contract with a LVMH cosmetics firm, for an out of work actress.
Next thing ya know, she'll be accusing the French of being ethnocentric. Like, not giving rappers enough credit for their champaign sales, or something.
Geico has the right idea......an animated lizard as a spokesperson. No faux pas.
Brilliant.
What she said was a dick move, but this lawsuit will never get off the ground. If it does, there goes freedom of speech.
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TimTams Rule!
LOL MK @ her having her own fur farm and mink factory. it's insane the amount of fur she wears, what an old hag! but i'm glad she's getting sued lol
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
Sharon is gonna own China now. What a stupid lawsuit. People will try to sue over anything these days. If someone's tasteless or tactless remark does "irreparable" damage to your psyche, your psyche was fuc%^& up to start with. Money won't fix it hon.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 31, 2008 - 11:48am.
'Severe emotional stress' over the comments of a washed up plastic surgery obsessed wacko! These people need to spend that $1 billion on therapy if those comments hurt them THAT much. Come the fuck on.
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Actually, they need to spend some money cleaning their fucking air!!!!!!
Oh, and I dunno, maybe pay the workers a fuckin' living wage. Why do you think everything is made over there these days
SLAVE FUCKIN' LABOR!!!!
Rant over.
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
Submitted by Alex_Mack on July 31, 2008 - 3:21pm.
Oh sure right,if a rich Chinese Ho would have said the samething about the Katrina victims it would have caused Holy Hell and maybe another cold war!
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Submitted by Alex_Mack on July 31, 2008 - 6:21pm.
in the (paraphrased) words of Voltaire, "I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it."
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Word. It's not like she *caused* the earthquake. How can she owe them money for speaking?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
in the (paraphrased) words of Voltaire, "I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it."
I don't necessarily agree with what she said, but seriously, it's called freedom of speech. if Americans (and others) can speak out against America (there's no shortage of that, to be certain) then an American can speak out against China. I support people's rights to say things about the America/Iraq situation as well as people's rights to say things about the China/Tibet situation.
"lacrosse: the most fun a girl can have without taking off her clothes."
I bet you Phil her ex is lapping this shit up.He has sole custody of their son and she just petitioned for shared custody.Oh well when you say what she said KARMA is a Bitch called Sharon!
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
I don't think that Stone should have ever said what she said at all. It was just her opening her big mouth and inserting a foot. But man alive, what is with the lawsuit. That is just plain stupid. Don't really like that culture at all... very mean...
Only 1 billion dollars?
very funny!
Sharon's hoo-ha is worth more than that alone.
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
haha...Mrs.Kravitz...
forgot about the eyebrows...!!!
haha
LCT,
I KNOW! Turns out there is something I wouldn't do to Gerard Butler! I mean, he can lick my pit, but I ain't returnin the favor! He's a manly man…i would stay away from the pit area!
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 31, 2008 - 3:55pm.
LCT!
Have i got a link for you!! It's a GB fan site and has screen caps from Fast Food. Gerry in a leporard print undies and Gerry lickin some chicks arm pit....
http://www.mcheathers.com/Fastfood.htm
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Wow... I almost came until I saw the pit part.
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Proactiv ain't got nothin' on bloopin', baby.
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 31, 2008 - 3:35pm.
Carrotop
that's not a mullet, it's his handles! You use them to guide him around the, um, territory.
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Oh God. These mental images I'm getting are dangerous. Quick, say something gross.
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Proactiv ain't got nothin' on bloopin', baby.
LCT!
Have i got a link for you!! It's a GB fan site and has screen caps from Fast Food. Gerry in a leporard print undies and Gerry lickin some chicks arm pit....
http://www.mcheathers.com/Fastfood.htm
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
She brings to mind "Asshole" by Denis Leary:
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights...
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Im suing all of you for making me horny at work. It sucks!!
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Carrotop
that's not a mullet, it's his handles! You use them to guide him around the, um, territory.
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
I thought that was Chris Crocker for a minute and then I saw the puppet lines.
Good old Manhattan Lawyers - always ready to jump up and grab some publicity with an inane lawsuit.
www.reluctantwhore.com
www.cafepress.com/reluctantwhore
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 31, 2008 - 3:27pm.
Caarrottop, that is a little dirtier!
you are my favorite pimp.
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The mullet's a nice touch too eh?
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Proactiv ain't got nothin' on bloopin', baby.
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
*innocently stumbles in*
*spot's LCT's avie*
*grabs towel, laptop and 300 DVD*
*shuts bedroom door*
BRB....
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
Caarrottop, that is a little dirtier!
you are my favorite pimp.
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 31, 2008 - 3:23pm.
LCT
Oh my God THANK YOU.
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Fuck it, I'm doing the other one now too. It seems dirtier.
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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on bloopin', baby.
LCT
Oh my God THANK YOU.
"faints."
And I'm suing Pizza hut for not delivering in my town. bastards!
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
Submitted by oklahoma on July 31, 2008 - 3:20pm.
*Runs to LCT's office* Ring around the tongue rosy, huh? I'm soo there, like last week, I was there!
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Bring your cock ri.... uhhh, sausage ring. And mayo!
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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on bloopin', baby.
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 31, 2008 - 3:19pm.
LCT
hit me with your best shot, baby
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I found 2 new ones. I'll debut the other tomorrow.
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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on bloopin', baby.
*Runs to LCT's office* Ring around the tongue rosy, huh? I'm soo there, like last week, I was there!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
LCT
hit me with your best shot, baby.
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
Submitted by oklahoma on July 31, 2008 - 3:17pm.
@LCT.. mmm special times w/ wrapped sausages..
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Let's play 'ring around the tongue rosy' with the sausage-end pucker.
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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 31, 2008 - 3:15pm.
topalina\
I smell an avvie change coming!
yeah!
"gets tongue ready, gargles with scope."
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Are you sure you can handle it?
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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.
since when do Chinese people have jurisdiction in a NYC court room? this suit will be thrown out.
@LCT.. mmm special times w/ wrapped sausages..
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Well maybe every woman in the world who hasn't gotten to fuck Brad Pitt that wants to ought to sue him for not doing so! How dare he be so selfish and not share himself with the rest of us!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
topalina\
I smell an avvie change coming!
yeah!
"gets tongue ready, gargles with scope."
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
I'm suing all you beehotches for commenting because sometimes it gives me a headache when I'm staring at the screen and laughing so GD hard all day long.
I'm also suing you for the damages (urine stains) to my chair from the peeing.
And Kizzy, I'm suing you for making me snort in public over blaaaaaaaaaaaaat blaaaaaaaaat blaaaaaaaaaaaaat ass cheeks spreading.
Karen Flatts, I'm suing you for misrepresenting Corn Pops and Corn Poops and making me laugh at it.
Okie, I'm suing you for talking about my special times with garlic sausage.
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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.