Thursday, July 31st 2008
Welcome Back To 1990
This robot bitch is only missing a pair of Reebok Pumps, an LA Gear sweatshirt, and it would be like 1990 again! I look at this picture of Katie Holmes in tight-rolled jeans and all I hear is Stevie B's "Because I Love You." The 90s were a trying time. Seriously, we would spend forever trying to perfectly roll our jeans.
Being brainwashed by Tommy Girl really makes you do (and wear) some fucked up shit. Katie, stop trying to make tight rolled jeans happen. It wasn't hot then and it's not hot now.
Also, I can't talk about LA Gear without posting Paula Abdul's amazing commercial for them from the 90s. "I Still Burn Toast......"
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@MissPriss. You are right, Yuck! *wipes off Starfish shit goo w/ napkin from ur Docs* Such a pretty DragonFly, pretty! Is the back of my head shaved properly, My skinhead meeting is right after work, And I want to look my best!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
what I remember about the nineties is wearing head to toe black, long straggly hair, and a huge fucking cross necklace.
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
Submitted by vanyvrgs on July 31, 2008 - 4:23pm.
I am not a jew, and know plenty of people, black, white, asian, etc., who had or have a pair and were intelligent enough not to forgo a whole very confi shoe brand because of a bunch of hicks.
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Well I dont know any....only people I know wear doc martins are skinheads, I think you're lying to be polictically correct and seem like something akin to thoughtful to your peers....
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Do you want to touch me? Change me?
Well I'm a Vanilla Shark and I eat Choco Starfish for breakfast, Choco Starfish crunchies!
Snap, Slap and Asskick into your morning!
They taste like Rabbit poo.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Okie
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No! that IS a rotten starfish! Lookit!! It's pooping outta its mouth! Gross!!
*Kicks stinky starfish with my Doc Martens out in the middle of the ocean*
*holds Okie's hand*
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"But let's be real, if you can't look at dicks at work, then it's time to look for a new job"
MK on the SamRo's a Filthy bitch thread" 7.31.08
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 31, 2008 - 4:14pm.
Okie I pm'd you yesterday, didya see???
*runs to end of the drive to wait for emailman*
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Viva.. You are just the cutest thing that ever did grace this earth! *smooch* I tipped that emailman to rush that delivery to you!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
"Most Jews are self-hating"?
riiiiiiiiight.....YOU are one to talk, who comes to this site daily, just to get abused. Go get some help........sheesh.
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"Since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody, thank God; and Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue."
LAPD Chief Bratton
Submitted by oklahoma on July 31, 2008 - 4:21pm.
Wait, we're jealous cause we can't poo out of our mouth? riiiiight!
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If you stick food up your ass, you'll sh*t out you're mouth. Ill bet you $20 it works. All you gotta do is try it! Thats all I was trying to say. Wont you try so you can see how right I am and stand in awe at my magnificence?
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And if you dont expect too much from me, you might not be let down!
@YourMom.. *kiss pretty jew head* Now kiss my pretty white skinhead.. Do it! Cause I have people to go kill! Friends forever, now!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Is this bitch serious???
All she needs is a pair of Eastlands, some giant mallrat bangs, and a BUM Equipment sweatshirt and she'd be good to go for 1991!
I am not a jew, and know plenty of people, black, white, asian, etc., who had or have a pair and were intelligent enough not to forgo a whole very confi shoe brand because of a bunch of hicks.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
Submitted by choco starfish on July 31, 2008 - 3:19pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 31, 2008 - 4:10pm.
I, born a Jew, own a pair of docs. They were bought as a gift for me by my very Jewish father.
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Most Jews are self hating so it makes sense!
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Oh, yeah? where'd you get that info from, because it's news to me.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
I also went to the first LollaPalooza and I wore plaid flannel shorts, standard issue black stretch tank, black tights and my black docs.
I was so stylin', I bought my ticket in traffic to the show on top of it.
GWAD.....the fuckin' 90's.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
My steel toe docs were my favorite. I could kick the shit out of anything and not feel it.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Wait, we're jealous cause we can't poo out of our mouth? riiiiight!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Miss Priss. *writes your name in sand w/ stick*
Yuck, *steps on icky ole smelly starfish found in sand* Oh that could have been cat poop, Never can tell the difference..
I love Miss Priss!!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
I had the most awesome hightops. They were pink with colored little dinosaurs on them.
As Kyle said "Cartman, you were right. You can shove food up your ass and shit out your mouth. I was just jelous of you cause I didnt think of it first!. You deserve the $20!"
Thats what all you hos are thinking right now!
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And if you dont expect too much from me, you might not be let down!
ooo, I had textured tights, red and black and black and white.
i vaguely remember a plaid/argyle'ish print to.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 31, 2008 - 3:10pm.
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 31, 2008 - 1:08pm.
Hey dont starfish eat and shit out the same hole?
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I bet you I can make a pretty good case for that
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Chocolate starfish excrete hotdog flavored water. God, I hate Limp DickBiscuit.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 31, 2008 - 4:12pm.
Bradiful - with STRIPED tights, black and pink.
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Oh yes! I had yellow and black like a bumble bee. People in school would start singing that Blind Melon song everytime I wore those tights. lol
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"But let's be real, if you can't look at dicks at work, then it's time to look for a new job"
MK on the SamRo's a Filthy bitch thread" 7.31.08
Okie I pm'd you yesterday, didya see???
*runs to end of the drive to wait for emailman*
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And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 31, 2008 - 3:11pm.
Oh please, Doc Martens were fashion and worn with
a baby doll dress and black tights, BITCHIN!
