Thursday, July 31st 2008
Where Are This Boy's Parents?!
I thank the Chicken Cutlet gods every day for not giving us YouTube when I was a kid. This would be me. The FresnoBeehive posted this video of 11-year-old Dannyhott, a YouTuber with a small following, singing Mimi's "Touch My Body." He probably has no idea what he's singing about, but it's still not right!
I didn't get through the whole video because the state of the room was starting to bother me. I want to scream at that boy, "Stop singing that shit and clean up!" I also had to stop watching because it was like looking at myself when I was 11. I mean, I would have added some moves to it, but still!
That being said, Chris Hansen, come get this boy!
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He is not a good coach. He is busy with his online dating thing, His profile was seen at milllionaire&celeb personals site "WealthyRomance.com" yesterday. A rumor goes that he is dating a young single woman on that site.
I remember being litle and singing the lyrics to "Paradise by the Dashboard Lights" by Meatloaf.......much to my mother's chagrin!!!!
"Aint no doub about it, we were doubly blessed - cause we were barely 17 and we were barely dressed......."
Very tame compared to today's standards.
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Poor of him...
That was the cutest video on youtube since Chris Crocker Leave Britney Alone video!
Submitted by radio siren on July 31, 2008 - 10:14pm.
This is sorta off-topic, but this thread reminded me of it.
When I was 12, I bought the single for Prince's "Erotic City," brought it home, and proceeded to play it over and over on the turntable.
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Oh my goodness... One of the best songs ever. "If we cannot make babies, maybe we can make some time la la la".
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Submitted by Sensimina on August 1, 2008 - 9:03am.
AMEN!!!!
God damn kids and their digital media...
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the singing is glorious, but does anyone see the bunny on the bed? icing on the cake to say the least.
When I have a child, they will think it's the late eighties or early 90's. All the TV they watch, commercials included, will be from my arsenal of taped early 90s television. They will watch VHS of ET and Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter is Dead. They will get a Sega Genesis for Christmas. They will have the whole collection of Teddy Ruxpin shit, including his pal Grubby, which I never had as a child. Things were harder in the real 90s, but not for my kids. I have enough Tamagotchis for a small army of children. I kept all the shit from my childhood in boxes, waiting for this day.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Submitted by radio siren on July 31, 2008 - 9:14pm.
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hahahahaha! Funny story radio! I have a similar story but swap out Prince for George Michael's "I want your sex" video on MTV. Talk about cringing. I'm sorry grandma.
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WOW! When I have children they will not have access to computers or webcams. Or.. um... visit friends & relatives. And um... listen to the radio or watch tv. Er... fukk it... no kids!!!
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So what she can't sing or dance, & isn't original so big deal! At least she's the best in the business - typical fan response
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_RCiROaXvTU
It's funny you should mention the room, because in this ear-piercing rendition of "Bleeding Love," he's wearing a t-shirt that says "MY ROOM IS CLEAN ENOUGH."
Apparently, not the first time he's heard that...
Wait, that's not the point. WHERE ARE HIS PARENTS?!
Now we know what the life of Joey Luft was like.
I made it up to the line of 'across my body like a tropical breeze' and then I clicked off before Chris Hansen comes to my house.
This kid belongs outside playing not singing a 40 year old woman's song. The dog in the background licking himself, had more talent.
This is sorta off-topic, but this thread reminded me of it.
When I was 12, I bought the single for Prince's "Erotic City," brought it home, and proceeded to play it over and over on the turntable.
My poor old grandmother was on the other side of the room, and even though it was a large den, she could hear the song. I knew the lyrics were "naughty" but didn't fully comprehend all the parts about fucking and cherries and whatever. Now, thinking about it, I cringe at the thought of listening to it in front of my proper, church-lady grandma! All she said about it at the time was, "Can you turn it down a little?" and "How many times are you going to listen to that same song?" Bless her heart!
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This video is disterbing on multiple levels.
but i have to say, way cool for you looking at the beehive. i read it everyday right after i read this site.
Cute, disturbing but cute.
somebody give that kid a recording contract.
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I already see a few shady looking people have commented on his page. What grown man would take the time out to comment on a little boys youtube account? Children under 16 shouldn't even be on youtube, myspace, facebook and hi5.
That was funny! He needs to google the lyrics though. And LOL @ the Ugly Betty comment! He must be kinda slow though. My sister is 12 and knows the lyrics. He can't be 11.
And this proves again that people are born gay! But uh his parents need to watch what he is doing online! Sick people in this world.
when i was his age i was decorating my barbie dream house. this kid is living in his, telling people to touch his body and ending up on youtube.
ROFLMAO! This kid is priceless. The head movements, the excessive melisma, Mariah'd be proud.
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
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i love how enormous kids' teeth are at that age...but this little dude's gigantic gap adds to the pure, overall ridiculousness of that clip.
I love the Chihuahua on the bed licking itself the whole time.
I have a feeling, many 11 year-olds do this stuff: sing lyrics to songs they don't understand. Only it's not posted on youtube.
We used to sing Tommy James and the Shondells' "Mony Mony", way back in grade school.
Good thing the nuns never picked up on it. "Feeling good" was verboten.
angel_i - it was cute, and when kids are singing these songs they don't know what their saying, they just know that all the grownups are laughing, there is a way to balance that kind of stuff. Your ex's ex sounds like she was just being a cooze
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His parents probably think it's all innocent. Some parents are woefully ignorant or naive.
Which reminds me of the time I was asking a porter in my building about his kids and he showed me a phone video of his 4 year old daughter. She was doing "Pussycat Dolls"-type dance poses and giving the camera this come-hither look. Totally inappropriate for a little kid. He thought it was cute.
