Thursday, July 31st 2008
Where Are This Boy's Parents?!
I thank the Chicken Cutlet gods every day for not giving us YouTube when I was a kid. This would be me. The FresnoBeehive posted this video of 11-year-old Dannyhott, a YouTuber with a small following, singing Mimi's "Touch My Body." He probably has no idea what he's singing about, but it's still not right!
I didn't get through the whole video because the state of the room was starting to bother me. I want to scream at that boy, "Stop singing that shit and clean up!" I also had to stop watching because it was like looking at myself when I was 11. I mean, I would have added some moves to it, but still!
That being said, Chris Hansen, come get this boy!
Thanks Heather
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Little Newportjoey recorded " I Hear A Symphoney" and did all the parts of The Supremes,,and then went into Side B "Stop in the Name of Love" doing all 3 parts.......
Of course it was a tiny little mini tape recorder.......Where in the hell was Star Search in 1965?????
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
-ohmy- ,
And why can't the man in your avie be waiting, nekkid for me when i get home from work???
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can an 11 year old post stuff on youtube or does he have to have parent premission?? Why can't kids be kids.
Now that show Ugly Betty can replace that gay mexican kid when his voice starts cracking....do gay guys voices even start cracking during puberty?? Robertoooo
I want to smack him upside the head and tell him to go outside and don't slam the screen door on the way out. Oh and bring me a Coke with some ice in it.
The kid is for sure the next Chloe Lattanzi, not that we were through with the original but its always a comfort to know theres a back up!!
Omg lol how gay is that little lad LOL!
That was hilarious!!!!! i wanna see more. u go girl
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love me some Mayer....so what!!!its complicated
He sings like a little kid who's had singing lessons already and as expected, performs badly because of his age (but it's cute). Where're the parents? people ask. I guarantee you stage mother from hell is behind the camera and filming it for "American Idol".
What's a secret ronaduse?
soooooooooo wrong no 11 year old should be singing touch my body on you tube and then their retarted ass parents wonder why and how their children go missing yeah you know cause it's not like there's pedophiles online
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
Does he not know that he can Google the lyrics? Where are his fuckity fucking parents! Seriously!
"I'm the whoriest whore whoever whored and I still wouldn't get with that." ~ MK
Submitted by Message In A Bottle on July 31, 2008 - 2:59pm.
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Your avvie is fucking delicious!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Thank god the Internet was brand new when I was 12/13ish and everyone and their mom didn't have the ability to post videos. I remember when going into an AOL chat room was the most exciting part of the Internet.
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I was just thinking the same thing...at that age, I was so excited to be able to install yahoo messenger into my hard drive and to talk to my friends and using the smileys lol!
Could be worse though, he could be another Crissy Crocker
"Not all of us are classified in the Navy as a friendly port" - Dorothy Zbornak
The columbians must have captured a new one. Forget Ingrid Betancourt, they now have an 11 year old.
Where the fuck are his fucking parents?! Jeebus!
"I'm the whoriest whore whoever whored and I still wouldn't get with that." ~ MK
The parents better drop his ass to the gym by 13, than he shall be unstoppable for sure!
No homophobes gonna dare mess with him, he'll pound your head in the cement before singing an Anastasia song...and he'll make you sing a long while the blood streams from your nose.
Obsessed with him. He also sings Aubrey O'Day a'capella.
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I didn't realize how gross the lyrics are till this kid sang them.
I feel an uncomfortable Thanksgiving coming up for his family in a few years....
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
next time they raid those extreme mormon compounds again, can they just swing by and get this kid too?
i still don't know what i just watched...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
He is my favorite actor. He is seeking someone online now. I saw him at """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" last week. What kind of relationship is he looking for on that site?
LMAO!!!
This reminds me when my nephew was little and would walk around singing "I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain!!!
Drove my BIL insane!!!!
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Submitted by RJII on July 31, 2008 - 3:19pm.
where's Dateline when you need them?
Obama/Spears 08
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LMAO!! Those are the two best lines yet!!
I was just excited about seeing FRESNOBEEHIVE.com mentioned on Dlisted. Its almost like having Michael K mention me.
he never will. ***cries***
where's Dateline when you need them?
Obama/Spears 08
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God, I hope his parents have somewhat of some control over what he's posting. He's cute and it's adorable to see him sing to the pop tunes, but who gives an 11 year old a webcam? He's jailbait for the pervs out there in YouTube land.
boomsy- I think the dog thinks she's a metronome or something. God knows, he sure needs one!
LMAO: I was checking out the video where he's singing Leona Lewis' 'Bleeding Love'.... the poor boy's wearing a tshirt that says 'My room is clean enough'; apparently he got the message, MK. LOL.
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
I won't watch it.
Oh, bless her lil' drag queen in trainin' heart .... how bout, for an encore, a rousing rendition of "I Gotta Be Me"...he is a cutie....do yo thang! sing yo torch song girl!
Check out this one; doggie ruins his performance...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKZ92LUjb1w&eurl=http://www.youtube.com/u...
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
His parents are probably at the front door wondering why there is a mass of Pedo's on the front lawn.
Newportjoey, that is not just a "gay boy" thing.....I WAS Pat Benatar! Thank GOD there wasn't any internet.....heehee
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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
- Fiona Apple "Parting Gift"
Gone @ :42. Ouch!
WHERE is the tolerance? Yes, MK and every little gay boy, from every time period, did the same thing. Of course, I used a curling iron as my microphone, but HEY! Leave the little mo' in training alone. As long as he does'nt turn out like Carson on Queer Eye, I am ok with it..... ("There's NO Business LIKE SHOW Business") Channeling my inner Ethel Merman.......
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
That was disterbing on so many levels. He is going to hate that later in life. Oh well.
48 seconds is as far as I got cos I couldn't take my eyes off his teefs. If he can post videos on youtube, how come he can't go find the lyrics before trying to sing this shit?
This reminds me of when this kid, I think he was around 7 years old, was on a primetime talkshow in my country singing our eurovision song contest entry (that was performed by a woman) and doing all the accompanying dance moves. It was one of the most excruciating things I have ever seen and I only managed to watch a few seconds of it! His parents might as well have painted a bullseye on his forehead and stuck a sign on his back saying: "Kick me".
I made it til he sang,
Touch my curves.
that was enough.
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
what a sweet kid! i hope he gets somewhere in life.
That dog kinda looks like a french? bulldog, or is it english... I don't know. OT, I can't handle the messing up of the rhythm; he's killing me. But agreed, MK; where ARE his parents? Mine would've been washing my mouth out with soap for making such a horrible noise. Is he going into convulsions at the end?
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Ahhaha Jim,
I thought it was a rabbit as well.
And that boy needs to get out and do some hood rat stuff. After cleaning that room.
now I can see it , so cute LoL
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
LOOOOOOL! That poor kid, I guess more power to him for having NO SHAME WHATSOEVER. I see a another Danny Noriega on our hands...only gayer (if that's possible).
HI JIM!!! HOW ARE YOU TODAY?????
heehee
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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
- Fiona Apple "Parting Gift"
"If you run your mouth and brag about this secret random douche..."?
the video is no longer avalaible , he is goin to be tease on school ,kids are mean and hateful
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
What is a 'renadoo'? LOL; this little boy had me laughing so hard I had to stop...let me try this again.
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
WHAT THE FUCK, THIS KID WILL BE SUCKING DICK BY 12, FUCKING MIMI SHIT MUSIC?? WHAT THE FUCK IS ON THE BED, THE LITTLE WHITE THING THAT KEEPS MOVING IT'S HEAD?? IS IT A RABBIT??