Where Are This Boy's Parents?!

I thank the Chicken Cutlet gods every day for not giving us YouTube when I was a kid. This would be me. The FresnoBeehive posted this video of 11-year-old Dannyhott, a YouTuber with a small following, singing Mimi's "Touch My Body." He probably has no idea what he's singing about, but it's still not right!

I didn't get through the whole video because the state of the room was starting to bother me. I want to scream at that boy, "Stop singing that shit and clean up!" I also had to stop watching because it was like looking at myself when I was 11. I mean, I would have added some moves to it, but still!

That being said, Chris Hansen, come get this boy!

Thanks Heather

Posted by: Michael K

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Uncomfortable

Submitted by PattiCakes on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 2:55pm.

haha...i love how his dog or cat or whatever that is in the background doesn't even care.

Just licks itself and goes to sleep!

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 2:54pm.

K, who wants to share custody of this little gremlin with me?

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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.

Submitted by Callan on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 2:51pm.

Everybody has a hard enough time in junior high without having video of themselves singing Mariah Carey all over YouTube and the rest of the Internet.

Thank god the Internet was brand new when I was 12/13ish and everyone and their mom didn't have the ability to post videos. I remember when going into an AOL chat room was the most exciting part of the Internet.