Thursday, July 31st 2008

Wipe That Shit-Eating Grin Off Your Face

Tommy Girl has no reason to smile. The dumb bitch has just been named in a $250 million lawsuit against Scientology. The lawsuit was filed by an ex-Scientologist that goes by the name of Peter Letterese. Peter filed using the RICO statue. You know what RICO is if you saw "The Dark Knight." Everything I know, I learned from "The Dark Knight." Petey claims the aliens harassed his ass after he left their clan.

Rush & Molloy has the smart people details:

In court papers provided to The News by investigator Paul Barresi, Letterese claims a member of the church phoned his lawyer at home, and when the lawyer's wife answered, said he was her husband's homosexual lover.

Barresi, who has done investigative work on behalf of Cruise, tells us: "[Letterese] is just including a celebrity name to get attention." Letterese calls the church a "crime syndicate" and wants it broken up under the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organization law, just as the feds have broken up Mafia families.

He singles out Cruise, who's made no secret of his religion, saying that Scientology head David Miscavage is "aided and abetted by the actions of Tom Cruise, his right-hand man for foreign and domestic promotion, as well as for foreign and domestic lobbying. He has assisted the syndicate in acquiring funds and [made] his own donations of money believed to be in the multiple tens of millions of dollars."

One of Letterese's beefs is that the church allegedly uses a business book, "Effective Sales Closing Techniques," as part of its teachings. He says this violates his intellectual property rights, since he bought the rights to the book from the widow of author Leslie Dane.

Wait....so Tommy Girl's private investigator handed over the court papers to Rush & Molly? And isn't Paul Barresi a former porn star?! Something smells fishy and it's not Tommy Girl's ass jelly. Actually, Tommy's ass jelly smells like a mixture of rotten trout and boiled beef. Surf and turf!

Petey is seriously one brave bitch. Hopefully this lawsuit goes somewhere, because I can't wait for the juicy shit that is going to come pouring out. Juicy like Tommy Girl's.....Oh, you know!



Sayonara's picture

Oh yes Gucci something is a bit weird about the hair.

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

Scientologists are brutal. I am actually surprised they haven't killed this guy yet. Co$ is finally getting what they deserve.

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

He is my favorite. Just saw his profile on milllionaire personals site """""W e a l t h y R o m a n c e . c o m"""""" last

week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Tammy did not get a nose job, except maybe to make it bigger.

She hopes people will be reminded of "Big nose..Big Hose" (except in her case the opposite is true!)

NaNoop's picture

Submitted by piedlourde on August 1, 2008 - 3:41am.

Jeezy Creezy, look at those teefs. Bitch has got to have holoprosencephaly!

I'm not even sure that's a word and I agree!!!

piedlourde's picture

Jeezy Creezy, look at those teefs. Bitch has got to have holoprosencephaly!

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So I guess you want me to paint your chair?

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Tammy has the typical look of the aging -50 now? we certainly don't believe the 'published offical' birthdate informatia for these people -

homosexual trying to remain 22.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

i have to admit, i'm amazed... not one damn person... not even a troll just startin' shit... nothing... this is the internet... it's world wide!... not one damn person clearly defending Scientology... i guess they're really not so fuckin' strong when you think about it... and this is a reason to fight, this is a reason to not fear shutting them down... goodnight, all

OT: just for giggles... uumm, Tommy needs to stop sharing the bowl pattern when cutting his and his wife's hair

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"I, I, I'm driving in circles.
Come to my senses sometimes.
Why, why, why, why start it over?
Nothing was lost, everthing's free.
I don't care how impossible it seems"

gucci's picture

Oh shit that is so NOT Tommy's hair he's wearing a freakin rug for sure!

NICE RUG TOMMY! OH AND NOT A BAD NOSE JOB EITHER!

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"When it comes to men, don't pay attention to word they say, but pay attention to absolutely everything they do".

Professor Randy Paush

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

What's with Tammy's "do", you know, the bangs? What is she covering up?

Forehead lift?

Hair implants?

Discuss!

oliver_darque's picture

another "religion" that makes you age fugly

tom cruise = psychotic uber fug troll.

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Saltypretzel's picture

Such an ugly man...in more ways than one. I see those braces he had did nothing to improve the fug.

Little miss's picture

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on August 1, 2008 - 8:13am.
Submitted by Little miss on August 1, 2008 - 2:09am.

