Thursday, July 31st 2008
Welcome Back To 1990
This robot bitch is only missing a pair of Reebok Pumps, an LA Gear sweatshirt, and it would be like 1990 again! I look at this picture of Katie Holmes in tight-rolled jeans and all I hear is Stevie B's "Because I Love You." The 90s were a trying time. Seriously, we would spend forever trying to perfectly roll our jeans.
Being brainwashed by Tommy Girl really makes you do (and wear) some fucked up shit. Katie, stop trying to make tight rolled jeans happen. It wasn't hot then and it's not hot now.
Also, I can't talk about LA Gear without posting Paula Abdul's amazing commercial for them from the 90s. "I Still Burn Toast......"
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If those pants were tight they'd be mom jeans.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
I was NEVER into tight rolling, (except w/ my joints) Anyways.. In school, like 6th grade, me and 3 girlfriends were performing in a Folley (talent contest) and they had their pants like that, & said I had to have mine like that so we'd match.. Oh fuck me.. We won the contest but still, I'm damaged all due to that.. But i'm damn good at rolling a joint now!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
And the pants are getting looser...soon she'll be wearing MC Hammer parachute pants like she invented the things. *shudders*
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
BOY SHE REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLY LOOKS HOT...FUCKING NOT, NICE FUCKING HAIR YOU LOSER!! THIS WHORE IS LIKE 22 AND LOOKS 55...SO LONG TEEN ROLES-HELLO MOTHER ROLES ON LIFETIME!!
Those are obviously men's jeans. Which is kindof odd because womans jeans come in a much more fitting variaty. Those just hang off her. Not attractive!
God help this woman.
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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
- Fiona Apple "Parting Gift"