That pussy/dog on the bed is thinking: STFU! I'm so over you.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 31, 2008 - 5:37pm.
angel_I - I know this adorable little 7 yr old who loves that apple bottom jeans song, and on the "give that big booty a smack" part she turns around, bends over, and smacks it, stripper style. Her parents think it's cute, but I was horrified the first time.
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Haha! I can imagine! It IS cute when kids do that stuff but only becuz they don't get it. I, certainly, don't encourage it! Sometimes when she does stuff like that (or something equally disturbing and/or obnoxious) I laugh but then I give her the fish-eye to remind her that I'm her Mama first. She'd be way too embarrassed to put something like on Youtube, tho.
I just remembered. I made a video of the kids doing their thing to Bug-A-Boo and youtubed it. The ex's ex (long story) had a fit and called it child-porn. It was SO harmless (and really cute!) but she had it removed for copyright infringement. Bitch.
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dude this kid even has a freakin myspace page, I wonder if his parents know! Dude Im checking on my kid right now!
Remember that "Arrested Develompent" episode when the uncle and niece sang "Afternoon Delight" together?
Oh, lighten up, some of you. I think that kid is cute. It cracked me up. I loved how he was still messing up the lyrics. That's a cute age, to not be so self conscious.
Anyway, I remember singing "Love to Love You, Baby" when we used to play "The Gong Show" in the backyard. Anyone ever use a deodorant bottle or better yet, a Love's Baby Soft as a microphone?
Oh, how I wish there was a video of a young M.K., singing "We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off" or "I Wonder If I Take You Home."
He's a cute little kid! (and i'm not talking about him in THAT way, you dirty-minded trollops).
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angel_I - I know this adorable little 7 yr old who loves that apple bottom jeans song, and on the "give that big booty a smack" part she turns around, bends over, and smacks it, stripper style. Her parents think it's cute, but I was horrified the first time.
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@Viva: For reals...your poor Daddy!
I'm still tryna figure out a way to tell my kid it's not cool to pop out with "Boom Chicka Wow Wow!" whenever she feels like it. It's totally caught on with her and her friends - I have no idea where they got it. It's so hard cuz, you know, I don't wanna have to tell her why;s
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Darn it...I tried to delete this, and I can't. Sorry!
Submitted by angel_i on July 31, 2008 - 2:11pm.
Once a 5 year old boy sang me the whole of "You're Still the One" . Also cute...and a little disturbing...LOL! (I'm listening - LOL!
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my little sis who was like 10 at the time busted out with Shaggy's "it wasn't me" on a road trip. It was cute until she got to the "she caught me banging on the bathroom floor" and my dad had to pull over to catch his breath and resist the urge to pop her in her mouth.
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DAE wherever you are, I luv ya and all but that mess at the end is the result of the Mimi/Christina/Be-yawn-ce 'gotta do 50 runs in one breath' era. May God have mercy on his soul.
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Where's the parents??
Well in one of his uploaded vids, a male is right behind him, I'm guessing it's his dad.
I wouldn't say he's the most talented kid in the world, but a lot of kids upload stuff.
My 11 year old has his own channel (page)-but all he uploads are vids from his X Box with him and his online buddies. I don't think I'm going to have to worry about him singing any time soon.
There's one kid who posts that is kinda popular with the kids, and I saw a few of his vids, they were kind of funny, in a spastic way.
Here's the kid's channel, he's pretty funny...
http://www.youtube.com/user/Fred?ob=1
Kids these days get to do all kinds of crap that I'd never dream of, not even remotely. Lucky little bastids.
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He probably has a hot Sharpie-eyebrowed Chola Mother :P
I bet Lou Perlman is beating off to this in his jail cell right now....lol
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MK, you must finish watching the entire thing because the ending is the best part! You know you want to if you already haven't.
Hahaha, I love how he runs out of breath after hitting the "high notes." Touch my bodaaaaa-*pants* aaaaa. Priceless!
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"Call Chris Hansen" is right. All his videos have the same pattern - he introduces a song, purposely tries to not look into the camera directly (and if he does quickly glances away - like mom or dad is standing there) and then does the entire song when kids his age usually have the attention span of 45 seconds max. Wonder how many people are in the room besides him. From the You Tube page looks like he's got an agent, and all this is about as un-rehearsed and "spontaneous" as Miss Phoebe at The Ivy at noon.
So cute! And yes - disturbing. Maybe people should sing about some other things too so kids don't have to say these things. Yeesh!
Once a 5 year old boy sang me the whole of "You're Still the One" . Also cute...and a little disturbing...LOL! (I'm listening - LOL!)
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He's kind of cute, but that was uncomfortable.
If I ever have kids, I'm definitely not letting them have any webcams.
OMG!! Check out the puppy dog on the bed glaring at him from about the 3 minute mark on! Hilarious!
It was one thing for me to laugh at the post. I mean really...
-"He probably has no idea what he's singing about, but it's still not right!"
-"I didn't get through the whole video because the state of the room was starting to bother me."
-"I want to scream at that boy, "Stop singing that shit and clean up!"
He should being doing somebody's homework. Or something. I agree with the other comments that he should be outside.
You know as soon as he is of age, he will be standing in line to audition for American Idol. I'm sure he will be one of the angry rejections.
To post on YouTube, don't you have to be 18? If that's the case let's blame his guardian. Let's also blame Mariah. Can she sue him?
That wasn't cute at all. I couldn't watch the whole thing. I wish I hadn't even tried. He's going to get all these hits and probably post some more inappropriate songs.