"make the beast bleed."... i always like that term, Little miss!
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sorry for jumping over you, I had to edit. I actually borrowed that term from fundies, when they spoke about milking government big time, signing it's members to every social help they can get (although women never see the moneys, of course)

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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter

Little miss's picture

Smile, bitch - you're getting sued!
Oh, I just hope so much that this lawsuit will finally make the beast bleed.

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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by Little miss on August 1, 2008 - 2:09am.

"make the beast bleed."... i always like that term, Little miss!

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"I, I, I'm driving in circles.
Come to my senses sometimes.
Why, why, why, why start it over?
Nothing was lost, everthing's free.
I don't care how impossible it seems"

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 1, 2008 - 1:34am.

always need a refill!!... that's half my problem... the other half is the price of milk!... notice i don't care about the price of booze!LOL!... night, Deb!

OT: Scientology is a business, not a religion

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"I, I, I'm driving in circles.
Come to my senses sometimes.
Why, why, why, why start it over?
Nothing was lost, everthing's free.
I don't care how impossible it seems"

DebFrmHell's picture

Turning in. Good night to you ESE!

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...whatever.

DebFrmHell's picture

ESE,
I got my DC how are you on your russkie? Shall I get you a refill?

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...whatever.

fionalicious's picture

omg! for a moment there i thought that was my mom! ..oh wait, HELL NO!, my momma ain't gay, her hair ain't dark,..her eyes are brown, and she's not crazy and millionaire!...shit..that last detail just bite me in the ass!...
Tom Cruise be my mommy! I'm cool about u being gay..i'll just look the other way and pretend that u're not, like everyone else does!..i'll love u til the end of your days..hell i'll help u to get there sooner, u know, for ur own sake and Katie's, she deserves a well served dick, once u're gone she'll go back to being a quiet slut! shhh...don't tell.

["Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry!"
'"Before you're sorry" a surprised Larson parrots].-
Too funny to be true.
But seriously Jorge, dump the witch bitch before u're sorry!

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

sleep well, angel!

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"I, I, I'm driving in circles.
Come to my senses sometimes.
Why, why, why, why start it over?
Nothing was lost, everthing's free.
I don't care how impossible it seems"

angel_i's picture

Nighty night.

I'm outtie 2.

Ciao, Bellos!

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

night, PSL!

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"I, I, I'm driving in circles.
Come to my senses sometimes.
Why, why, why, why start it over?
Nothing was lost, everthing's free.
I don't care how impossible it seems"

parissucksliterally's picture

Sugar/Caffeine, will work....

I'm crashing out- it's early, but I've had a long day.....night guys....

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"Since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody, thank God; and Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue."
LAPD Chief Bratton

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by angel_i on August 1, 2008 - 1:00am.

lean like a chola, dahlin'.. you ain't scared of nothin'!

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"I, I, I'm driving in circles.
Come to my senses sometimes.
Why, why, why, why start it over?
Nothing was lost, everthing's free.
I don't care how impossible it seems"

angel_i's picture

@ESE:

That avvie is spooky. It looks like a serpent all tangled up in the tree of life AND a flaming arrow. I think robrr might be skeerry.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

SONOFA!... i missed robrr1118?... i wanted to ask if he/she is actually a COS member or just using the avie and making the point that this will most likely never make it into court

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"I, I, I'm driving in circles.
Come to my senses sometimes.
Why, why, why, why start it over?
Nothing was lost, everthing's free.
I don't care how impossible it seems"

angel_i's picture

Nite, Mr. Pres! Good luck with your lesbian pillow fights!

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

angel_i's picture

Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 1, 2008 - 12:31am.

ESE! How the hell are you?

angel, I didn't say GIVE UP the Maryjane, I was just wondering if we could squeeze in salt too.....maybe combine Alcohol/Caffeine? They're both drugs.....
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Trudat. The thought of mixing them kinda makes my stomach turn but I do enjoy specialty coffees from time to time...

Hmm...Myself, I could tie in the caffeine and the maryjane...We do need salt in there...mebbe the caffeine and the sugar? That makes sense, right?

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 1, 2008 - 12:43am.

hey, Deb!... day's gettin' better with every sip!... you got a diet coke?.. we'll go sip for sip!

OT: Scientology ruins families

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"I, I, I'm driving in circles.
Come to my senses sometimes.
Why, why, why, why start it over?
Nothing was lost, everthing's free.
I don't care how impossible it seems"

parissucksliterally's picture

Doing well, ESE...other than having to look at Tommygirl ....he sickens me.

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"Since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody, thank God; and Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue."
LAPD Chief Bratton

DebFrmHell's picture

Hi ESE!
How is your day?

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...whatever.