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Wow. You just described me in 1993!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
I am so embarrassed. As I was putting on my sandals to walk downtown today, I noticed that my toenail polish was chipped. Being so OCD, I had to stop and repaint them and I rolled the legs of my jeans up just like this to avoid smudging the polish. When I got home and saw this picture I looked down at my ankles and sure enough, I had forgotten to unroll them. So yeah, I walked all over town this way and didn't even realize it. DUH!
*Sigh* I do miss my LA Gear Hi-tops with the colored laces and my acid-washed Chic jeans.
*Rose tint my world, keep me safe from the trouble and pain*
Bradiful - with STRIPED tights, black and pink.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Oh please, Doc Martens were fashion and worn with
a baby doll dress and black tights, BITCHIN!
I kinda miss it, it was so easy.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
I wouldn't mind going back to 1990! Those were the days!
Doc Marten's air wair boots have to be one of the most confortable shoes ever. I still heart my boots and I have had them (and they still look new) for 16 years. They are not just for skinheads...
Oh and the Young Ones.... memories. ____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 31, 2008 - 1:08pm.
Hey dont starfish eat and shit out the same hole?
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I bet you I can make a pretty good case for that
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And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me
Submitted by choco starfish on July 31, 2008 - 4:04pm.
Doc martins are for skin heads!!! SKINHEADS!
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I, born a Jew, own a pair of docs. They were bought as a gift for me by my very Jewish father.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
I thought I was hot shit with my pink speckled LA Gear Brats. "You're such a Brat!"
I wore Doc Martens, and I am a Jew....that was a stupid fucking comment. You have no dignity chocostarfish...why do you keep coming to a site where no one wants you?
I guess you'll take any type of attention.....pathetic, I must say...
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"Since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody, thank God; and Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue."
LAPD Chief Bratton
Submitted by oklahoma on July 31, 2008 - 4:06pm.
*shaves Pretty white head* Damn.. *puts on Doc Martens* oh fuck I look good now! *sits, and waits*
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Bwhahahahah
I love you.
*twirls foot on the ground, blushing*
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"But let's be real, if you can't look at dicks at work, then it's time to look for a new job"
MK on the SamRo's a Filthy bitch thread" 7.31.08
Hey dont starfish eat and shit out the same hole?
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Yeah, you forgot to mention the scrunchy socks to go with the Reebok pumps. Those were key. Along with the slap bracelets.
Submitted by choco starfish on July 31, 2008 - 4:04pm.
Doc martins are for skin heads!!! SKINHEADS!
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I happen to disagree
And Doc MArtins are good for kicking assholes in the face
*kicks choco crab in the face*
Did you catch any?
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"But let's be real, if you can't look at dicks at work, then it's time to look for a new job"
MK on the SamRo's a Filthy bitch thread" 7.31.08
OKIE!!!!
Hear are some chocolate starfish shaped kisses for you...*muah*
Like the taste?
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And if you dont expect too much from me, you might not be let down!
She's missing the uniform black stretch tank top, vest with a heinous print, a thousand long necklace/suede string shit with anything with a hook dangling and the always classic, I loved mine, Doc Martens.
Or a pirate shirt, whatevs.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
*shaves Pretty white head* Damn.. *puts on Doc Martens* oh fuck I look good now! *sits, and waits*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Oh typical.. Nice braids in your hair bitch! *laughs* I don't report, I'll just watch, and watch like you do.. Oh you'll see!!! Starfish's are typically ugly and flaky, really dry skinned, crusty creatures.. ick!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
I can haz a spelchek?
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And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me
Submitted by Miss Priss on July 31, 2008 - 4:02pm.
VLL
HI dear! I've got some Troll repellant!!!
*sprays on bitch's faces*
Anyway, yeah, Jr. High and High School were a fashion disaster...but I will forever love Doc Martens. The best thing to wear to a Punk show, you can kick some ass!
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I have some psychadellic dragonfly replant...*sprssssh* did you catch any?
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And if you dont expect too much from me, you might not be let down!
I loved my Doc Martens in Jr. High. Anyone ever seen the episode of The Young Ones with the landlord singing his Doctor Marten Boots song? Tres punk rock.
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And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me
Posh-wannabe.
VLL
HI dear! I've got some Troll repellant!!!
*sprays on bitch's faces*
Anyway, yeah, Jr. High and High School were a fashion disaster...but I will forever love Doc Martens. The best thing to wear to a Punk show, you can kick some ass!
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"But let's be real, if you can't look at dicks at work, then it's time to look for a new job"
MK on the SamRo's a Filthy bitch thread" 7.31.08
Miss Priss! hi hor! You change your avies almost as much as me, I didn't even know that was you.
*hugs*
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And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me
oh crap, I almost forgot. Don't be afraid of the report abuse button if you feel any trollerific activities abrewin', folks!
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And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me
Tonic
I know exactly what you mean!
I hate that thing she does with her mouth. She has a crooked smile too! Her lips/mouth only smile on the one side. ANNOYING!
And I agree with you about her not having any character. DUH she married into Scientology
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"But let's be real, if you can't look at dicks at work, then it's time to look for a new job"
MK on the SamRo's a Filthy bitch thread" 7.31.08
"Submitted by Miss Priss on July 31, 2008 - 1:40pm.
Man, Katie's a shitteous actress. She's going to suck in Broadway"
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She sucks at getting in to character - probably because she herself has none - but she has this twisty thing she always does with her mouth when reading her lines. It's really distracting and makes her look doped up.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
one awesome thing about growing up on a modest income is no money to waste on stupid bullshit fads
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And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me