Mr. President's picture

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on August 1, 2008 - 12:34am.
yeah, you got the power to do it, so... legalize "it"... you know what i'm talkin' about!LOL!
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Didn't see ya there, ESE. Good night. And if by "it", you mean lesbian pillow fights, I'm so on that. Bye.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 1, 2008 - 12:31am.

hi, PSL! i'm doin' dandy!... how you?... *passes salty snack of PSLs choice over to her*

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"I, I, I'm driving in circles.
Come to my senses sometimes.
Why, why, why, why start it over?
Nothing was lost, everthing's free.
I don't care how impossible it seems"

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

later, Mr. P!... put in the papers for some protection for me, would ya?!... and... a... yeah, you got the power to do it, so... legalize "it"... you know what i'm talkin' about!LOL!

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"I, I, I'm driving in circles.
Come to my senses sometimes.
Why, why, why, why start it over?
Nothing was lost, everthing's free.
I don't care how impossible it seems"

Aunt Bea's picture

Wonder how long it is before this guy goes "missing"

parissucksliterally's picture

ESE! How the hell are you?

angel, I didn't say GIVE UP the Maryjane, I was just wondering if we could squeeze in salt too.....maybe combine Alcohol/Caffeine? They're both drugs.....

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"Since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody, thank God; and Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue."
LAPD Chief Bratton

Mr. President's picture

Saw Top Gun on TV a few weeks ago and I have to say Tom was amazing back then. That's what makes this so weird. Like Michael Jackson, he has a lot of talent but let the crazy get the best of him in his old age.

Anyway, it is way past my bed time so I'll see y'all tomorrow. I may have to send some secret service guys to guard ESE now that he's gunning for the cult. Take care.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by angel_i on August 1, 2008 - 12:30am.

then i haven't missed anything i don't know!LOL!

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"I, I, I'm driving in circles.
Come to my senses sometimes.
Why, why, why, why start it over?
Nothing was lost, everthing's free.
I don't care how impossible it seems"

DebFrmHell's picture

W. Jefferies is a freak and the big church and many of the splinter groups distance themselves from him. My aunt I laughingly refer to as one of the enlightened Mormons. haha.

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angel_i's picture

ESE!

I was just telling everyone what a stud you are;)

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

angel_i's picture

@Mr. Pres:

Beef Jerky is the Devil's Food! That stuff hurts me:(

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

ok, somebody catch me up.. what have i missed?

OT: meh, i'm drinkin'.. gimme a minute

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"I, I, I'm driving in circles.
Come to my senses sometimes.
Why, why, why, why start it over?
Nothing was lost, everthing's free.
I don't care how impossible it seems"

angel_i's picture

Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 1, 2008 - 12:24am.

angel, where does "salt" fit in? I need my salty snacks!
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I know! Maybe *I* added the MaryJane. Teehee! I read it in this awesome book many, many years ago about young adults in New York. It was so good - I'm glad I can't remember how to find it, it may have actually been shit. My older self is not always in love with the same things my younger self is.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

angel_i's picture

Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 1, 2008 - 12:19am.

My auntie got converted a couple of years ago. It is very strange but every so often I see a burst of former auntie. Cracks me up. I thought she would die over no coffee.
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Yeah - I know some converts (and a few who converted back). It's definitely no miracle cure, that's fersure.

and @PSL: I'm pretty sure them Polygamists are shunned by the rest of the flock.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

Mr. President's picture

angel, you forgot beef jerky. My version of the USDA food pyramid is a pile of Oberto beef jerky. Mmmmm.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

parissucksliterally's picture

angel, where does "salt" fit in? I need my salty snacks!

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"Since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody, thank God; and Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue."
LAPD Chief Bratton

angel_i's picture

Submitted by Mr. President on August 1, 2008 - 12:17am.

Deb, Mormons have no chance of luring me in. Alcohol and caffeine are two of my four food groups.
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The four food groups:

Sugar
Alcohol
Caffeine
MaryJane (or Nicotine, depending on your...background, I guess...)

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

DebFrmHell's picture

My auntie got converted a couple of years ago. It is very strange but every so often I see a burst of former auntie. Cracks me up. I thought she would die over no coffee.

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...whatever.

parissucksliterally's picture

I don't understand Mormons Deb....but I try not to make judgments about them....except for the hard-core Polygamists and such..

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"Since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody, thank God; and Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue."
LAPD Chief Bratton

Mr. President's picture

Deb, Mormons have no chance of luring me in. Alcohol and caffeine are two of my four food groups.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

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